Jesse Pinkman

Me and my friend were working together because it was just us at the parking lot. We were pushing carts when someone walked by us. He said something but neither of us heard him. He then says something again, but all we can make out are the words "doors" and "liability."

The guy is getting frustrated at this point as my friend says he has trouble hearing. The guy said something about someone apparently walking into a door (what the fuck?) and that being a liability issue we might wanna check into. We're confused as to what door, and my friend points to the ambulance and then says something about the ambulance, and the dumbass thought he said something about aliens. I couldn't help but laugh (only time my mouth opened at this point) and the guy snarls and makes a comment about how "You're both too stupid to be working this lot by yourselves," and walks away. I yell "Thank you sir!" ironically because you're supposed to say thank you, and/or have a good morning/day/night/ when people leave.

Apparently this dumbass hears the word "aliens" instead of "ambulance", and when we can't hear him we're being stupid when we ask him to repeat himself. Fuck you man.

This is now an inside joke between me and my friend where we're going to call each other stupid over little things. "Hey go on break" "Nah I'm too dumb to go on break." Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people.