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    Question do you enjoy the taste of blood

    I know that this looks like a parody thread, but it's not, this is a serious question. Do you enjoy the taste of blood? Sometimes I lick my own blood, and I enjoy the taste, and some of my friends agree.
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    Honestly, I see your point when it's just a teeny drop from like a cut on your thumb or something.

    But when it's a copious amount? Fuck no.

    That's disgusting.

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    It's all right, but I wouldn't like to drink a big cup of it.

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    Umm.. No.

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    If I have a bleeding cut and lick the blood from it, it tastes pretty good, but I wouldn't want to taste alot of it, or drink the blood of an animal or person. That's just weird.
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    yeah, same here, I'm no vampire (although Dracula is one of my favourite books)

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    I have a phobia of seeing blood so nope. I even got goosebumps by seeing the title of this thread lol.

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    I like to drink Lionel Hutz' blood from time to time.

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    I have to keep a few bags of it in my freezer for when Dobbie comes over, otherwise I'd pass out and we wouldn't be able to go sightseeing

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    It was too cold the last time. I expect better from A+ blood!

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    Hm, that's strange...the blood usually gets off at the second floor.


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    like everyone else, small amounts sure, but if there's a lot, fuck that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunbadia View Post
    Yes.
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    don't be ridiculous! now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood.

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    this is my 9th fav thread
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    My gums bleed sometimes. I like that iron-y taste

    I should probably visit a dentist

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    Since the mud thread got closed, I don't really like the taste of my own blood.

    I never thought to taste anyone else's though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hammster View Post
    The creepiest answer to this thread, I think. No elaboration. DARK.
    Well, it seems Silent Disco tastes blood the same way I do, so I'll use his post to elaborate.

    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Disco View Post
    My gums bleed sometimes. I like that iron-y taste

    I should probably visit a dentist

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    Given that my gums bleed often, I guess I'm used to it, so yeah, lil bit of blood is OK.
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    free blood? oh hell yeah I do...



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    I don't drink anyone elses blood, I just taste my own. There is some syndrome where you are addicted to drinking other peoples blood, though

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    i love drinking blood so much.
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    Eh, it's alright. I wouldn't want to taste it in large quantities, and given the mouth injuries I've suffered I know what I'm talking about. After a while it starts annoying you until you can brush your teeth, which y'know, you can't if they've just been knocked clear out of your jaw.

    Anyone else get such itchy gums from eating sugary sweets that the only thing to satisfy it is rubbing more goddamn sugary sweets round your mouth?
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    i've heard slayer blood is the best you guys since you seem so interested

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    Sadly, yes. I like to suck my own blood whenever I bleed.
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    Is it just me or does blood always taste better when it's not yours?

    You always want what you can't have I suppose

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    While it's not an awful taste, I don't particularly like it.

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    I lick blood off of my own cuts and such. I wouldn't say it's because I find it tasty or anything, and I'm not about to taste the blood of someone else.

    Honestly, part of me expected this thread to have some kind of disturbing period joke made.



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