The Quotable Simpsons!

**~~Zero the Hero~~** · 12-18-2002, 05:15 PM

Homer (to everyone): STOP THE MADNESS! START THE MOVIE!

**Jessfrogger88** · 12-18-2002, 05:15 PM

Homer to Lisa: I saw Krabapple's butt I paid

**SideshowTim** · 12-18-2002, 05:17 PM

Lisa to Homer: Dad you were supposed to pay for those snacks

**~~Zero the Hero~~** · 12-18-2002, 05:20 PM

Homer (to Lisa): It probably doesnt mean anything, like ramalama ding dong, or give peace a chance.

**SideshowTim** · 12-18-2002, 05:52 PM

Lisa to Homer: If I ever get famous I want it to be for something worth while not some worn out catch phrase

**kevin** · 12-18-2002, 05:54 PM

Homer to Hibbert: forget that, well take the harsh antacids

**doyle** · 12-18-2002, 05:58 PM

Hibbert (to lisa): there is only one known cure. a wowwipop.

or lollipop he just doesnt pronounce it like that ok im done.

**kevin** · 12-18-2002, 06:01 PM

Lisa to Hibbert: Isnt there any way I can cxhange my genes, likesitting on the microwave?

**SideshowTim** · 12-18-2002, 06:20 PM

Hibbert to Lisa: Sound like youve got a bad case of Hypocondria the only known cure for that is..a wowwipop

**kevin** · 12-18-2002, 06:38 PM

Lisa to Bart: Dont call me a dont-er!

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-18-2002, 06:43 PM

Bart to Squeaky Voiced Teen: You're Pop? No offence but even I could kick your ass!

**kevin** · 12-18-2002, 06:44 PM

SVT to Homer: If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me!

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-18-2002, 06:46 PM

Homer to Television: Ha! Ha! Ha! A man wearing an apron!

**kevin** · 12-18-2002, 06:47 PM

Television to Homer: snapping fingers may not make food appear

**SideshowTim** · 12-18-2002, 07:31 PM

Homer to Marge: I can't let that happen and I won't let that happen and I can't let that happen

**Jessfrogger88** · 12-18-2002, 08:21 PM

Marge to Maude: O hi ya Maude.

**SideshowTim** · 12-18-2002, 09:43 PM

Maude to Marge: NO SUGAR!

**Jessfrogger88** · 12-18-2002, 10:00 PM

Marge to Lisa: Every Simpson Dance now

**SideshowTim** · 12-18-2002, 10:04 PM

Lisa to Homer: Didya get emma didya didya didya?

**chiefdan** · 12-18-2002, 10:24 PM

Homer to Marge: "Woohoo! Four day weekend!"

**SideshowTim** · 12-18-2002, 10:46 PM

Marge to Homer: Homer work called they said if you don't come in tommorow dont bother coming in on Monday

**chiefdan** · 12-18-2002, 11:42 PM

Homer to Bart: "I'll mace you good!"

**SideshowTim** · 12-19-2002, 12:28 AM

Bart to Homer: Not to mention lookin like a pig, eatin like a pig

**bald adonis** · 12-19-2002, 01:31 AM

Homer to Bart: Its just a little airborne. Its still good. Its still good.

**eddie** · 12-19-2002, 05:13 AM

Bart (to Snake): "I'm listening..."

**George Cauldron** · 12-19-2002, 07:05 AM

Snake (To Moe) Shut your squealhole, booze jockey. I'm going to, like, totally waste you.

**bald adonis** · 12-19-2002, 12:16 PM

Moe to Barney: Pipe down Rub a Dub.

**George Cauldron** · 12-19-2002, 12:18 PM

Barney (to Homer) That's just drunk talk. Sweet, beautiful drunk talk!

**Lard Lad Donuts** · 12-19-2002, 12:19 PM

Homer to Raphael: Can I lick your fingers? Meet me at the mail slot!

**bald adonis** · 12-19-2002, 12:21 PM

Raphael to Bob: You want live in the box, it'll cost two bucks extra.

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