Quote of the Day Thread

**Simpsons Forever!** · 02-14-2006, 10:40 AM

Homer: "To start press any key. Well where's the "any" key? I see Esc, Ctarl, and Pigup. There doesn't seem to be any any key! Phew! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. Oops! No time for that now, the computer's starting."
King-Size Homer

**EspanolBot** · 02-14-2006, 01:27 PM

Moe: Immigrants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears I knew it was them!

**Radioactive Man** · 02-14-2006, 04:35 PM

Skinner: Students, I have an announcement. One of your favorite comic book heroes, Radio Man -
Nelson: Radioactive Man, stupid!
Skinner: Strange, I shouldn't have been able to hear that.

**Simpsons Forever!** · 02-15-2006, 08:55 AM

Bart: "What's wrong with Stinky?
Marge: She's teething. Look, her very first baby tooth!
Homer: Aww, ew, I just lost my appetite.
Lisa: Me too.
Homer: Wait - mine came back!" (Eats Lisa's and his food.)
-Treehouse Of Horror IX

**Talking Pie** · 02-20-2006, 08:53 PM

Two Bad Neighbors

George: I'm sorry I spanked your boy, Homer.
Homer: Woo hoo! In your face, Bush. Now apologize for the tax hike.

**Simpsons Forever!** · 02-21-2006, 07:13 AM

Mr. Burns: "Smithers, what's my password?
Smithers: "It's your age, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent!" [BEEP BEEP..BEEP....BEEP]
-The Regina Monologues

**BonerLand** · 02-21-2006, 08:10 AM

"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!"-Ralph (Lisa The Vegetarian)

**Talking Pie** · 02-21-2006, 09:59 PM

Much Apu About Nothing

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

**Simpsons Forever!** · 02-22-2006, 02:50 AM

Bart: "Please don't take me! Take Milhouse - we all know there's no happy ending there!"
-Treehouse Of Horror XIV

**I.P. Freely** · 02-22-2006, 08:34 AM

Moe: oh, a garage, well la di da da Mr. Frenchman
Homer: Well what do you call it then
Moe: A car hole

**CJman327** · 02-22-2006, 08:51 AM

Lisa:Mr. Flanders, why are you moving?
Flanders:Because I had a vision...SHOOTING your father!
Bart:In this neighborhood who hasn't?

**remember alf?** · 02-22-2006, 11:38 AM

bart:"oh kiss me on the mouth....
yeah kissin ladies is the best.....
kiss me like we're in a fancy hotel..."

**Upgrayedd** · 02-22-2006, 09:15 PM

Sherri/Terri: Look, it's Mrs. Potato Head! She's got a head made of lettuce.
Ralph: I can't believe I used to go out with you.
Janey: Are you gonna marry a carrot, Lisa?
Lisa (sarcastically): Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot.
Sherri/Terri: She admitted it! She's going to marry a carrot! (group cheers and laughs)

**Talking Pie** · 02-22-2006, 10:33 PM

Bart After Dark

Bart: Dad, do I have to brush my teeth?
Homer: No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda.

**garret** · 02-22-2006, 10:41 PM

Slug Milhouse: "I don't know how I reproduce, but we'll have a great time figuring it out!"
-The Girl Who Slept Too Little

**Simpsons Forever!** · 02-23-2006, 03:32 AM

Manjula: "Not tonight. I said not tonight!...Wait, something's wrong - why aren't you pressuring me for sex?"
-The Sweetest Apu

**Talking Pie** · 02-24-2006, 08:39 AM

Bart the Fink

Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, you can't beat yourself up.
Bart: Yeah. There'll be plenty of people to do that for me at recess tomorrow.

**Simpsons Forever!** · 02-24-2006, 08:48 AM

Homer: "I'm here to deliver a package to Marge Simpson.
Receptionist: ...Where's the package?
Homer: .......dammit!"
-Co-Dependant's Day

**david195** · 02-25-2006, 08:22 AM

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"
Bart Gets Famous

**Miss Springfield** · 02-25-2006, 07:01 PM

Look I just wanna know where I can get some dealies.

**I Shot Mr Burns** · 02-26-2006, 12:34 PM

Marge: England is so classy every cab has its own butler
Man in cab: actually i was her before you
Homer: make with the tea jeeves
Man in cab: yes very well

**~~homer1nz~~** · 02-26-2006, 11:15 PM

Milhouse: We have to spread this stuff around - let's put it on the internet.
Bart: No! We have to reach people whose opinions actually matter.

**Simpsons Forever!** · 02-27-2006, 12:50 AM

Marge: "Homer I hope you get this. I'm in jail and I need $10,000 bail. Hurry!
Homer: Uh, Marge me and Bart got in a fight with this really uncool pit boss and now we're in Nevada State Prison. Also, I don't know where Bart is. If you see him, say hey!

Lisa: Well Maggie I always knew it would someday boil down to just you and me. I'll look for work in the morning."

-We're On The Road To D'ohwhere

**Apu Nahasapeeapetalon** · 02-27-2006, 07:30 PM

(tiger sleeping) Hey little tiger wake up. (tiger wakens) (Bang) (shoots the tiger with tranqulizer)

Ralph: Miss hoover theres a dog in the air vent
Miss Hoover: Ralph remember when you said snagglepuss was outside
Ralph: He was peeing on a tree

Springfield: We shall set up camp here
Shelbyville: Yes and we shall marry our cousins
Springfield: Yes and wha..... shelbyville

Shelbyville Homer: Hey are you as stupid as you look
Homer: Stupid like a fox

This isnt the church song i put up, this sounds like rock and/or roll

**david195** · 02-28-2006, 07:46 AM

"You ducks are really trying my patience! - but you're so cute!"
Homer the Heretic

**Talking Pie** · 02-28-2006, 08:38 AM

Team Homer

Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets. And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. These uniforms suck!
Marge: Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?
Homer: [on phone] Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Marge: Homer! Watch your mouth!
Homer: Aw, I gotta go. My damn weiner kids are listening. [hangs up]

**Simpsons Forever!** · 02-28-2006, 10:12 AM

Homer: "Hello. Appear on your TV show? Tell our side of the story?! You'll see us there?! Goodbye?!! Dialtone!?!!"
-Bart-Mangled Banner

**Homer 4 President** · 02-28-2006, 02:06 PM

Pyromaniac: I just torched the library, and I'm afraid I'm gonna do it again...
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, I'll just type that up on my invisible typewriter... *hums* FRUITCAKE!

Homer: Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!

**Terrier Williger** · 02-28-2006, 03:01 PM

"Oh, you've become such a cop. And not that long ago you were so much more to me: you were a cleaner of pots, a sewer of buttons, an unclogger of hairy clogs." - Homer

**I.P. Freely** · 02-28-2006, 03:04 PM

" I can't wait to drive this to the Holland Michiagan Tulip Festival."

By the way i live in holland MI and after that aired everyone I talked to even if they didn't watch the epsiode had heard it.

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