The Quotable Simpsons!

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-23-2002, 02:49 PM

Milhouse to Kearney: A snake bit me!

**kevin** · 12-23-2002, 02:51 PM

Kearney to his kid: no, you wait for them to finish, then you smash it.

**SideshowTim** · 12-23-2002, 05:53 PM

Kearneys kid to Milhouse: I sleep in a draw

**Jessfrogger88** · 12-23-2002, 10:16 PM

Milhouse to Bart: No I think she's hott

**SideshowTim** · 12-23-2002, 10:40 PM

Bart to Homer: Nice use of the lingo homer!

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-23-2002, 11:07 PM

Homer to Marge: I'm this close to having a comb-over!

**SideshowTim** · 12-23-2002, 11:39 PM

Marge to Bart: You know I don't like you prying and jimmying

**kevin** · 12-24-2002, 09:30 AM

Bart to Lisa: some people are do-ers, and some people are don't-ers.

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-24-2002, 09:59 AM

Lisa to Kearney: Are you sure it's safe?

**kevin** · 12-24-2002, 10:10 AM

Kearney to Lisa: we were just thinking about moving into protection.

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-24-2002, 10:14 AM

Lisa to Homer: No, Dad! It's a rhetorical question!

**kevin** · 12-24-2002, 10:15 AM

Homer to Bart: Why you little....

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-24-2002, 11:22 AM

Bart to Homer: Thus saving Christmas!

**kevin** · 12-24-2002, 02:26 PM

Homer to Lisa: you should try some of these.

**eddie** · 12-26-2002, 10:28 AM

Lisa (to Apu): "Heh, that's cute."

**RoadRager2000** · 12-26-2002, 05:39 PM

Apu to Flanders: "I can't believe you can't shut up!!"

**George Cauldron** · 12-27-2002, 06:48 AM

Flanders (to Todd) That's it! No bible stories for you tonight!

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-27-2002, 10:14 AM

Todd to Maude: I said I don't want any of your damn vegetables!

**SideshowTim** · 12-28-2002, 01:57 AM

Maude to Ned: Oh hello spongecake!

**RoadRager2000** · 12-28-2002, 07:33 AM

Ned to Rev. Lovejoy: "I think I'm coveting my own wife...."

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-28-2002, 11:11 AM

Rev. Lovejoy to Skinner: Oh, it's all good!

**Voodoo Monkey** · 12-28-2002, 12:11 PM

Skinner to Agnes: No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights!

**SideshowTim** · 12-28-2002, 09:52 PM

Agnes to Skinner: Seymour Are you looking at naked ladies?

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-28-2002, 09:57 PM

Skinner to Nibbles: Now, chew through my ball sack!

**SideshowTim** · 12-28-2002, 10:47 PM

Nibbles dosen't speak so I'll do another skinner one

Skinner to Edna: C'monm know Edna don't be tardy!

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-28-2002, 11:03 PM

Edna to Bart: 1 vote Martin, Two votes Martin!

**SideshowTim** · 12-28-2002, 11:17 PM

Bart to Homer: You dunkin your sausages in that syrup Homeboy?

**George Cauldron** · 12-29-2002, 06:19 AM

Homer (to television) I know, I'll watch TV. TV respects me!

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-29-2002, 04:31 PM

Television to Homer: I'm going to kill you Homer! You are so dead!

**Voodoo Monkey** · 12-29-2002, 05:35 PM

Homer to Barney: 'Will you give be $250 for this blimp ticket?'

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