The Quotable Simpsons!

**George Cauldron** · 12-19-2002, 12:25 PM

Bob (to Bart & Lisa): You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! No truth-handler, you! Bah, I deride your truth-handling abilities.

**bald adonis** · 12-19-2002, 12:30 PM

Bart to Bob: "You can't escape Bob. If the tennis rackets don't stop you, the pool skimmers were."

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-19-2002, 01:07 PM

Bob to Marge: Mrs. Simpson! Your children are no more....than a pair of ill-mannered punks!

**Interslice** · 12-19-2002, 01:10 PM

Marge to Bart: Not as exciting as celery soup!

**George Cauldron** · 12-19-2002, 01:10 PM

Bart (to Lisa) Priceless like a mother's love, or the good kind of priceless?

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-19-2002, 01:15 PM

Lisa to Otto: No! Stop! You're being brainwashed!

**George Cauldron** · 12-19-2002, 01:16 PM

Otto (to Becky) Wait, this song is kick-ass!

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-19-2002, 01:22 PM

Becky to Marge: Mmmmmmm! Yummers!!!

**kevin** · 12-19-2002, 02:14 PM

Marge to Homer: No, its sick!

**George Cauldron** · 12-19-2002, 02:17 PM

Homer (to Becky) In about fifteen minutes, I'd take off that dress, or you're gonna look crazy.

**kevin** · 12-19-2002, 02:24 PM

Becky to Marge: he refers to our lovemaking as headbangers ball

**George Cauldron** · 12-19-2002, 02:26 PM

Marge (to Meathook) And when you go for a job interview, try not to call your boss a punk.....or a skank.

**bald adonis** · 12-19-2002, 02:31 PM

Meathook to Homer: "You're going to have to eat that too."

**kevin** · 12-19-2002, 02:44 PM

Homer to Lisa: I dont want to be alone!

**SideshowTim** · 12-19-2002, 08:13 PM

Lisa to Bart: Although i am aware you are staring at me i assure you my mood would still be the same even if you werent

**Jessfrogger88** · 12-19-2002, 11:02 PM

bart to lisa: That's why I ripped the head off mr. honeybunny.

**SideshowTim** · 12-20-2002, 02:13 AM

Lisa to Bart: Bart Mr honey bunny was your treasured childhood toy

**eddie** · 12-20-2002, 12:59 PM

Bart (to Homer): "Rat Boy?! I resent that!"

**George Cauldron** · 12-20-2002, 01:01 PM

Homer (to Burns) My name is Mr Burns.................d'oh!

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-20-2002, 01:03 PM

Burns to Hippies: Their flower power is no match for my glower power!

**kevin** · 12-20-2002, 01:24 PM

Hippies to Homer: I drive a Saturn.

**George Cauldron** · 12-20-2002, 01:26 PM

Homer (to Smithers) What do I do in case of fire?

**kevin** · 12-20-2002, 01:27 PM

Smithers to Burns: NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER!

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-20-2002, 01:42 PM

Burns to Audience: Were you saying Boo or Boo-urns!

**kevin** · 12-20-2002, 01:46 PM

Audience? How the hell do I do that?

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-20-2002, 02:44 PM

Fine! I'll do it for you!

Audience to Marge: Don't push your luck! Don't push your luck!

**kevin** · 12-20-2002, 02:55 PM

sorreeeee...

Marge to Bart: put it in your cap! put it in your cap!

**bald adonis** · 12-20-2002, 04:41 PM

Bart to Homer: Ah there's my lucky red cap.

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-20-2002, 05:45 PM

Homer to Hibbert: But you doctors always say to drink eight glasses of gravy a day!

**SideshowTim** · 12-20-2002, 08:51 PM

Hibbert to Lisa: Here have a wowwipop

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