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Get Me That Thing, Will You?

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HEY. HEY YOU THERE.

Get me that thing, will you?

No, not that thing. The one next to it. No. It's right. Over. Your. Head. Right there. Can you grab it?

JESUS don't break it. Be CAREFUL. It's priceless. Yes I know there's a price on it. But it's priceless. Just...gently...GENTLY bring it over here.

Ah yes. Now place it in my hands. Wonderful. Wonderful. Was that so hard?

Now, please strip.

Strip.

Now. Your clothes. Off.

No? Well...alright. See you tomorrow then.
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  1. D4C's Avatar
    Is this how you approach your dates?
  2. Enter The Moleman's Avatar
    you get that thing I sent ya?
  3. The Sovereign's Avatar