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    Barney to Homer: But I'm a coward like all recovering alchoholics

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    Homer to Wiggum: Up town girl...

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    Wiggum to Maggie: Dont Jump, Youve got your whole life ahead of you!

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    Maggie to Bart: "It's your fault I can't talk!"

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    Bart to Homer: Hey Dad I'll sell you these for 50 bucks

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    Homer to Barney: This year i invested in pumpkins. they've been going up thw whole month of October, and i gotta feeling they're gonna peak right around janruary. then, BANG, thats when i'll cash in.

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    Barney to his mother: "Hi ma!"

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    Barneys Mum to Barny: (BURP)

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    Barney to Lisa: Is it, or are you girls afraid to admit you have a problem?

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    Lisa to Milhouse: It's not you Milhouse, it's just that I don't plan on ever getting married.
    Signatures are so overrated!

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    Milhouse to himself: Wow, and All I did was enter my name, "Thrillhouse"!

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    Milhouse to Nelson: You wouldn't dare hurt me! You forget that I have... the glasses!

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    Nelson to Bart: Ha-hoo?

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    Bart to Ralph: A police master key? Ralph, do you realize what we can do with...drools] Get me a towel...

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    Ralph to Bart: The pointy kitty took it!

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    Bart to Principal Skinner: No, don't hurt them! I'll just keep them as pets.

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    Skinner to Marge: It's wiped out the dodo the kookoo the nene and has nasty plans for the woodcock titmouse and titpecker

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    Bart to Marge: "I don't have to listen to these wild accusations!"

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    Marge to Bart: What's the point, Bart? I punish, and I punish, and I punish, but it never sinks in. So you know what? Do what you want. You wanna play with little hoodlums, fine. Have fun killing things.

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    Bart to Homer: Go dad just a few more feet!

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    Homer to Flanders: "Can't talk. Robbed. Go hell."

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    Homer to himself: Oh my God, I'm going to be sucked into a black hole,
    I'm going to be sucked into oblivion, I'm going to be nothing, and what's going to be coming out the other side, I don't know!

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    oh whoops.....sorry....munkybutt replied while i was doing one....cancel my above one!

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    Flanders to Krusty: and the clown the only one of you who dosen't make me laugh

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    Krusty to Bart: "I tried to drink a coke on the bus, and they took away my pass! That's no life for a famous clown."

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    Bart to Krusty: If it makes you feel any better you can punch me in the face

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    Krusty to Dr. Hibbert: "His ears if we're lucky."

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    Hibbert to Lisa: Would you like to see the film again?

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    Lisa to Homer: BABOON BABOON BABOON!!!!

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    Homer (to Barney): "Disgracefully hilarious!"

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