Great episode. Blends in with a lot of other classics but then again there are a lot. 5/5
5/5 One of the best ever
4/5 Has Sex Appeal and a Catchy Name!
3/5 Meh.
2/5 I'd rather watch an Irishman being crippled
1/5 Boo-Urns
Great episode. Blends in with a lot of other classics but then again there are a lot. 5/5
5/5 i love this episode. we'll take the spruce moose
4/5
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
anyways, the episode was pretty good, not as good as season5 standards, but very good, the best part was when mr burns said " it needs sex appeal, and a catchy name..."
then the casino is named mr burns casino
4/5
“On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.”
second best if not the best episode that Oakley and Weinstein ever wrote so many laughs in this episode along with many clever cultural references A+
Last edited by Old painty-can Ned; 01-05-2012 at 02:36 AM.
(2 year bump)
5/5
A great season 5 episode. The Spruce Moose and the crippled Irishman are two of my favourite Mr. Burns scenes ever.
Best Quotes:
Homeless man: Got any spare change?
Grampa: Yes, and you ain't gettin' it. Everybody wants somethin' for nothin'.
(enters Social Security Office)
Grampa: I'm old! Gimme! Gimme! Gimmie!
Homer: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
Man: That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: DOH!
Mr. Burns: ... I'll design it myself, I know what people like. It's got to have sex appeal and a catchy name. (Greatest reveal ever)
Bart: By the way, your martinis suck.
Squeaky Voiced Teen: Oh yeah, what are you gonna do. Start your own casino, in your treehouse, and get all your little friends to come. I'd like to see that!
(...)
Squeaky Voiced Teen: Well, he certainly showed me.
Krusty: You people are the worst audience I've ever seen.
Audience member: Well, you're the worst comedian we've ever seen!
Krusty: Oh, great! We'll just sit here silently for the next ninety minutes.
Audience Member: Fine with us.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, I've designed a new plane. I call it The Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers from New York's Idlewilde Airport to the Belgian Congo in Seventeen minutes.
Smithers: That's quite a nice model, Sir.
Mr. Burns: Model?
Lisa: ..Well I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the Boogeyman was after me, and he's hiding-
Homer: AHHHHHH BOOGEYMAN! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun!
Homer: Bart I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a Boogeyman, or Boogeymen in the house!
Bart: AHHHH!
Mr. Burns: Now, to the plant. We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in!
Smithers: But, Sir-
Mr. Burns: I said, Hop in.
Homer: ...you made her cry, then I cried, then Maggie laughed. Shes such a little trooper.
Highlights include opening film reel, Homer looking through Kissinger's glasses, The Crippled Irishman, Homer and Barney on the Gong Show, Otto knocking out Gerry Cooney, Homers photographic memory, Milhouse's magic act, Rain Man parody, Barney chugging quarters(Hey this guys paying off), Homer's improvised breakfast (cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust), Robert Goulet's guest appearance, and Homer making Lisa's costume(Owowowowowowow).
Last edited by Lionel Hutz; 05-02-2012 at 06:02 PM. Reason: It's been my lifelong dream to edit this post
it had good jokes and i enjoy the story very much. all the parts with burns are great “ i said hop in”. i give it a 5/5
Pure classic comedy gold, 5/5.
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