Quote of the Day Thread

[kevin]

This is the thread where you post any Simpsons quotes stuck in your head at the moment. This'll centralize all small quote threads into one, big, easily accessable page. So go for it, post any quotes that are in your head at any given moment during the course of your exciting lives. Here's a quotes that has been in my head all day long:
Homer: "Unlike most of you, I am not a nut."

[Crotis Jivefunk]

From Homerpalooza:
Lisa: "It smells like Otto's jacket."

[Gunstar]

"Garage!? Ooh, did ya hear that fellas? A garage! Well la-dee-da mista French man!"

"Well what do you call it?"

"A car hole."

[Radioactive Man]

"The room is slightly askew!"

and since i saw the shinning a few days ago.

"trab qu kcip. trab qu kcip"

[Crotis Jivefunk]

"That's where I saw the leprochaun."

"Rriightt, the leprochaun."

"He told me to burn things!"

[rachel]

"Marge, we need some more vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream!"

[pat]

Krusty: "What the hell was that??!!!" (after watching the cartoon Worker & Parasite)

[kevin]

Homer: "Wait, Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? All this time I've been calling her Crandall! Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!"

[bartman burns]

the Yes Guy:"Uhyeeeeeesssssssssss!"
Homer:"Why do you talk like that?"
the Yes Guy:"I had a strooooooooooooooooke!"

[Postmaster]

Homer: I'm so depressed my last hope is this home made Prozac * sips some from spoon* needs more Ice cream

[kevin]

Originally posted by bartman burns
the Yes Guy:"Uhyeeeeeesssssssssss!"
Homer:"Why do you talk like that?"
the Yes Guy:"I had a strooooooooooooooooke!"

:-O

[kane]

the most annoying quote. possible pass as it is just quote of the day and not "funniest" or "best" quote of the day.

Homer: "Oooooo they have the internet on computers now"

[whisman]

Homer: 10-4 princess. Is that the keg?

[The Brain]

From Lisa the Vegetarian, while watching the 3 little pigs:
Bart: "This is crappy crappy crap"
Homer: "Quiet boy, I've got a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down"

[Gunstar]

Flanders: "Hey Simpson, I'm feeling a tad pekish. Mind if I chew your ear!?"

*CH-CHICK*

*BOOM*

*THUD*

Bart: "Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!"

Homer:"...he was a zombie?"

[Radioactive Man]

"Hey Homie, I can see your doodle!"

"Shut up Flanders"

[chiefdan]

"Ah, Mancini...a mascot's best friend."

[Steve Allen]

"Wait a minute, these look like teeth marks."
"I thought it had chocolate inside."

[SimpsonByte]

"Do you hold a grudge against Montegovary Burns?"
"No*BUZZ*All right, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him*DING*"
"Checks out. OK sir, you're free to go"
"Good, cos I've gotta hot date tonight*BUZZ*A date*BUZZ*Dinner with friends*BUZZ*Dinner alone*BUZZ*Watching TV alone*BUZZ*ALL RIGHT! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the "Victoria Secret" Catalogue*BUZZ*.....sigh...Sears Catalog*DING*Now would you unhook this already please??!!?? I just don't deserve this kinda shabby treatment*BUZZ*!"

Theres another one too, if you check out my signature.

[kevin]

"...And that's the story of ther first caramel cod, I mean Halloween."

[y2dave2004]

"Badgar my ass it's probably Milhouse"

[Lenny 11]

"I'm not dead yeeeeeet!"

[kevin]

"I'm cold and there are wolves after me"

[Crotis Jivefunk]

"No, no one's going Catholic, three kids is enough,"

[rachel]

"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike... you just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

[Stackhouse]

'english? who needs that? i'm never going to england.'

[The Brain]

Chalmers: "Skinner! You're fired"
Skinner: "I'm sorry, did you just call me a Liar?"
Chalmers: "No, I said you're fired"
Skinner: "Oh, oh that's much worse"

[Steve Allen]

"Homer, could you stop thinking about your ass?"

[Crotis Jivefunk]

"Kill the horrid beasts...and do away with their lizards."

[kevin]

"We the purple? What the hell was that?"