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    Rename Episodes Using Wordy, Awkward White Guy Talk

    "Please Homer, Don't Hammer Em" = "Homer, I Ask That You Do Not Proceed to Use That Hammer"
    "Sleeping With the Enemy" = "Engaging in Sexual Intercourse With the Adversary"
    "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" = "Whose Idea Was It to Point a Firearm in Montgomery Burns' General Direction?"

    What do you think they put in the Bug Juice?
    Bugs?
    No they don't. Come on...shut up.

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    Shouldn't this be in Noiseland Arcade?

    Anyway:
    "Bart The Genius" = "Bart Is An Very Intelligent Boy"
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    Lisa Gets an "A" - The One Where Lisa Cheats At A Test But Everybody Thought She Did Really Good and Meanwhile, Homer Gets a Pet Lobster


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    What white people do you talk to?


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    Bart Gets Hit By A Car = Bart Becomes A Victim Of A Traffic Accident
    Bart The Lover = Bart Has Oedipus Complex
    Whacking Day = Stimulate One's Genitals For Sexual Pleasure Day
    Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily = Mr. and Mrs. Simpson Are Hereby Deprived Of Their Parental Rights

    EDIT:
    Bart Gets An F = Bart Gets An Unsatisfactory Mark
    Lisa's Substitute = Lisa Has Oedipus Complex
    King-Size Homer = Homer Becomes Horizontally Challenged
    Last edited by cymek; 06-09-2013 at 02:08 AM.


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    Bart's Dog Get's an "F": Bart's Dog Gets An Unsatisfactory Mark

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    Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner: Homer Becomes a Connoisseur of Fine Dining

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    Shorts:

    Bart Jumps = Bart Propels His Body Vertically
    Burp Contest = Competition in The Loudness Of Passing Gastric Gases Orally
    Shoplifting = Engaging in Acquiring Sweet Goods Without Paying The Required Amount Of Cash
    Making Faces = Distorting One's Facial Expression With An Intent Of Making Other Subjects Feel Emotionally Disturbed


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    Kill the Alligator and Run = Immediately End The Life Of An Alligator and Move Away Quickly

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    A Milhouse Divided: Bart's Compatriot is Parentally Dichotomized
    The original Favorite and least favorite by season
    Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
    Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted There's No Disgrace Like Home 2: Bart Gets an F Dead Putting Society 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Homer's Triple Bypass Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare Lady Bouvier's Lover 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Homer's Enemy Lisa's Date With Density 9: Bart Carny The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Kill the Alligator and Run 12: HOMЯ New Kids on the Blecch 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: A Star Is Torn She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple The Boys of Bummer 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone The Good, the Sad and the Drugly 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Donnie Fatso Love is a Many Strangled Thing 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want 25: The War of Art What to Expect When Bart's Expecting 26: Sky Police Let's Go Fly a Coot


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    Pygmoelian: Moe becomes a gentleman (or falls in love with a rock which looks like a beautiful woman)
    Bart to the future: Bart travels in past
    Marge's son poisoning: Bart gets poisoned
    Gorgeous Grampa: Abraham gets plastic surgery
    The Otto show: Otto prepares a show
    Lisa the greek: Lisa goes to Greece
    The great louse detective: Someone seeks what has triggered a lice outbreak
    Das bus: Otto is erroneously sent in Germany with the pupils
    Last edited by simpsonsbart; 06-09-2013 at 06:28 AM.

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    Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade: Bart and Lisa Converge and Oppose a Common Level of Primary Schooling

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    HOMR - whoops.

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    Little Big Mom- Lisa Faces The Strain Of Being The Family Matriarch At A Prepubescent Age
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    Moaning Lisa = Lisa's First Annual Whimsical Dissatisfaction With Life

    They Saved Lisa's Brain = Stephen Hawking And Associates Preserved Lisa Simpson's Cerebrum

    The Heart Broke Kid = Morbid Obesity Of The Prepubescent Male Homo Sapiens Triggers Myocardial Infarction


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    You know, this could make a fun game if someone renamed an episode and we had to guess what that episode is.


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    You know, this could make a fun game if you could shut your bloody mouth.

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    The hell Rembrandt.


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    What the fuck did I do?


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    Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts = Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts
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    While not humorous, would be cool if someone actually put this in their sig.


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    Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson in: 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish':

    The Untempered Individual Known As Abraham J. Simpson, Along with His Grumbling Grandson, Better Known As Bartholomew J. Simpson, Star in the Episode of the Following Title: 'The Series of Unfortunate Events, which Are Associated with the Organization of American Soldiers of the Second World War Who Refer to Themselves as the Airborne Fish of Beelzebub.'
    My favorite and least favorite episodes from each season:
    S1 - Krusty Gets Busted / The Call of the Simpsons S2 - Lisa's Substitute / The War of the Simpsons S3 - Homer at the Bat / Dog of Death S4 - Marge vs. the Monorail / Whacking Day S5 - Marge on the Lam / Bart Gets an Elephant S6 - Who Shot Mr. Burns?: Part 1 / Another Simpsons Clip Show S7 - Bart on the Road / Homerpalooza S8 - You Only Move Twice / The Twisted World of Marge Simpson S9 - The Joy of Sect / All Singing, All Dancing S10 - Simpsons Bible Stories / Sunday, Cruddy Sunday S11 - Treehouse of Horror X / It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge S12 - Trilogy of Error / Tennis the Menace S13 - Half-Decent Proposal / The Sweetest Apu S14 - Moe Baby Blues / Brake My Wife, Please S15 - The Way We Weren't / Bart-Mangled Banner S16 - Sleeping with the Enemy / Thank God, It's Doomsday S17 - The Girl Who Slept Too Little / Homer's Paternity Coot S18 - 24 Minutes / The Boys of Bummer S19 - Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind / Treehouse of Horror XVIII S20 - Gone, Maggie Gone / Dangerous Curves S21 - O Brother, Where Bart Thou? / The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed S22 - Homer the Father / The Fool Monty S23 - The Book Job / Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson S24 - The Saga of Carl / Love is a Many-Splintered Thing


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    Quote Originally Posted by Prune Tracy View Post
    The hell Rembrandt.
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    What the fuck did I do?
    Told you all he was a jackoff.

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