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I need some good Cletus and/or Duffman quotes... quickly. Can you think of any?
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04-10-2003, 06:50 PM #1uses the extra dimension.
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04-10-2003, 06:56 PM #2
Cletus: "Hey I could call my ma while im up here. Hey ma get of the danged roof!"
Lady: "We do have a shippment of slightly burnt sears activewear coming in this afternoon."
Marge: "oh i give up"
Cletus: "What time and how burnt?"
Duffman: "Duffman..can't..breath"
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04-10-2003, 06:57 PM #3uses the extra dimension.
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good, good
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04-10-2003, 07:02 PM #4SuperFriend
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Duffman can never die. Only the actors who play him.
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04-10-2003, 07:30 PM #5CAN DIG IT !!!
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Duffman says a lot of things, oh yeah!
Parrot Malibu (10:58:17 PM): I like kissing girls, but I love the cock
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04-10-2003, 08:24 PM #6Junior Camper
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good line! but you forgot the "oh no!" after it!Originally posted by bmac5002
Duffman: "Duffman..can't..breath" [/B]
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04-10-2003, 09:17 PM #7Junior Camper
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Duffman: That brown patch needs a little H2O.
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04-10-2003, 09:43 PM #8Observer
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Duffman: "Strange feelings brewing in Duffman. What...would Jesus do?"
Teacher: "...fixing a broken home isn't as simple as flicking on a light switch."
Cletus: "Duh, a light switch?
Cletus: "Hey Ma! Look it at that pointy hairded little girl!"
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04-10-2003, 10:21 PM #9Pin Pal
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Duffman: Everything...going dark, like the beer that made Ireland famous...I love you doris, I.... (dies)
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04-11-2003, 02:09 AM #10thank you based god
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04-12-2003, 02:09 PM #11wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
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Cletus in "Faith Off": "I done spraint my elb'y bone, so it goes in the oppis'idy di'rection."
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04-12-2003, 02:35 PM #12Slack-Jawed Yokel
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Cletus is God.
Oh wait, that's my quote.
Cletus: Are you some kinda mo-ron?
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04-12-2003, 05:54 PM #13Junior Camper
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Darline-"Cletus, why did we have to park near my parents?"
Cletus-"Now Darline, they's my parents too"
(they ARE brother and sister)
thats all i got
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04-12-2003, 05:55 PM #14Junior Camper
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oh wait, i got something else.
"If someone says a hog cant bite off your fingers, theys lien"
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04-13-2003, 07:27 PM #15a required romp
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I can't believe no one said,
What, would Jesus do?
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04-13-2003, 07:31 PM #16thank you based god
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2 people did atleast
Jesus? I thought it was Jeppeto!
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04-13-2003, 07:39 PM #17Stonecutter
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Its brandine not darline right?
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04-13-2003, 08:06 PM #18Observer
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Cletus: "Watch out for the skunk, them things can go off even after they's dead."
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04-13-2003, 08:50 PM #19thank you based god
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Originally posted by Jessfrogger88
Its brandine not darline right?
Yeah, It's Brandine.
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04-14-2003, 02:39 AM #20Newbie
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Duffman: "Yeah, that's swell. Duff whole heartedly supports the designated driver program. NOW!!! WHO WANTS TO PARTY?!?"
Cletus: "Hey Ma. Look at that pointy hairded little girl."
Cletus: "HEY KIDS! WE'RE EATING DINNER TONIGHT!"
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04-14-2003, 09:00 AM #21Junior Camper
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Great Duffman quote!
"Duffman! Can't breathe! OH NO!!!"
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04-14-2003, 09:40 AM #22See You Space Cowboy.....
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Duffman "Thats one mug you don't want to chug."
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04-14-2003, 11:44 AM #23PaulGuestI like that one too.Originally posted by SideshowTim
Duffman: Strange feelings brewing in Duffman. What...would Jesus do?
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04-14-2003, 11:54 AM #24and now i have slapped a king
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Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!
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04-16-2003, 08:24 AM #25The Lizard King
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Are you ready for some Duff love?
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04-16-2003, 08:41 AM #26Junior Camper
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Howard Duff: Can it Sid
Duffman: Why don't you can it Howard?
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04-17-2003, 05:28 AM #27Newbie
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"Duffman's pension has been miss-managed. OH YEA!!"
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04-17-2003, 07:31 AM #28Junior Camper
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Cletus: What's goin on on dis side?
Probably the quote I use most often in everyday conversation.
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