Barney to Homer: But I'm a coward like all recovering alchoholics


Homer to Wiggum: Up town girl...
Wiggum to Maggie: Dont Jump, Youve got your whole life ahead of you!


Maggie to Bart: "It's your fault I can't talk!"
Bart to Homer: Hey Dad I'll sell you these for 50 bucks


Homer to Barney: This year i invested in pumpkins. they've been going up thw whole month of October, and i gotta feeling they're gonna peak right around janruary. then, BANG, thats when i'll cash in.
Barney to his mother: "Hi ma!"


Barneys Mum to Barny: (BURP)


Barney to Lisa: Is it, or are you girls afraid to admit you have a problem?




Lisa to Milhouse: It's not you Milhouse, it's just that I don't plan on ever getting married.
Signatures are so overrated!


Milhouse to himself: Wow, and All I did was enter my name, "Thrillhouse"!


Milhouse to Nelson: You wouldn't dare hurt me! You forget that I have... the glasses!




Nelson to Bart: Ha-hoo?


Bart to Ralph: A police master key? Ralph, do you realize what we can do with...drools] Get me a towel...
Ralph to Bart: The pointy kitty took it!


Bart to Principal Skinner: No, don't hurt them! I'll just keep them as pets.
Skinner to Marge: It's wiped out the dodo the kookoo the nene and has nasty plans for the woodcock titmouse and titpecker
Bart to Marge: "I don't have to listen to these wild accusations!"


Marge to Bart: What's the point, Bart? I punish, and I punish, and I punish, but it never sinks in. So you know what? Do what you want. You wanna play with little hoodlums, fine. Have fun killing things.
Bart to Homer: Go dad just a few more feet!
Homer to Flanders: "Can't talk. Robbed. Go hell."


Homer to himself: Oh my God, I'm going to be sucked into a black hole,
I'm going to be sucked into oblivion, I'm going to be nothing, and what's going to be coming out the other side, I don't know!


oh whoops.....sorry....munkybutt replied while i was doing one....cancel my above one!
Flanders to Krusty: and the clown the only one of you who dosen't make me laugh
Krusty to Bart: "I tried to drink a coke on the bus, and they took away my pass! That's no life for a famous clown."
Bart to Krusty: If it makes you feel any better you can punch me in the face
Krusty to Dr. Hibbert: "His ears if we're lucky."
Hibbert to Lisa: Would you like to see the film again?


Lisa to Homer: BABOON BABOON BABOON!!!!
Homer (to Barney): "Disgracefully hilarious!"
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