The Quotable Simpsons!

**Mendoza!!!!** · 12-12-2002, 01:34 PM

Cecil (to Bart) : You're right! If anyone asks, I'll lie!

now Bart

**George Cauldron** · 12-12-2002, 01:36 PM

Bart: (to Todd) Who the hell are you?

**doyle** · 12-12-2002, 02:46 PM

Todd (to Ned) i said i dont want any damn vegetables

**George Cauldron** · 12-12-2002, 02:49 PM

Ned (to Homer) Were you up on my roof last night stealing my weathervane?

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-12-2002, 03:34 PM

Homer: (to Apu) I'll go get the penis!

**SideshowTim** · 12-12-2002, 06:50 PM

Apu (to Homer): Is it me or do all of your plans involve a crazy web of lies?

**George Cauldron** · 12-13-2002, 07:45 AM

Homer (to Ned) Brains.....brains................use your brains to help us..........your delicious brains.....!

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-13-2002, 12:59 PM

Ned: (to Maude) Maude! Come quick! The Simpsons have got cooties!

**George Cauldron** · 12-13-2002, 01:00 PM

Maude (to Chief Wiggum) They're naked as the day God made them!

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-13-2002, 01:01 PM

Wiggum: (to Dr. Hibbert) Well, I guess I'll have to. It's my job!

**George Cauldron** · 12-13-2002, 01:04 PM

Dr Hibbert (to Homer) Medical science has a lousy record of treating the back. We spend too much time on the front.

**Token** · 12-13-2002, 01:06 PM

Homer (To Bart): You call that saying grace?!?

**George Cauldron** · 12-13-2002, 01:06 PM

Bart (to God) Dear God, we paid for all this food ourselves, so thanks for nothing.

**Santas li'l yelper** · 12-13-2002, 01:07 PM

Homer(to Hank Scorpio)" Wow, my boss."

Edit: Ooops sorry, i was a bit late in replying

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**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-13-2002, 01:07 PM

Bart: (to Helen Lovejoy) I...

**George Cauldron** · 12-13-2002, 01:11 PM

Helen (to Mayor Quimby) Ohhhh....won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?!

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-13-2002, 01:42 PM

Quimby: (to Homer) It was never wrapped in foil!

**George Cauldron** · 12-13-2002, 01:46 PM

Homer (to Bart) Bart! Kill that cat!

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-13-2002, 01:55 PM

Bart: (to Marge) Well I'll be a son of a witch!

**SideshowTim** · 12-13-2002, 07:00 PM

Marge (to Homer) : Now Homer don't you eat that pie

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-13-2002, 07:15 PM

Homer: (to Apu) Hmmmm...how about one not touching your ass!

**~~Zero the Hero~~** · 12-13-2002, 07:47 PM

Apu: (to Bart and Lisa) This is not a lending library! Put down the magazines or ill blow your heads off!

**SideshowTim** · 12-13-2002, 08:34 PM

Bart and Lisa: (to homer) : Will you take us to mount splashmore?

**Jessfrogger88** · 12-13-2002, 09:39 PM

Homer: (to Rabbi Krustofsky) I know i haven't been the best Jew

**SideshowTim** · 12-13-2002, 09:55 PM

Rabbi Krustofski (to krusty): Hey don't you know smoking is bad for your health

**Jessfrogger88** · 12-13-2002, 10:03 PM

Krusty: (to Alison Taylor): Please don't quit the fanclub

**George Cauldron** · 12-14-2002, 06:56 AM

Allison Taylor (to Lisa) We take a famous person and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person.

**eddie** · 12-14-2002, 07:44 AM

Lisa (to Wiggum): "Chief Wiggum, could you give me a ride to school?"

**George Cauldron** · 12-14-2002, 07:46 AM

Wiggum (Ralph) Ralphie, just what is your fascination with my secret closet of mystery?

**eddie** · 12-14-2002, 07:47 AM

Ralph (to Bart): "Go fish!"

Thread: The Quotable Simpsons!