Eric : Woah! Heh heh....yellow people. We'll find yellow people all right, don't you worry!

christina ricci, natalie portman, jane leeves, sabrina lloyd, and terri hatcher. it doesnt matter who they play, as long as they all have a lot of dirty sex. - scorpio

Thano : I agree. I think the vote at this site is unanimous, you win. No wait, there's more...

i would like tobe krusty the clown in the Flinstones. - max deller

Thano : And I would like to be Jennifer Love Hewitt's bra, but that just isn't gonna happen.
Scorpio : Not with that attitude.

Scorpio : Steven Spielberg would be turning in his grave right now if he wasn't still alive.
Thano : Sorry, I lost you after I pictured Eric as Marge, I still can't stop laughing.... bahahahaahaha.
Eric : Mmm...I have real purty hair. Heh heh, I don't even need my girlfriend anymore!

Actors? Actresses? No, No, young buckey. Monkies. All monkies. A little monkey Homer, A little monkey Bart, A little monkey Lisa, and a little monkey Smithers. Ha ha, a monkey Smithers. He'd be wearing monkey genie pants and little monkey glasses. (Laughs like a little school girl). Ummm...yeah, and then the dog and cat could be Tom Green and that damn Jennifer Love Hewitt, just because I h8 Jennifer Love Hewitt...I need to go. Bye. - Shawn "I Eat Crayons" Johnson

Thano : No, you leave Jennifer Love Hewitt alone. She is mine. By hurting her, you hurt me. Therefore, you lose.

Ahhh easy one..I'll make this short -- Homer - Wayne Knight (Newman) Marge - Nicole Kidman Bart - Mason Gamble (Dennis the Menace movie...THE FIRST) Lisa - Eric Maggie - Thano Smithers - Lee (ohh boy..heheheh) Burns - Clint Eastwood Apu - Ahmir Kahn (Indian actor) Apu's Wife - Sonail Bandre (Indian actress) Patty - Glenn Close Selma - Glenn Close Grandpa - Anthony Hopkins Jasper - Sean Connery Ned - Woody Harrelson Todd - Joseph Mazzello (Lost World, Jurassic Park, Simon Birch) Rod - Ian Michael Smith (Simon Birch) Carl - Chris Rock Lenny - Adam (LETS) Snowball (II?) - Walter (my cat) Santa's Little Helper - Dakota (my dog) I'll let the stupid people pick out the rest of the cast. - Russ and Company

Thano : All right! I'm Maggie! I better start practicing! *starts sucking on a pacifier* How am I doing?
Scorpio : You've got it in backwards.
Eric : That's....not even a...pacifier.

Ozzy Osbourne should play homer. Lars Ulrich should play Otto. Pamela anderson should play maggie. I should play myself. NOT with my self or others!! Except the aformaentioned Pamela Anderson. Stampy should be played bye Hampy the hamster. Oh to lazy to go on. SO ill rant on! This being the 30th of of december Chicagto has issued a milli dance wihch i am proteceting the government will probably(hopefully not)will declare martial law therefor making me evil overlord of all. At wich point when i capture the rebel leader and he/she asks"will you at least tel me your plan before i die?" i shoot him\her then say"...no" Mwa-ha-ha-ha! good bye now im off to work plan x 3214 building the death ray! or getting a slurpee either wich bye 4 real now. - Socko!!!

Thano : I lost you after Pamela Anderson, and I refuse to read on.
Scorpio : The gay Milly dance was invented last summer.
Mike Richards : I cast myself as Socko. I want to play with Pamela Anderson too.

Al Franken as Smithers. Don't they look similar? Can't you see it happening? Can't you? Eh? Eh? Wait...since I'm a ET staff member now, I guess I can't enter. Fine. I'm going to make my own contest. With blackjack. And helper monkeys. Infact, forget the contest and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing. - Space Coyote

Thano : Mmmm... Pamela Anderson...
Lee : Mmmm... Al Franken...
Eric : Huh, well, we've lost them.

I definitively choose Jennifer Aniston role of Lisa. What a dream! - Jukka Keskiaho

Eric : Hehehehehe...
Thano : Mmmm... Pamela Anderson and Jennifer Aniston...
Scorpio : Jukka needs to familiarize himself with a wider range of American actresses.

Huk huk... I've gotta funny answer, hyuk yuk... Dan Castellaneta as Homer, Julie Kavner as Marge, Nancy Cartwright as Bart, Yeardley Smith as Lisa, and Elizabeth Taylor as Maggie... hyuk yuk... - Hari "scoo-bah-bee-doo-bah" W.

Thano : You're fired.
Scorpio : Can I have his job?
Eric : Get off my property.

homer- Chris Farley(I know) marge- Pamela Lee(Self explanatory) lisa- Dom Deluise bart- David Spade maggie- the dog from frasier moe- woody allen krusty- Horatio Sanz barney- Boris Yeltsin Flanders- Janet Reno gil- Al Pacino cbg- Marlon Brando Apu- Tom Hanks Lionel Hutz- Michael Jordan Patty and Selma- Tom Brokaw and Dan Rather Maude Flanders- Elizabeth Hurley(again, self explanatory) Snake- Stone Cold Steve Austin police chief Wiggum- Adam freakin Sandler Ralph Wiggum- me Milhouse- that guy who played mini-me Nelson- The Unabomber Ms. Krabapple- Carmen Electra(again....) Sideshow Bob- Kelsey Grammar(Obviously) Sideshow Mel- Chris Rock Mr. Burns- the Grinch Smithers- Richard Simmons Grandpa Simpson- Any man over 80 - Ross "Hey, I don't remember saying that" Meunier

Scorpio : I like your style!
Mike Richards : At least Thano wasn't here to go on about Pamela Anderson again.

Godzilla as Homer Susan Surandan as Marge Shirley Temple as Lisa Jake Lloyd as Bart RonaldReagan as Abraham(Because Reagan is now crazy) Billy Graham as Ned Flanders Jesse Jackson as reverand Lovejoy - James Moore

Eric : So Godzilla's children are Shirley Temple and Jake Lloyd? Interesting.
Scorpio : Jesse Jackson's doin' what now?

If anybody EVER makes a live-action Simpson's movie I will hunt that idiot down and kill him in his sleep. - David Couture

Thano : It was Eric's idea.
Eric : No, no, it wasn't....it was Esa Eslami's idea.....owww, stop throwing rocks at me, David....what the hell is that? A wheelbarrow? Aaaaah! *Eric ducks, the wheelbarrow hits Nate Gilmore in the face*
Nate : Ach, my eyes! Dee goggles do nothing! *passes out*
Eric : Oh my God, you killed Nate! You bastard!
Mike Richards : Wait, this isn't nate! *pulls on face* Wait, yeah it is. The wrinkles on his face made it look like a mask.

I think Eric should play Karl, Thano should play John, and that stunning young lady Lee can play Waylan Smithers. That way, if they wanted to release an NC-17 version, they would have actors that wouldn't mind having some funky butt loving. Adam knows what I'm talking 'bout (wink, wink) - Horatio

Eric : *stares at Adam, slowly walks away*
Thano : Butt loving is not appropriate here, unless it's to be directed at Dave/Lee.

Lee, what do you mean you're not gay? I thought you were being a good role model for all gay male fans out there, and you were just having us on! *sniff* You are a very, very bad boy, and I'll come over and convert you... no... maybe not. Oh, and the actor thing. A friend of mine said that John Travolta would make a crackin' Reverend Lovejoy. And I guess Robert DeNiro could play Homer, because he's got the talents necessary. Marge... I don't know? Julie Kavner with a wig? And a face job? The whole live actors thing is stupid anyway. - Christina

George Costanza : Well that's just great, I drive them to lesbianism, he brings them back!
Cosmo Kramer : What can I say. I'm Kramer.
Mike Richards : No, I'm Kramer. At least that's what they called me in the 6th grade.

Jim Carrey as Homer Julia Roberts as Marge Dennis Franz as Bart Michael Douglas as Lisa Whoopie Goldberg as Maggie Gwyneth Paltrow as Apu Penn and Teller as Mr. Burns and Smithers, respectively And you guys (Eric, Thano, Lee, Adam, Mike, Grahamface and whoever else I left out), as the rest of the ensemble, doing the assorted miscellaneous characters like Melvin Van Horne, Dr. Hibbert, and Helen Lovejoy (that part's for Lee!) - Cecil

Scorpio : You're worse than the casting director for Titanic.

I think Lee would be deadon for Smithers, or should I say, Lee would have a HARDon for Smithers. I mean, they have so many characteristics: homosexuality, obsessing over older men, dolls, being gay. In my mind, it's a no brainer. - G Mack Daddy

Thano : I can't help but laugh. Hahahahahahahahhahaha.
Lee : *waves his finger* You're making me very angry.

I'd like to see Lee as Smithers, for obvious reasons. - Maddie C.

Scorpio : This movie isn't going to get dirty, is it?

I think I can play Smithers, it's the perfect role for me. Otherwise, I could play John from 'Homer's Phobia' in his big comeback. I think this is a great idea. Everyone agrees??? - Lee

Thano : See, even Lee thinks he can play Smithers.
Scorpio : It's not enough to think he can play Smithers, he has to earn it!
Mike Richards : I don't even want to think about what he has to do to earn it.

um, that's a tough one, mainly because they don't even resemble real people, and unless you digitaly alter there skin, you're gonna have alot of trouble finding actors whos skin happens to be yellow. But if you ignore reality, the only one i can think of is Otto, maby someone like Trent Reznor or something, or some long haired muscisian anyway(i stay away from poseur rock like Korn and Limp Bizkit, they suck) I can see this one guy at my school maby playing Jimbo, but he's not famous or anything, but i can see him playing Jimbo. As for the last Just D'oh it question, no i am not like the cat lady:) I don't even like cats in the first place! And by the way, i always love these contests, particularly because of the commentary always added by you guys, thats so fun to read! Keep up the great work no matter what idiots who think this contest is stupid say! - young pink

Lee : I am not a homosexual and this page sucks!
young pink : *throws cats at Lee* Blayayaydata!

ok this is kinda tuff but im goin 2 attemt this.... homer= danny devito (hes short so he'd have to wear platforms or somethin but hes bald and some what funny which is like homer however hed have to b prepared 2 b abbused on the set cuz of the natural clumsiness of homer) marge= some1 w/ an exstensive wig collection or very long hair and a reeeaaaaally annoying voice....maybe britney spears but shes 2 young...and if danny devito went 2 kiss her he mite get lost in her implants or something cuz hes so short...im not quite sure so we'll leave it @ that bart= that kid from the sixth sense cuz he's the 1st 1 that came 2 mind lisa= again u need 2 find some1 w/ an anoying voice...u could probably use yeardly smith just cuz shes short enuff and the natural high pitched voice and shes b the only original cast member on the set maggie: i knew who could play her part the minute i read the question.....the midget (or little person, whatever) from austin powers the spy who shagged me hes perfect! dress him up in that blue thing maggie wears and stick a soother in his mouth he doesnt talk in austin poweres so this would b the perfect 2nd role 4 him! this is who i think should be cast 4 the real life movie. it would b a pretty wacky movie - firebug913@icqmail.com

Scorpio : Attempt, eh? It seems to me like you prepared for 3 hours and made note cards.
Thano : Britney Spears is not too young anymore! She's of legal age! The time is now... muhahahah!
Eric : Good God....look what he did to Britney!
Scorpio : Thano is a rapist.
Mike Richards : He prefers to call it "forceful love."

Definitely Jennifer Love Hewitt. She's Got some great breasts and is sexier than hell. Maybe a couple flashes of her sweet little honey pot and a few tweaks to the breast by bart would make this the best thing ever to happen to simpsons. - Greg

Thano : I don't know what this has to do with the casting of the movie, but I like the way you think!
Scorpio : Her breasts are pretty good but she's plain-lookin and skanky. I like your flashing idea though.
Mike Richards : The happy dude guy says you can see her nipple if you look really hard in one of her commercials.
Jerry "The King" Lawler : Aaaah! Puppies!

How come you never show my entries anymore? I've completely disappeared from #6 and #7! I'm looking at you THANO! As for the movie thing. No! It'd be crap. crapcrapcrap! - Graham Dawson

Thano : This is the reason I don't post your entries, and I won't be posting this one either. No wait... damnit.

Bart-Apinball machine Lisa-A Super Smart computer naned BOB Homer-The Guy who played FAT BASTERD (in the movie austin powers) Marge-a long blue flag pole Maggie-a sack of potatos - Daniel Brickenden

Thano : You sir, are a genius.

jet li as hans moleman. bea arthur as pops freshenmeyer. "its the part i was born to play, baby".. oh yeah. that fiery talking dog as McArthur Parker... ooooooooh man i can see my little squirrley fried man!!!! awwww manny! - bonzar the hunted

Thano : I'm not touching this one with a 40 foot pole.

Okay, this is a good question for once, so i'm going to be serious about it. Ahe he hem... Homer - I reckon Trey Parker should play Homer. Trey is goofy, and with a bit of padding and a shaved head, could play homer perfectly. Marge - Honestly? Julie Kavner. Because nobody else could get the voice 100% right. Plus, if she put her hair up and dyed it blue, it would look groovy. Okay, well there's not many good 2 - 10 year old actors, so my movie would be 8 years into the future. say.. if The Simpsons ended in 2001, the movie would open in 2009 and be a 'what are they doing now' type thing.. like The Brady Bunch. Bart - Elijah Wood. Sure, he looks like a geek, but how many other people could I name (trying to avoid Leonardo DiCaprio) Lisa - Lacey Chabert (younger sister from Party Of Five). She doesn't look like her, but she's got the voice, which I don't think could ever change. Maggie - the little girl from Seventh Heaven. Because she's a pretty good actress for a 10 year old or whatever she is. Abe - Z from James Bond. Oops, he died. Well then I guess Grandpa would have to have died in the 8 years past, huh? Roy - Thano Lambrinos. Because they're both girls, and get all the chicks. Hint hint, Thano. - Adam Wolf

Scorpio : That's Q, ya idiot!
Eric : Elijah Wood? The Brady Bunch? Leonardo DiCaprio? I've had it with your renegade ways, Wolf! Heh heh...Z.
Thano : I get to be Roy!? Sweeeeet.

Every time some high-paid Hollywood hack plays a famous character it goes so horribly wrong... Mell Gibson as Braveheart should take a note of that. So we... or I ...should play them. Imagine Lee as Smithers and Eric as Mr. Burns.. Thano would prove a hand in glove fit for Prof. Frink.. Next the charm of Millhouse needs to be found, that special sort of person who can fit multiple straws up his nose... as you all must have guessed by now.. I talk of Dave... Finally I myself must have a part.. I will fill the role of "Santa's Little Helper", and eat, sleep, and watch you guys act out 30 mins of adventures... - Mike Gibb

Thano : Mmmm whey! Hey, I'm pretty good, if I do say so myself.
Mike Richards : If your Santa's little Helper, would you have to screw She's the Fastest?
Eric : Heh heh...well, Mike Gibb does kick it doggie style.

No elephants! Oh, yes the question. I would like to see Arnold Schwartzenegger as Homer, the Ultimate Acting ChallengeBill Gates as a sweet, innocent Maggie(how else does he con you into buying Windows) David Walsh(think BreX)as Bart gets away with murder... Madonna as Marge(no reason id just be fun to see) Matt Groening as Lisa(watch him pull THAT one off) FOX's lawyers as drunks at Moe's(it's what they do best) Oh man, Fox will beat my ass for this.... - roswell885

Thano : Damn drunk lawyers. Refer to Just D'oh It #1 for very creative ways to kill them. Please print that edition out, just in case you happen to meet a Fox lawyer, or anyone else you don't like for that matter. It could come in very handy.

Homer=Bill Clinton Marge=Caprice Bart=Huw Procter Lisa=Britney Spears Maggie=Brooklyn Beckham Abe=Abraham Lincoln! (if you can't get him use Alec Guinnes!) - David Thompson

Eric : Nah, I hear Sir Alec's in the slammer for selling poison milk to school children.

a gorilla for homer...rosiie o'donald for marge maggie should be cute so I would say winnie the pooh. lisa should be a porcipine because of her HAIR. JUlia Roberts should play bart....he kinda has a face like a girl! - Frances

Thano : Julia Roberts' resemblence to Bart is uncanny.
Scorpio : Actually I would say Julia Roberts has a face like a boy.

Andy Dick as Smithers(I wonder why).Newman from sinfeld as chief Wigam. Sen.Ted Kennedy as The Mayor.Gary Sinis as Moe. Drew Carey as Barney. Jim Carey as Homer. Kaithie Lee's kid as Bart.Darrel Strawberry as Carl. Robert Downey Jr. as snake.Charlie Shean as Lenny. Kaithie Lee's kid as Lisa.Tony Randell as Grandpa.Oh what the hell, Kathie Lee as Marge. - omar acevedo

Eric : Sure, why not. After dumping Regis she'll be looking for a job.

I am an italian boy and i can't speak english very well.However i would like to see the actor of the flinstones as Homer. - Roberto Annunziata

Thano : I think what's so funny about this one, is that he was serious. We could make fun of him all we wanted, and he wouldn't understand. Actually, that's probably not such a great idea considering the fact he's Italian, and probably knows the Godfather.

My name is Donald hutcheson i live in stornoway isle of lewis scotland and i love sandra campbell 4 eva and eva!!!!!!!!! - Donald Hutcheson

Thano : Bahahahahahahahhahahahahah *faints*
Scorpio : This is just getting ridiculous, really.
Capital City Goofball : *dances, honks three times, exits*

Homer would have to be played by Coco the monkey - Harley Evans

Thano : Coco is such a smart monkey, and I don't doubt his abilities for a minute. Just like when he saved Timmy from the burning house. No wait, that was Lassie. Nonetheless, it's obvious speghetti tasted good. Case closed.
Coco : *lunges at Thano, bites his face*

I would love to see Danny DeVito, with a helium voice, Heh! Heh! And, Wait, No. Midgets. Yeah, midgets can play the two kids, you know the boy and the other one, the one with the dress. The hot babe from Star Wars would make a brilliant Marge and the boogie man, Ahhhh the boogie man. Quick, think of someone else, Mel Gibson, Zorro, Uhh, Iron Man, Uhh Shaquille O'Neil. Yeah, Shaq could be Homer and Santa's Little Helper could be played by a dog with shifty eyes. Slash could be Otto. And Drew Carey can play Patty . . . Mmm . . . pattie. - Silly Crazy Fresh

Scorpio : Mmm... Natalie Portman.
Thano : Everyone loves midgets. They're so tiny and scrumptious. Tender too.

Live-action doesn't sound as good as it should. You just can't beat the animated goodness of The Simpsons. However, if there were one, Gary Coleman would play Bart, and Ron Howard would be Milhouse. Work with the camera so Ron Howard would look short at all times. - Warren

Eric : Heh heh heh...works for me!

Well, that's a tough one. I was thinking Jim Carry for homer, since he's resilient enough to endure some of the pain that Homer has to go through. Umm... Marge, not too sure, was thinking someone fairly attractive, (even though, Marge isn't that cute, she's one of the cuter ones in Springfield), maybe Milla Jovovich, since she looks good with practically any color hair. As for the kids, well, damn, I don't know. I haven't been happy with any of the child actors/actresses lately. Maybe that little boy from "The Sixth Sense". He was pretty good. You guys can borrow my daughter for Maggie, (not free of charge though). She's cute, knows how to fall on her face and won't let go of the pacifier for the life of her. And Lisa, good luck finding a star-headed little girl.... - VanKhoi

Thano : The fact that you think Marge is cute, catches me somewhat as odd. Odd really isn't the right word. How about, disturbed.

Britney Spears. We need her in every episode and movie! We could learn the truth about her implants, and have it done in a funny Simpson-ish style. And maybe Bart, or Nelson, could sweet talk her and get her to...and then maybe Sherry and Terry could get into a 3some with that beautiful sexy teen star and, well... you know the rest! - John

Thano : I love how everyone keeps mentioning Britney Spears. *envisions Britney* Aww yeah, baby.
Mike Richards : Thano? Oh great, he went to the bathroom.

Homer: Stone Cold Steve Austin Marge: Chyna Bart: Triple H Lisa: Stephanie McMahon Barney: Mankind Mr. Burns: Vince McMahon Smithers: The Rock IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTAION IS!!! - John

Scorpio : Worthless, brain-dead wrestling fans.
The Rock : The Rock is no gay man Jabroni, now why don't you go home and... cry... to your mom... cause you're ugly... like a butt.
Thano : Go home and work on your material. Good lord Rock, I thought you were better than this.
The Rock : I know Thano, I know.

I'd have Mike Myers in his fat bastard outfit playing Homer, Garry Coleman as Bart, Pam Anderson playin Lisa, Lara Croft playing Marge, and that porn star on the Blink 182 cd cover as Maggie. And of course Leo DeCaprio as the greesy teen with the squeeky voice. - homepiece

Scorpio : If you ever say Leonardo Dicaprio again I will kill you.
Mike Richards : That's Janine, BTW. MMM, I have like 12 of her movies.
Thano : I'd personally rather see Leonardo DiCaprio play Gil, cause he's just as pathetic. Except Leo is rich and has lotsa women. Well, at least more than half the population hate him, that makes me feel better.

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS," I THINK I'LL BOTTLE FEED THAT ONE." - MIKEY VLA

Thano : If I knew what the hell that meant, I'd probably say something about it, but I'll let the readers think of their own insults for this one.

Everybody should be played by Thano 'cause he rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go Thano!!!!! WoooHooooo!!!!!! We're number 1! We're number 1!!!! Oh, and Lisa should be played by Jennifer Love Hewwitt cause she is sooooooooo hot. Um....WoooHoooo! Thano! - Aaron Brown

Thano : You think I rock, and you would work me with Jennifer Love Hewitt. You win, hands down.
Eric : Not this time.
Thano : Damnit.

I would like to see Homer become president of the USA. Wouldn't that be interesting? Marge would then become the world's most famous housewife in the world. Bart, Lisa, and Maggie would be touring the world for their circus act. - Kevin Moos

Thano : The question was, who would you cast for the movie. What the hell are you talking about. NEXT!
Lee : Next indeed!
Eric : Oh yes, next we shall have.
Dave : Am I next?
Thano : No, Dave, get back in your cage.
Scorpio : Chicken necks?
Mike Richards : Red necks? Jeff Foxworthy?
Jeff Foxworthy : *opens fire on Mike Richards*
Eric : Oh my God, Jeff Foxworthy just killed Mike Richards! You bastard! ....Actually, I don't really care.

all rights reservered, until I feel like taking their stinking rights and putting them in a short tube (time for a lee joke) and sending them off to cornwall, england. Upon arrivial in Cornwall, they will be picked up by a man who has a large white beard and goes by the name of budda man cassandra. They will then be made into erbs and sold on the street to be made into teas by right-erb-loving kids. - Anonymous

Thano : I have no idea, Eric?
Eric : I think someone got confused and replied to Just D'oh It #1 again.

#1> Move in with them #2> bert and ernie, very good for a talkshow #3> Teacher #4> crusty the clown and plant director (forgot his name) #5> nothing, I can't draw anything so I'll sleep out, have a lot of fun, and go back beeing me. #6> backstreet boy, the are the cleaners of bobo country bank or something like that #7> Homer, I drink beer to - Jeroen

Eric : And apparently, a lot of beer.
Thano: think people just like answering older Just D'oh It's to watch me flip out. Well, it's not happening this time.

#1: I believe a very good way is to slash cuts down the sides of their body. Not to deep, just deep enough so they are bleeding. Then, dump them in salt water! Ouch! - Kevin

Thano : *steam blows from ears, grits his teeth* I said I wasn't going to go nuts when I encountered morons who don't realize that an edition is over, and a new one has started. Next week, I'm not posting any of these, so don't bother. Better yet, write in when that edition is active. YEAH! Grr...

A belated response to the question in #3: Lisa's future occupation. I was fuming after all the stupid sex stuff! Lisa being a woman of ill repute? Maybe you're all male chauvinists! Alright, here are the four future choices she has: 1. Becoming America's President (her own verdict) 2. Becoming a famous jazz musician (also her own verdict) 3. Becoming a housewife, either an intelligent and hard-working yet perpetually ill-used one like her mum, or an overweight, sleazy, stupid one because of the Simpsons gene (computer verdict+genes) 4. Becoming a travelling freak showing off the giant, crooked, fang-like teeth protruding from her mouth (dentist verdict) Well... alternative 4 is not at all likely now she's got braces, and neither is 3. As for 1, I'd vote for her any time, but seeing how she failed to tell the public the truth about Jebediah Springfield, Janey will be elected instead. Answer: Lisa will become a jazz musician. Her gutsy blues will electrify the French (and she may or may not die young). - Christina

Eric : Christina? Aren't you already in this edition?
Scorpio : What the hell, you can't do that. Answer the current question.
Thano : I tried not to snap, but it's too late now. *goes and finds a hammer, starts whapping the monitor* AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Eric : Hmm....he electrocuted himself. Oh well.

Well, i would actually like to see Michael Cane as Homer cause he played homer in "burns' heir". Anyhoo time to copy last weeks winner. Oh Thano, Thano, Thano - You're so great, I wish i was you. Sing "living la vida loca" for me, oh great one. screw eric, he is almost as gay as lee... on a serious note thano, i reckon we should form an alliance and stab eric in the back. we could then form our own rebel version of ET and call it ET: Hollywood and they would be the ET: Wolfpac or somefing like that. c'mon it would be so much fun, we could smash vases over erics head time and time again. and if you aint down with that, i got too words for ya.... eric's gay, i mean SUUUUCK IT! *smashes vase over eric's head* - Dave Wardle

Eric : That's it Wardle, you're fired! Lee, you're cut too. Russ, cut. Scorpio, cut. Liam, fired. Adam, cut. Nate, you're gone. Hari, adios. Thano....well, you're unconscious...so you can stay.

I think the cast of voice acters should do it. Just like the live show. Hey, i never got my elephant! I want my elephant!I want my elephant!I want my elephant!I want my elephant!I want my elephant!I want my elephant! - Patrick McFadden

Eric : *tackles Patrick, tosses him into a bag* ...We'll be right back, kids.

Hugh Hefner staring as Mr. Burns...Hugh Hefner also staring as Homer Simpson. Hugh Hefner also as Moe...Apu...and Grandpa. PS: Anyone who tells you I am Hugh Hefner is a filthy liar. - L0rd Plik

Eric : Mr. HeFneR, me SiCk, need PlayBoY nOW! OoOoh, boY, this caRd read gOoD!

The Winner: I think that Lee should play Mr.Smithers. (If you know what I mean) He would make a PERFECT Mr.Smithers, and the rest of you can be whoever... I don't care. Thano can be Lisa and Eric can be Homer. Adam can be Snowball 2 or maybe Pinchy... **evil laugh** - Maria

Eric : Thano as a girl? Lee as Smithers? Adam converted into a lobster-like creature? Heh heh heh, since Thano can't stop me, you win the jackpot!

Conclusion : Most of the submissions we received talked about how stupid a live action Simpsons movie would be. Don't worry, I doubt they would even consider doing that. Until next time, folks!