Thano : I'd say that Eric most resembles Gil.
Eric : *on the phone* What, you want me to dance for you? But you wouldn't even see.........ah well, I'm dancin'!
Adam : Please tell me that isn't Dennis Wilson on the phone again?

Eric : No deal.
Horatio : Well then, on second thought I'm gonna need to take your elephant with me. *stuffs $5000 in Thano's pocket*
Thano : I never understood what was so wrong with ivory dealing.

Smithers. I'm Gay. - PinPals

Thano : Who didn't see that one coming...
Adam : Me... I mean..... aww crap. *Dances Jig*
Eric : That's some...nice dancin'.

I think I resemble a mixture of Bart and Lisa, My personality is more like Bart, but I identify more with Lisa. God, what a dumb response that was, can I just have the elephant anyway? - Maddie C.

Adam : A mixture of Bart and Lisa? I suppose you have both of their genatalia too?
Thano : No, you may not. Now go away, we're racing for the title of champion of the universe.

I resemble Smithers because were both so gay!!! - Lee

Barbara Walters : This and more, later on 20/20...
Boy George : Whyyyy go? When you can stay...

You're free to haze me for this, but I actually think I resemble Martin, because I'm suffering from excessive intelligence. This is no bragging but today's truth. I do not have exactly Martin's IQ, but it's high anyway. Also, I'm a geek, I use to get teased by other students, I'm out of touch with reality and I almost cried when the Latin class was suspended. See why I'm pathetic? Oh man, you wouldn't want my life. - Christina Nordlander

Thano : Ahahha... NEEERRRRRRRDDDDD! Lets all mock the smart kid that'll probably be worth more than us when he's an adult and living a better life in a few years, married to a supermodel cause he's rich and... hey... *cries*
Adam : *points at Christina and laughs* Ahahahahahah, yeah.

What the hellam i doing?where am i? AAAGH! how come im wearing these poofy genie pants?Some 1 tell me whats going on. Ok ont to busines I myself am more like scorpio a scheming genius with my own webpafe.MWUA-HA-HA-HA-HA!o good night.... - Socko!!!

Thano : Can someone please explain to me, what the hell that was?
Lee : Ooooh, genie pants. Why I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my whole life.
Eric : Bah, those are supposed to be baggy pants, baggy!
Adam : May we put squirrels down those pants for the purposes of gambling?

i sample moe the most in real life. we both are very lonly. we both have a hunch back. we both have sick twisted people as friends. - jason shprintz

Adam : Do you have his gigantic ears?
Thano : I have twisted relatives, does that count?
Eric : I believe it does.

physicly, the oen i most resemble is Laura Powers(I don't look exactly liek her but if you're talking about Simpson charecters shes the only one that comes close) But in terms of things like intelegence, emotions, etc i'd have to say Lisa especialy in the episode "They Saved Lisas Brain" because i feel just like she did at the "pudding spree" like i do most of the time at school, as in i feel like everyoen else is just so stupid. - young pink

Thano : Well look what we have here, someone who thinks she's perfect. I betcha she's lying and she really looks and acts like the Cat Lady.
young pink : Blayadaadata! *Throws a cat at Thano, Thano ducks. The cat hits Nate Gilmore in the face*
Nate : Agh, my eyes! The goggles do nothing! .......Hey guys, could you help me get this cat off my face?
Eric : Uh, well, hmm.......you're on your own!
Adam : *Throws cat Nippa at Thano, misses him again, hits Brian Chen*

I identify the most with Moe the Bartender. Except that I'm female. And black. And hate alcohol. And a clean freak. And non-ugly. Screw this, I'm going home. *Slams door, sound of hurrying footsteps, starting car, car racing away, car honking, pedestrian screaming, dull thud* - Cecil

Thano : Wait! You forgot your briefcase! Hmm... *opens it* ooooh, pornography. Hey, why are they all men?
Lee : That's mine!
Thano : Oh, sorry.
Adam : *burns pornography, throws it at Nate, who is still on the ground*

Which character do I resemble most? The Old Lady Throwing Cats of course. She's got as many cats as I do and she uses them to fend off d***heads. Now, to end this entry with some uncensored cat porn - Adam Wolf

Thano : Well isn't that special.
Adam : Indeed it is. That is also my cat, indeed.

I resemble Lisa the most in real life. Her and I are similar in many ways. We are both very smart and kinda a loner for say. We always want be the best that we can be. We always want the best for the other pearson in any situation and we are honest. Also when we have a problem we both bottle it up even though we know it would be best if we didn't and then in the end we end up blowing. Like in the eppisode where Lisa got sick of not fitting in and changed her whole personality so she would, or the time she finally got sooooo angry she blew up in front of her whole family. Lisa Simpson and I are very alik in many ways! - Mini Shelly

Thano : Do you have spikey yellow hair too?

Jacques(I have f**ked 100 girls) - Kalle

Thano : Hahahahhahahahahaha....
Adam : Thano's laughing because he believe's he's done twice that amount. Shake your bon bon!
Lee : *shakes bon bon*
Adam : *shudder*

I am most like Frank Grimes, because I'm not your friend you guys. I don't like you, in fact I hate you. Stay the hell away from me! And stop eating my special diabetic lunch. The bag was clearly marked. I'm peeing on the seat! GIVE ME A RAISE! And now I'm returning to work without washing my hands! Oh...whats this? Extremely high voltage? Well I don't have to wear safetly gloves because I'm..zzzzzzsdsttztzttsssszztzttz!!!!! - Matt "Howzit Hangin' Grimey?" 88

Thano : *sleeping* Eric, change the channel!
Eric : Hah hah, that's our Thano!
Adam :Yes.. change the Channel.

I see a little of me in all of 'em, well beside Maggie, The Snowballs, and Santa's little Helper. Yes I do see a little of me in Bart's "Evil Twin". I don't see much of Patty, Selma or The entire Lovejoy family in me either. - XwastedspaceX@hotmail.com

Thano : We asked you to pick a character, not the whole frickkin' cast! For crying out loud people, follow instructions!
Adam : Anybody who resembles 'Pinchy' has to be hideous.

I'm like the cat. I'm constantly ignored, unless I'm being used for someone to make a cheap joke. Like you guys. - JdRavnos

Thano : We're not about cheap jokes, we're about quality entertainment for the whole family.
*pan over to Hari, who has lifted an automobile over his head while tap-dancing*
Adam : *throws Lee at Hari*

I resemble Homer because I eat pork chops and am married 2 marhge and stranhgle my son BArt. (yes, this is Hari -- what with my usual wacky answers) - Hari "feel free to make fun of my name. Two suggestions are hairy weiner and hari weirdo" Wierny" Wierny

Thano : Hari, have you ever considered repeating the 3rd grade again to aid that spelling of yours?
Adam : I'm sure holding cars over his head destroys his brain a bit.

This is a stupid question, so I'm going to make a better one and respond to that one. Yes, that's what I'll do.. Ok, let's see.. Here goes.. Question: If The Simpsons was a live action television show, who would play the part of Otto, the school bus driver? Well, Esa, that's a very good question. Taking in the physical characteristics of Otto, and accented voice, I'd have to go with Bea Arthur. Thank you, and good night. - Esa Eslami

Thano : Go back to bed.
Adam : I thought you were dead.
Bleeding Gums Murphy : Heeeey Guys!

i most resemble bart i'm constantly in trouble, i hate my princeapal, my teacher is just like mrs krabapple,i skate board, my middle initial is the same as his, i have a fat bald ape oops i mean dad my mom has a voice just like her, and ihave a little sister whose name is lisa she's a brainiac and she's in the second grade - dan

Thano : Suuuurrreee ya do.
Eric : LIAH!
Lee : Did somebody call me?

i resemble whoever has a pu**y - bob

Thano : If the Simpsons characters only have 4 fingers, I wonder what THAT would look like. I'm gonna stop wondering now.
Adam : Since when has pu**y needed to be censored?
Lee : I'm offended by the word!
Adam : Yes, of course you are.

I think I am most like Ralph; I eat paste, worms, paper, and when I wet my pant's, I also call them uh-oh's. I have a stupid bowl hair cut and wear basiclly the same thing everyday. - Ozzy

Eric : Those rubber pants must be hot.
Adam : But not as hot as me.
Lee : Agreed.

I may not look like Otto, but boy do we sure have a lot in common! Ob-zoiv, glaven. 1. I miss-spelled buss on my application 2. I got some pretty freaky friends 3. My jacket smells like it went on the road with Cypress Hill for thier tour of Amsterdam 4. I luuuuuuv to get bla-toooe...Now i'd like to slow things down a bit. IF I LEAVE HERE TOMORROW...BSC...Opts,Hobs,Ache,Omen, Mega,Sage... - Lounge

Thano : ...and that was your brain on crack, heroin, cocane, acid, crystal meth, and marajuana.
Insane Woman In Commercial : Any questions?

I resemble the guy in the movie Titanic who shoots the woman and children so he himself can get into a lifeboat, but it has to be a Simpsons character.... in that case it would have to be "Blinky the three eyed fish", because I sometimes draw an extra eye in my forehead to look cool... - Mike Gibb

Thano : Hey! So do I! Sometimes though I rip one eye completely out of it's socket so I can look like a cyclops.
Eric : Uhhh.....we'll be right back, kids.
Voice Over Guy : And now, a word from our sponsor:

I am like Milhouse for many reasons I am a nerd, I wear glasses, I have to drink soy milk becuase the real milk could kill me, I like girls but girls think of me as a big sister, and I look like the dud in mystery date. Oh yeah, one time i traded my best friend's soul for pogs, alf pogs, remember alf, he's back, in pog form and on a completly unrelated topic, every night i dream about f***ing Britney Spears - Tramboner Man

Thano : Doesn't everyone?
Lee : Speak for yourself.

I am most like Moe, the bartender, i don't tend bars but i am quick witted and people owe me money. The reason i picked Moe is because i own a couple of pandas. They live in my basement. - Karn

Thano : There, it's good to be honest isn't it?
Grampa : Which one of you is the mailman?

Homer Simpsons, because i say the dumbest things just like him - Adam Benson

Thano : Upsidedown cake.
Adam : Homer Simpsons? "No homeeeers. We're allowed to have one"

I think I might resemble Milhouse in a way but not in the way in "I'm lookn' for friend to boss me around" I'm more of a folower to my friends rather than a leader such as bart. And also I DO NOT get beat up for much lunch money, I am not gay, and my rating on a scale of 5 is acctually about 3.5. Oh yeah and I could also kick anyones butt.......at Nintendo. - bartman

Eric : So you don't get beat up for much lunch money, but you do get beat up eh? Sorry to hear that man, really.
Adam : Does your mom think you're the handsomest guy in school?
Lee : My mom does.

I think the Simpson character I resemble most is Homer.Although I don't resemble him phyically (but I'm getting there), I think Homer and I are kindred spirits. As a slightly overweight, T.V. watching, lazy,idiot (according to my wife anyway), I can really relate to Homer. I don't know how many times I think,"God, that's ME!!",whenever Homer does something stupid.Of course I see alot of Marge in my wife too,though I'm sure she wouldn't appreciate me saying so.You remember the scene where the Simpsons are having a dinner party (the episode name escapes me)and Marge says,"Homer are you ready?",and Homer, sitting in his underwear playing with his race track says,"I just have to put on my shoes"? That has actually happened to me.Well now that I've painted a lovely picture of myself I must go as I have a class on monorail conducting to go to. - Jim P.

Jim's Wife : Guess who's sleeping on the couch tonight, bitch!
Thano : Haha! Tell him!
Jim's Wife : Speak when you're spoken to!
Thano : *cowering* Sorry, ma'am.

i most resemble smithers. I do becuase we have rugged good looks. We also both are go-getters and support our bosses at work. wait a second............he's what!? GAY! I'm sorry did i say smithers?, i meant to say bart because i'm such a bad ass, yea thats the ticket. - Peter Rocha

Thano : For the LAST time... Smithers is as gay as Lee is. Have you SEEN Lee? There, that should clear things up for you.
Lee : Well......you got me there.
Adam : How bout you sideburns? You want some dis' milk?

it's a greate site - homy

Thano : Sure!
Adam : There's an even better one at http://springfield.sweeetnet.com/ Ah hah! You thought I was going to plug my site.

Here's an answer to the #4, which I never answered: Patty ought to marry Mr Burns to inherit his money, even though he is physically revolting to her. On the wedding night, Patty gets Selma to cover for her, but Selma ends up being madly in love with Mr Burns, and disowns her sister. Monty is now extremely possessive about his new wife and won't have his employees ogling her. Among the men he fires, due to extreme jealousy, are Homer and Smithers. Then Selma realises that love has come between her and her beloved twin sister. She gets a divorce, and everything goes back to normal. Hey, this could make a real rockin' episode! - Ano-ma-nymous

Thano : I don't care if it could be a rockin' episode! Stop answering old or different questions! AHH!

Just a response to Just D'oh #1: take out their internal organs and feed them to the Scarabs! I saw that in a fun movie about a man walking around in bandages... I think it was called "The Walking Bandaged Man". - Ano-ma-nymous Again!!!

Thano : NO NO NO! STOP RESPONDING TO OLD QUESTIONS GOD DAMNIT! YOU PEOPLE ARE... UHK... *Thano has a heart attack and collapses*
Adam : *dances on Thano's rotting carcas*

Ralph Wiggum, as I too have bent my Wookie - Idaho

Thano : *clinging to life* Woookkkkiiiiiieeeee.....
Adam : *dances on Thano's rotting carcas*

RALPH RALPH RALPH, RALPH RALPH...RALPH RALPH RALPH, RALPH. so, in closing , I'd like to say RALPH. - Tiffany Teofilo

*ET Staff revives Thano*
Adam : *continues dancing on him*
Eric : Lee, you didn't have to give him mouth to mouth.
Thano : *barfs*

I am most like Bart Simpson. I am like him because I have spiked up hair that i have sprayed yellow for a school thing and it stayed permanent (i bleached my hair then sprayed it to give it an authentic yellow look but it stayed yellow no matter how many times I wash it) (DO NOT TRY THE PREVIOUS AT HOME!!!!!) I also have only eight fingers since i stuck my hands under the lawnmower when i was young and when I pulled them out the two middle fingers were missing (DO NOT TRY THE PREVIOUS AT HOME) - paul nunan

Eric : Five fingers? Ewww, freak show.

Barney because i love to drink alcohol, and generally stupid, but there are times when im sober and can be an intellectual giant - Dan Herrera

Thano : Like a college student?
Adam : Like Lee?

I think i mostly resemble stampy the elephant because i am big,smelly and have very sharp teeth! - Peter

Eric : Peter, nothing's more important to me than the health and well-being of freaks like you. I'm sending you to a vet.

Homer. I'm to lazy to answer this question to the best of my ability. - Dave

Thano : Don't expect a witty/funny response from me. *sleeps*
Adam : Don't make me dance again...... *dances jig*

Blinky - I have three eyes, I smell like fish, I live in a radioactive pond, and I live off of coke and sunflower seeds. By the way, I think someone is forgetting to feed the sample prize, he's looking damn skinny - Russ and Pals

Eric : Lee, get out of the peanuts.
Lee : Forget it!
*Elephant lifts Lee up and repeatedly bashes his head against the ground*

i resemble the hamster in lisa's science fair project because i've been shocked by cupcakes and able to rescue them from the tops of bookshelves.. - bonzar the hunted

Thano : Yeah, I was once shocked by a cupcake. Or was that an electrical charge that shot from an outlet and fried my brain? Either way, you have to use re-enforced screws if you want to cut down this tulip.
Adam : One time, a cupcake got up and bit my head off. That was the happiest day of my life.

I would have to say that I'm mostsimilar to Lisa, as strange as it may seem. lisa's quite smart and desperatly wants to be part of the "in" crowd. I don't exactly fit in myself, so there you go. Plus we both wear orange dresses all day long :) - alex stewart

Thano : I'm guessing that's why you don't fit in.
Adam : Please don't tell me they're orange after all this time?

I resemble Maggie simpson the most. I resemble her because I am known for falling flat on my face. I am also very quiet. I occasianally suck on my thumb cause theres nothing else to do. People have nightmares with me in them. Also, whenever I I blurt out a work, people stare at me . whenever I am mad I gurgle out baby sounds. I find food tastes better when splatted and on your shirt. My eyes are also just as wide, (to some people) My dad makes just as silly mistakes as homer. My mom is as paranoid as marge. And my brother is worse than Bart Simpson. ( hard to believe huh) My family is equaly disfunctional. - Rebecca Prywes

Eric : Hmmm, seems like you have a lot of problems....well, let us know if you need anything.

The Winner: I resemble that guy who looked liked a pumpkin. And all I want is a little respect...and a new candle now and then. Thano is cool. Eric likes men, but Thano doesn't. Thano gets alot of girls and he likes it. Cause he's cool. Screw Eric. - Patrick McFadden

Thano : Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!
Adam : Thano rocks the house.
Eric : What the? Who locked me inside this closet? What's going on?! Aaaah, Lee's in here!
Lee : Come to papa.
*Eric breaks down the closet door and runs off into the sunset*
Thano : Let the man go, Lee. He knows what he's doing.

Conclusion : If you look like, act like, and talk like a Simpsons character, you've definitely got some problems.