by, 10-26-2010 at 11:43 PM (566 Views)
Pending final authorization from department heads, No Homers will be restructured into 26 different forums, one for each letter of the alphabet. All topics starting with the letter D - i.e. dating, dental plans, democracy, Dane Cook, Dexter, "Duffless" - will now go into the D forum. Same for the other letters, obviously. Anyone attempting to board about something with numbers or special characters, such as 21 Jump Street or !!!, will be banned. That is the new law.