The Quotable Simpsons!

**SideshowTim** · 01-08-2003, 09:55 PM

Carl to Moe: so what did I miss anything good?

**Pope_Of_Chilitown** · 01-08-2003, 09:58 PM

Moe to homer: this ain't no crowbar. this is a crow bar.

**chiefdan** · 01-08-2003, 10:05 PM

Homer to Linguo: Linguo...dead?

**Pope_Of_Chilitown** · 01-08-2003, 10:07 PM

linguo to homer: linguo is dead

**chiefdan** · 01-08-2003, 10:37 PM

Homer to Marge: Ooh, can I have dinner?

**Pope_Of_Chilitown** · 01-08-2003, 10:40 PM

marge to selma: my husband is still alive!

**eddie** · 01-09-2003, 05:14 AM

Selma (to Troy): "But...don't you love me?"

**Mendoza!!!!** · 01-09-2003, 11:56 AM

Troy (to Brad Goodman): It's like you've known me my whole life!!

Now Brad

**Voodoo Monkey** · 01-09-2003, 12:13 PM

You're from Waterloo, Mendoza?

Brad to Bart: What's your name, son?

**doyle** · 01-09-2003, 01:52 PM

bart to martin: lil ketchup for your buns papa?

**SideshowTim** · 01-09-2003, 04:20 PM

Martin to Nelson: Here you go Nelson!

**Voodoo Monkey** · 01-09-2003, 05:38 PM

Nelson to Skinner: I dunno, but he's got lethal tuna breath!

**SideshowTim** · 01-09-2003, 05:40 PM

Skinner to Bart: 600 days!!

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 01-09-2003, 06:40 PM

Bart to Skinner: Maybe I'll just shut my big mouth.

**Pope_Of_Chilitown** · 01-09-2003, 07:17 PM

skinner to agnes: what i do for my weekly allowance is my own business

**hawko** · 01-09-2003, 07:52 PM

Agnes (to Bart): "At my age, I don't have much saliva left, so you'll have to lick my thumb before I can turn the page"

**Pope_Of_Chilitown** · 01-09-2003, 08:19 PM

bart to homer: dad, start diggin some nerd holes

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