Gamblor. By day, a mild-mannered man about town drinking light booze and playing lounge music. By night, he's a terrifying monster with a slot machine for a body. Those who lose die. Those who win...also die. They get a joke before, though. Like if they got all plums, Gamblor would be all "You're plum crazy if you think you'll live." We'd make millions! Gamblor T-shirts! Gamblor slot machines! I wrote a Gamblor theme song. "Gamblor! He's a hell of a guy. If you have bad luck you're likey to die! Gamblor! Don't cross by him at night. You'll die of fright...from GAMBLOR. The Gamblor Show!" -RVG Eric: ugh, I think I've gone cross-eyed

Homer, so we could make him reinact the end of Bart the Daredevil. Necromancer: that would hurt slightly. Eric: WINNER Andy Bugay: This one's my favorite so far. J.Re*: Necromancer doesn't feel pain Andy Bugay: Really? Hmm. Uh, I'll be right back.

that fat kid, donno his name, with bushy hair, and a big mouth( just like the other characters) haha Eric: Curtis with bushy hair?

Dress him up as Mr. FIX THE FORUM SEARCH ALREADY Necromancer: yeah, roarke/andy/eric. Eric: I have no fucking idea how to fix it, so shut the fuck up already. Andy Bugay: I think you've mined the forum clean of hentai, Necro. There just isn't... any... more.

i know this is non related to the subject, but i think cradle of filth should be immortalizes in the simpsons! Eric: ....that's it, I'm outta here. Necromancer: cradle of filth rulz. Andy Bugay: Maybe after the Robbie Williams episode next season. Man, I sure hope they have some funny Posh Spice jokes! Oh, man.

Lisa, because in a red dress he'd look presentable. Necromancer: i look so hot in red dresses. Andy Bugay: He said PRESENTABLE. Stop flattering yourself. J.Re*: Sorry Andy... he's right. H-O-T

Of course the answer would be Smithers in Bobo outfit, because Necro is warm, fuzzy and has a fruit filling. Necromancer: i'm cuddly too. Andy Bugay: Hug him. Squeeze him. Tug at his fur. J.Re*: Warm, bear, fruit filling. I REALLY want a bear claw

Scratchy, so I could see him get tortured. Necromancer: rawr. Andy Bugay: I tracked the email on this one... goes back to lyndieengland@army.mil. J.Re*: There's no rule against submitting our own answers, right? Andy Bugay: I don't think so... at least... uh...

Right, well the first thing you have to consider is that in this modern society of ours it is not the norm to go around asking people how many roads a man must walk down before his eyes turn into some kinda gecko thing. This is, of course, a bad option, but one which I feel will give the oranges the main pride of place in the ketchup-flavoured meatballs. I know, i know, you've heard it all before, but wait a while and bide your time while I prepare you some of my patented soluble caesium flakes, world renowned in two states as "a kind of roulette wheel", actually that reminds me, it's about time we had some delicious bacon grease in power because you know keeping them back would be kinda sexist in this post-tabasco country of ours, and also another deciding factor in choosing this marriage over the bond between hydrogen and chlorine is that it doesn't make as many stains in the carpet which you know has to be a bad thing at least you would if you hadn't considered the many flavours of platypi in this multifaceted world of ours, so yeah, back on track, I think Necromancer would look good in a tutu, not Desmond Tutu, I don't know who he is or even if he exists but you know I think it would be worth the effort to stop international ham bartering and just get on with the messy business of deciding the fate of billions of innocent children so we can turn them into stars of the pop quiz. And that is all i have to say on the matter. And... oh, let's say.... Moe. Necromancer: i didn't read that. Andy Bugay: yo man that paragraph would be da bomb if u had da gecko do da robot.

SLH, so he can be nekkid. Necromancer: that's hot. Andy Bugay: Necro has a dog collar and a night-vision camcorder. J.Re*: $20 says necro submitted this one himself Andy Bugay: Nah, Necro would never use the word 'nekkid.' You're on.

Necromancer: oh be nice. Andy Bugay: At least you would have a snazzy bowling shirt... and a TV Guide once owned by Jackie O.

Patty, because he is gay as ****. Necromancer: oh yeah well **** you, you ****in' ****er. Andy Bugay: You see kids? If at first you don't succeed in capturing our imagination, just resubmit with a curse word.

Bart because he is crazy!

Erine Pie in the sky

apu nahassapemapetalon

Moe because hes awesome

bleeding gums Murphy

homer

who made simpsons and what is apus last name

Comic Book Guy. That'd be so funny.

do'h homer

aewwwwwwwww si fuderam postei em portugues uhauhauhahua

moleman

bille joe

50 cent cuz i like im

It would be Mr Burns!Because he is my favourite simpsons character.

Update already!

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OTTO! " My name is OTTO, and i am BLOTTO d "lol!

I`d dress comic book guy because he is a mild mannered clerk who`s goal it is to be in Deep space 9

I would dress up Necromancer as Hans Moleman, because how could you not find that freakin' hilarious?

Wow somebody wants to dress him up as me! I'm flattered! Helen

i would be lisa because she is smart and so am i

It would be Helen Lovejoy because it be funny to see what the guy would look oike dressed up as a chick. Other possible results may be: Marge Simpsons Lunchlady Doris Edna Krabapple Maude Flanders Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon Maggie Simpson And possibly Rod or Todd Flanders, they're feminine enough.

id whould be bart beacuase hes my fravorite charecter

Helen Lovejoy wants you to update. Think of the children!!!!

if i were to dress up as a simpsons character it would be homer because he is my favorite character and i think he is realy funny.

if i was to dress up as a Simpson character..it would have to be bart! I love homer the most but he's too difficult and too hard and fat to be. No offence homer... Bart is my second favourite character cause he's sooo cute and cheeky! I dont like cheeky kids but Bart is different..He reminds me off a little 3 year old kid who goes around playing nasty tricks on everyone...LOVE the simpsons

Gil, because Gil is just plain hilarious. His pain and agony in his miserable life are quite entertaining.

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The bumblebee man, theres nothing better than look a grown up dressed like a bee Ay ay ay la policia... Fijate, fijate... Excelente seņor Spielbergo!!!

cledis the slack jawed yocal

maggie cuz she gets away with mischeif!

marge. that hair will make anyone look insane.

Homer

i would dress up as hans moleman, God bless him, why you ask? cos id be the life and soul of the party!!!! :)

Flanders or selma

a poo

Homer because the funny, lazy and is mean to the boy

moe because he's funny and mean

a bit of every1 i dnno y

Bart cause he's such a devil

the bumble bee guy, cuase he's always talking and no one understands em.

Homer ofcourse he is the coolest one on The Simpsons! Hes so fat and fun, what a thing to dress up as!

barney because i dont know him /mackanzoor

i would dress up as lenny

a pink ballerina outfit with neon green shoes and a big rainbow clown wig

Probably edna crobaple as i would know what it would be like to be a ugly overweight old hag with a dangerouse smoking happit and no sex life to speek of!

im not a big fan of dressup games...

Homer becauseheloves donut

necromamncer?!what the hell do you mean?!

Bart simpson because he has girlfriends

Lisa Simpson of course. She is the best charecter on simpsons. She needs a boyfriend badly though. It should be someone who is just like her though. She needs a man!!

Lisa Simpson

fucl< up assy hole wa wa wee wee poopoo ha ha meeow meeow fucl< fucl< ****y ****y ha ha juice dick wee wee mad man hi hi baby fucl

Mr. Burns Muh' ****ers!!!

Mr.Burns be cause all the power all the evil. Ha HA Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

D'oh F**k Mr Burn.

homer, because its my choice

FUC|< MR BURNS

Mr.Burns because he talks so much!f*ck!

Mr.Burns

lisa coz shes such a smart ass and id love 2 have a dad like homer. HOMER ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Otto

Mr. Largo the Music Teacher because he's a backing character and it wouldn't make much difference.

i would have to say captain whacky(aka Homer) Because he is witty like me when he wants to be

pieman!!

ffsfdr

comic book guy

mr x

Jacques Brunwick He is so handsome and friendly,strong, funny , spike man.He is playing bowling and is a hero. He is a french Bowling Instaktor.He love woman hot.

bart because he just like me

Duff Mann !! Oh Yehh

Comic Book Guy

Ralph Wiggum

a little magie who sucks her thum

homer

Never fear, CHIEF CLANCY WIGGUM is around!

muh

i'd be maggie simpson, becouse she is the ONE!

Homer Simpson

Pam Minick. oh, ****.

big pimpin apu

If I were to it would be barthlamoe simpson because he always does funny stuff like getting into trouble and he's my favourite character.

"I'd be Ned Flanders because he's so cheerful. P.S. My name is David Tate III and I had written the thing on Willie the Scotsman"

Homer causeim fat

apu cuz he is pimping

I'd be Groundsleeper Willie, becuase he's Scottish and is nice once you get to know him.

id be bart because hes cool

Marge because she's hot!

He would be Mindy Simmons. Almost like Homer, yet in touch with his feminine side.

It'd /so/ be Comic-Book-Guy. Because Necromancer would look hawt. :3

That freaky frog thing out of THOH XII. I'm a really lazy guy...less work for me

Frink, with the jacket and the pockets and the neeeeeeerdy glasses....woiven glaben

milhouse, hes such a nerd.

bart

Bart simpson because hes like me

uter hes hitlers grandchild

comic book guy. why you ask? they are both geeks ( thano is a geekeyer geek) fat (erics fater) and run computers. if not comic book guy whos secertly taking akins diet. then ned flanders who relly a gay nerd.or possable a dead madue flanders whos a skellaton whats harder than fitting into a skellaton?- kim sung il, porn master (also leader of north koerea, most evil nation... ever)

cv bf

ralph wigum

I would dress Necromancer in his 'birthday suit'

i would dress necromancer up as mole man couse it would be funny to see

anyone just to cover his face up!

lenny because it looks like that he would need a change of a suit cause he is always wearing green.

gil because he would do any jobs just to get money.But in the end you don't actually have to pay him!

Marge - coz she is just so sweet...i mean to put up with homer she must really love him

Apu because he is indian

Bart because he is gay and a dickward

Reverend Lovejoy - my husband!!! Helen.

i would dress him as smithers as hes weird and he fanticises about old men * shudder*

homer because hes a dumbass

Krusty's little monkey. It would just be so funny. By Alex G.

Bumble Bee Man

disco stu cos hes cool

Homer because are fat and lazy like him and he watching tv 9-19 hours like i do

i would be homer cause hes fat and lazy and i act just like him

krusty

I'd be Troy McClure,you MAY remember me from other sites such as "homers' fishin'hole" and "Selma,Selma,luv to smell ya!"

I'd pick Lionel Hutz. Sleazy yet funny.

i would be homer because he is realy funny

this so called man can not dress

Me

Bart because he's made out of pee (I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can) and so is Necromancer

I would be Sideshow Bob because his smart, charming and has a lucky way to always be release from prison.

i would pick Lisa, because she's cool and she's just like me!

The human fly, because he spent all night dying his underwear and deserves another chance to astonish and inflict terror into the citizens of Springfield.

Mr. NO REALLY FIX THE FORUM SEARCH YOU SILLY TOMATO MAN

homer

Homer simpson Because He Always Gets Drunk And Its Funny

Captain McCallister (the sea captain). It would be funny.

smashing pumpkins coz they rock lol!!

Patty. that would be funny. Also has to act like her

MAGGGIIIE SSIIIMMPSSOONN!!!!::D:D:D:D:D:D:D

homer simpson because homer is a decent loving caring man thats why

Dress him up as a champagne supernova. A champagne supernovaaaaaa in the skyyyyyy...

barney

el bato(bart)

bart simpson cause i get in trouble like crazy and i love skateboarding and BART RULES

as bart

bob

Homer cause i could stuff my clothes with pillows!

HOMER SIMPSON

BART SIMPSON

Sideshow Mel so we cud staba bone thro his head

Maggie Simpson.

bart because you will be able to troment every body

i wood b bart because im mischevious and i wood take the piss out of as many ppl as posible to maintain the bad boy image

clowns, they freakin rule

Bart

Ahhh, its Mister Burns,KILL IT

nerdhouse

jeff (aka comic book guy)

HOW ABOUOT THAT HAT EPEISODE WARE BART AND LISAEA FALL FEIN THAHAT HOLE LOLOZXL

lisa

Comic Book Guy for his meanness. If that makes any sense.

gill becuase gills ace

pie man

Maggie. Because the suit would probly be the size of a baby and it would be like...smaller than tights and he/she'd probly look like an ass.

Conan O'Brian Harry Short

that is to say, rock lobster

Bart Simpson because Bart Is the funniest simpson. Jacob

Satan Flanders, he seems to fit the part...

Of course the answer would be Smithers in Bobo outfit, because Necro is warm, fuzzy and has a fruit filling.

the b-52s

YOUR MOM OH SNAPZ0RZ PWN3ED

666EvilHomer666: gravymaster

Jerkass Homer, because he's a jerk and an ass

"Skinner" He's always mad

I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer

God. :: Red Right

patty, you know, because he's gay.

moe. because if there's a right answer, this is it. just imagine him in an apron and bow tie. ZANY! kuumuus

The blue haired lawyer, because they're both angry all the time.

Sideshow Mel because seeing Krusty abuse him would be hysterical.

Flanders. One, because seeing him dressed up like that would be hilarious as heck. Two, because he needs some cheerfulness in his life. And three, because premarital bang bang bang with him would be great.

a bald paedophile

Jeff Albertson the Comic Book Guy.I could just imagine him as him

Maggie, so that I could steal his candy.

Capital City Goofball. The name fits, and I bet he does a mean Elephant Dance. - DNS

Human Fly. Aww come on! I stayed up all night dying his underwear!