Eric : I'm scared too. Hold me.
Thano: Hell no! I remember what happened last time... 

 

Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ::Makes sounds:: - Nitsuj

Thano: I don't get it, what sounds?
Michael: I can make armpit noises, see. ::farts::
AJ: :waves hand in front of nose:: Smells like one of Wirtanen's.
Eric: Yeah, I should stop farting directly in front of AJ's face from now on.

 

WWWWWeeeeeeelllll... I think that one day Smithers will give Mr.Burns a little too much to drink and Mr.Burns "lets loose" and in a heartwarming love scene reminiscent of some scenes in the classic gay porn movie "Dr.StrangeLOVE" Mr.Burns, Smithers and Lee (Smithers' secret hum buddy all along) all make passionate monkey love like back in the good old days when you could get a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel. With enough change to ride the trolley from battery park to the polo grounds for a nickel!!! After that Mr.Burns comes out of the closet and dedicates his life to making his threeway gay marriage with Lee and Smithers legally recognized.  p.s. frankly i dont participate in or enjoy in any way gay sex, bu thats just the way i think its gonna be - MARTIN "steamed hams" BARREDA

Thano: Suuuuurrrre you don't.
Michael: I kinda feel bad for Lee, this whole gay thing is never gonna go away.
Eric: But, maybe we can create a new Lee! ::hands Justin a purse, lipstick, and a purple dress::
Justin: Oooh, this purse really brings out my feminine side.

 

Is the elephant gray or in that darker brown color?cos..i prefer gray. yes. well, the nuclear power plant will go under some chemical explotion caused by Homer's donuts and Smithers gets stuck in the rubble and ends up like Martin did in the gym science fair explotion with the whole phantom of the opera thing and stalks Mr. Burns. and then Mr. Burns rehires homer as his personal asistant and Homer eventually burns Mr. Burns to death with coffee. yeah. heehee.. Burns gets burned...well yeah...my elephant's gonna be gray right? - Jessenia "it smells like otto's jacket" Arteaga

Thano: Your elephant will be... invisible.
Justin: Purple's a fruit...
Michael: And so is Justin.
Eric: That joke never gets old.

Thano: Haha... he just fell asle... ::snore::
Michael: ::Steals wallet::
AJ: Michael, when you grab his wallet, you don't have to keep your hand on his ass.

 

Smithers will continue to be Burns' lackey. He will end up using his week-long vacation to go to Hawaii with John (from "Homer`s Phobia"), and they will get married down there. John will be the perfect significant other, but Smithers, whom is still in love with Burns, will barely notice John. One day, while delivering Smithers' lunch, which he forgot, he catches Smithers making one of his many fanasy comments to Burns, then drooling over him when Burns isn`t looking. Crushed, John will go to the Simpsons' home, where he will enlighten the Simpsons of what has been happening since he and Smithers got married. Homer decides to try to get Smithers to see what a great guy he has, and to try to get him off of his obsession with Burns. However, no matter how hard he tries, it never works, and finally, out of rage, Homer tells Burns how Smithers feels about him. When Burns questions Smithers, Smithers admits that it used to be true, but he just realised that John is the one for him. We cut to John`s store, where he sets up shelves depressively. In a take-off of "An Officer and A Gentleman", Smithers enters, and carried John out. - Hadisia, Sideshow Bob`s younger half-sister

Thano: And IIIIIIIIII will always love YOUUUUUUU! No wait, that was the bodyguard. Boy does Kevin Costner know how to pick em!
AJ: Two Words--Waterworld-- wait one word, no no, two words.
Eric: Silly Florida school system.

 

Right, brother, I have, brother, some good ideas, brother. 1. Well, brother, Smithers will announce his love for Burnsie, brother, and Burnsie is shocked, brother. Brother, maybe he wished Smithers was a girl, brother. Anyway, brother, he gets his identical brother, brother and gets him up with Smithers, brother, cause he's homo too, brother. Smithers realises Burnsie's evil scheme, brother, and, brother writes a letter; Dear Burnie, brother, Welcome to Dumpsville, brother. Population, you. Oh Brother. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 2. Brother, Burnsie gets knocked on the head by oh saaaaaayyyyyyy....Lisa, brother, cause sax sounds like tax, brother. Heh heh heh. So, brother, this is the script, brother..... Burns: Were am I? Brother? Who am I? Brother? Smithers: Well, brother, you're a homo, brother. So am I, brother. You're my partner in crime, brother. Burns: Yes! {the two snog, brother} Well, brother, this, brother has been, brother, Hulk Hogaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (gunshots) Ahem.Ahem. Mr. Hogan has been removed. Eric, put me back!!!! I'm not fully defrosted!!! {snaps in two} I can't feel anything below my left cummerbund. (gunshots) Nothing is wrong. Ahem. All hail Foley! Signed  Mick -- sorry, little boy. Ahem. Shut up, Mr. Socko! Don't take that tone of voice with me, young soc -- (punches him out) Can't we all just...get along?  - Craig "I'm ever so pissed!" Fotheringham

Thano: Stop saying brother.
Michael: Amen to that.... brother.
Thano: ::hits Michael over head with billy club::

 

Permiscuous gay sex with many anonymous partners. - Ryan Irvine

Thano: You'd like to think so, wouldn't you.
Michael: Think so? He knows so!

 

I THINK THAT SMITHERS SHOULD PROPOSE TO BURNS AND BURNS SAYS NO AND FIRES HIM AND THEN SMITHERS KILLS BURNS - STEVE"WHAT AM I THE ANSWER MAN?"LACEY

THANO: THAT IS THE COOLEST RESPONSE EVER MAYBE AFTER BURNS CAN COME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND KILL SMITHERS THROUGH BOBO SO THEY'LL BOTH BE IN HELL AND THEN THE DEVIL WILL BE EATING ICE CREAM!
Justin: Wouldn't it melt?

 

mr.burns gets run over by a truck and he is on his deathbed and smithers gives mr.burns a kiss on the lips and mr.burns wakes up and gets better and fires smithers and smithers gets drunk and gets run over by mr.burns and dies.mr.burns hires carl. - jason

Thano: I bet Carl would make a much better assistant than Smithers if ya know what I mean. You don't? Well neither do I.

 

smithers will hold his obsession until one day homer causes yet ANOTHER accident at the plant during which smithers spontaneously combusts, mr. burns then transforms himself into a robot and uses a squirt gun appendage to stop the flames. it's revealed that mr. burns has really been a cyborg all along and smithers goes into a deep depression where all he eats is cheez wiz and pickles. - liselle

Thano: Wow. You guys are insane.
Michael: Are they, or is it... YOU.
AJ: All I got to say is pass me what that guy was smoking.

 

I figure that Smithers reveals his secret to Mr. Burns and they have gay orgys everday and every night, kinda like at ET... - The Mysterious Anal Probe

Thano: We have gay orgies at ET? Have you guys not been telling me something?
AJ: Why am I just learning this now? That Thano is such a fox....
Michael: By gay orgies, he means tea parties.
Eric: Michael, you're late, the tea is getting cold! And that bastard Englishman stole all my biscuits!
Hari Wierny: That's a bloody shame.
Eric: Get the hell out.

 

I bet in the final Simpsons episode in the year 2007, Smithers will make out with Mr. Burns right before Burns has a heart attack and dies. Between then...Um, Smithers will become the first male rhythmic gymnast to compete at the Olympic Games. And as for Burns...Um, some gold digger like Anna Nicole Smith marries him, hoping he dies and she can "inherit" all of his money. Of course Smithers is traumatized by this and quits training for a second Olympics, and then kills Burn's skank, but he doesn't get caught because that fat, incompetant Police Chief Wiggam would rather go get a donut than solve the crime. That loser probably licks the shake 'n' bake bag when he's done with it. Oh, well, um, the end. - Craig Williams

Thano: I lick the shake'n'bake bag when I'm done. Does that make me a bad person?
Michael: ::spits out chicken:: Aww man, I have no idea where your lips have been!
Thano: Yes you do.

 

Mr Burns and Smithers will realize that they are really the Ambiguously Gay Duo and save the world from it's evil doers...in thier sexual ways. And then Stampy will turn into thier little mobile...hehehe! Can't you see that they are gay!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA *hits head against computer* Ow! That really hurt? Cool Huh? *hears complete silence* Well Screw You Too!!!!!! - Crazy Girl

Thano: The ambiguously gay duo are gay? Seems that the power of suggestion has escaped me.
Michael: By Ambiguously gay duo, he means Justin and his hand. **rimshot**

 

Mr. Burns will go bankrupt and will be killed by an angry mob. Then mr. Smithers will become a drunk and resort to watching........COMEDY CENTRAL argggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Christian

Thano: Hey! Comedy Central has good quality progr... ahahahehaehehaheah... ohh, I almost did it that time.
Michael: No way, Battlebots rule. 

 

tshhhhhhhh is that the prize how the hell is that gonna be able to get to new zealand?? - Tim Fine

Eric: We'll have Stampy take the Spruce Moose! Hop in, Thano. ::pulls out gun::
Thano: Ohhh... great.

 

I believe that Smithers is going to join a Satan Worshipping group, because then he can worship his one true god, Mr Burns.  All Heil Burns! All Heil Burns!  All Must bow down to the mighty power of Burns! ::Dave falls off a building:: YEEEEAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH  - Dave Jones

Eric: We'll try this again tomorrow.
Thano: I think our new domain is over stimulating the visitors.

 

*To the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star* Waylon & Monty in a car, Where are they going? Not that far, Driving down, to the store, The car just crashed, they're on the floor, A hush falls, across the town, Waylon goes up, and Burns' goes down. - Razor

Thano: You wrote your response to twinkle, twinkle little star? I don't know what to say to that.
Justin: That John Denver's full of shit...
Nate: Clown penis.

 

I would kill Maude by ....opps,wrong D`oh.But now I shall stop you realising my mistake by deystroying your house,your neighbors house,Russia...Only joking.URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!opps,my head blew up. - piKAchu

Thano: You sir, are retarted. 
Justin: Hay, dunt mAkee Fun uf we todd id pee pul.
Michael: ::Throws beer bottle at Justin, hits Nate instead::
Nate: Aah, my eyes, the goggles do nothing!
Justin: On no, Nate's beautiful face! Uhh... I mean.. I heard that it was beautiful.

 

I would write the script of Burns being gay, then throw the script at Nate. - Weirdo

Nate: No... no... script.. bring pain!
Eric: Leave Nate alone, you horrible man.

 

Ok, ok, ive got it, alright. now then, Mr. Smithers and Mr. Burns will be out for a drive at night, and, um, one of them will die. Yeah! Death! Death Rules! Yeah! ok, so, um, Smithers runs for help, but, he relises there isnt anyone around for a few miles. Alright, then, um, Smithers comes back to Burns, and, before Burns dies, he signs ownership of the Nuclear Power Plant to Smithers. Then, Barney, who got a job as a Truck Driver just like Thanos, runs over Smithers, and, scratches out Smithers name on the sign over papers and puts his own so he owns the plant. But, then, um, Duff Man plants a car bomb on the Truck and he kills Barney. Yeah! More Death! Death Rules! Yeah! Then, um, Duff Man dies. - Jengi Sythic

Thano: What the hell are you talking about, I don't drive a truck.
Michael: I do, a nice Chevy Silverado. Eat that.
Thano: Well, alright. Do I get a Miata for desert?

 

Using to my future-telling machine thingy, I foresee...I foresee...OH GOOD LORD! That's not right! I see...a Teletubby in the White House! And, and...Richard Simmons sweeping the Oscars! Now, as for answering your question, I see that Smithers reveals himself to be Thano in disguise! And Burns is really Lee! - Stretch Dude

Thano: Hey Stretch Dude, where's Clobber Girl? Hahahehaheheahea... oh I know it's not funny, but someone had to say it.

 

What does the future hold for Mr.Burns and Smithers? Good question. I'm pretty sure everyone will answer "Mr. Burns decides he's gay as well, and runs off with Smithers to the Ka-Boom Sha-Boom Cafe" So I'll be unique and say that a few years down the line, Mr. Burns sadly passes away, and Smithers, the only person in his will, takes over the plant, and makes it a nice place to work, as well as good for the enviroment. After 20 years working at the plant, he decides to retire and hand the plant over to his loyal co worker, Smingers. Smithers then takes a vacation to Mexico, where he meets a nice man named, oh I don't know, lets say his name is Jose. Jose leaves Mexico with Smithers and they live together and are happy. Well, unless this is season 12, where, after Mr. Bunrs dies (He fell into a reactor at the plant after a freak parachute accedent encouraged by who elses but Homer) Somebody (I don't know who, use your imagination people!)reads his will only to find that he left everything to Homer. Homer takes charge of the plant, only to run it down to nothing, and everyone is fired. Meanwhile, Smithers is welcomed into the Simpson house, where he lives, working as a house maid, and Marge feels very insecure about that. During this, Homer is chased through the street by an angry mob of ex-employees of the power plant. He is about to be cornered, when Barney rescues Homer with that giant fan thingy Moe used in that episode where Homer fights Dedrick Tateum, you know what I'm talking about. Well, little do we know, but Barney is drunk, and crashed the fan, with Barney and Homer still attached, into that mountain we saw in the Powersauce episode, but not before Homer can reveal to Barney that he is gay. Now wasnt that a nice, happy ending? - Maddie C.

Thano: Hah! You thought you were being original, but a guy two posts before was getting at the same thing... till he called me a truck driver... lousy Jengi. *shakes fist*
Justin: Powersauce, eh?
Eric: Is that all you say?!
Justin: Heh.

 

Smithers and Mr. Burns finally get engaged. However, at the gay bar where they were supposed to have their honeymoon, Lee accidentally bumps Mr. Burns off the bars balcony.  Smihers starts crying, and so Lee feels sorry for him and marries smithers. They held their wedding ceremony at a local daycare, and were very happy. Meanwhile, Thano who had just drank 30 bottles of vodka, and ate 28 of the corks wandered by the gay bar to discover Mr. Burns' corpse. Instead of eating the brains like he usually does, Thano puts the brain in his giant robot, that he just so happens to keep in his garage. The new revived robo-burns goes wild and stomps away, squashing the caged Eric. Thano faints due to breathing air. Robob-burns then sees Smithers with Lee and gets enraged. Burns grabs Lee and is about to eat him, but Russ comes in to save the day. But Russ gets eaten and so does Lee. JUstin comes in to try to save them, but gets killed by the lasers which shoot out of the three spots at the side of burns' head. Then burns explodes in a massive thermo-nuclear explosion that killes three quarters of the population of the world. The explosion sends the earth in a collision path into the sun. Meanwhile, Michael who is sitting on his money pile in his cottage at Micronesia spontaneously combusts. - D "I'm telling you, my baby beat me up!" man

Thano: Heh, the funny thing about this is that I am quite the drunk. Ask Eric.
Michael: Thano, diet pepsi does not contain alcohol.
Thano: Well... I wasn't drinking diet, I was drinking regular. So, hah!
AJ: Heh he forgot to let something bad happen to me. Oh wait I don't work here so that may be why. I feel so alone, so very alone. Someone ....please hold me.
Justin: No, I hate you, AJ.... ohhh, how could I stay mad at you. ::hugs AJ::

 

Charles Montgomery Burns died on July 23, 1998 of old age. If there is an afterlife, Burns probably is in hell or reincarnated as a protozoan or bacterium. Waylon Smithers was one of the speakers at Burns' funeral. He inherited half of Burns' money, about $800 million. The rest went to living relatives and a few funds. Smithers now is working as an aide to Lenny. Most episodes after 8F24 are fictional. However, Mr. Burns was wounded by Maggie Simpson when she was three. The event inspired "Who Shot Mr. Burns?". Currently, Smithers is openly gay and a member of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance. All this was taken from town records when I used my trans-reality machine to take me to TV Land. - Nerdspringer

Thano: Heh heh heh, bacterium... did you say something?
AJ: He knows the episodes by code numbers.....NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDD! Hey pal! Did you get a load of the nerd?
Eric: Pardon me?

 

Harry Shearer's vicious circle of self-adoration will cause him to mate with himself. Excellent! - Daniel Switkin

Eric: A horrible fate for Harry Shearer... is only one of the possible answers for this question. Now let's read some more.

 

In an attempt to stay young Mr. Burns has a time machine created that would make him young again and him and Smingers(Smithers stays his own age as the time machine was built especailly for Mr.Burn's genetic make-up) go back in time to the early thirtes creating a black and white detecive agency. Mr. Burns, now young again, has sex with all their female clientile(women were alot looser back then). Sadly, Smithers becomes more sexually frustated then ever. Not just because Mr. Burns is his age and in his prime and having sex with vast, vast, vast, vast number of hot ladies. Vast. But also because in the 1930's it's considered "wrong in the head" to be gay. But what he lacks in sex he makes up for in crime fighting! BOO-YAH! - Patrick McFadden

Thano: Smithers would be quite the crime figher if you ask me.
Michael: Yeah, and a mighty gay one if you ask me.
AJ: When you say gay, you mean happy. Right?
Eric: The Flintstones taught you well, AJ.

 

First, Mr. Burns will invent a magical DeLorean that travels through time. Then Smithers and Mr. Burns travel through time to the stone age and meet with the Flintstones and the Jetsons, who happened to also travel back in time with a magical DeLorean. So Burns and Smithers are stranded in the Stone Age seeing as how all of the magical DeLoreans were destroyed in a freak roller coaster accident. Luckily, the Great Gazoo, the Flintstones' magical gimpy friend, sends both groups back to their respective times and places. Then Gazoo sends Fred Flintstone into a primitive volcano, where he screams "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" - What a Silly Bunt

Thano: You win.
Frank: No he doesn't.
Thano: Who the hell are you?
Frank: Don't get technical on me.
Justin: Isn't he that jerk who revealed the magician's secrets?
AJ: That bastard put hard working magicians like David Copperfield, and you know that
other guy, out of business, you know the with the blade and thingy. Oh to hell with this. 

Thano: You know what? You couldn't be more right. You win.
Frank: Nope.
Thano: Where do you keep coming from!?
Frank: *disappears*
Thano: That's the last time I take those pills.
Justin: ::Reads bottle:: What's estrogen?

 

Mr. Burns will eventually give up his evil ways so he can pursue a fulfilling career as a technical consultant for the show "Shasta McNasty". He then settles down with Smithers in a high rise condominium in LA where they spend their days feeding each other grapes and watching Comedy Central. Smithers starts his own internet auction company at www.malibustacycanbeyours.com where collectors can buy rare and expensive Malibu Stacy items. Mr. Burns is soon kicked off the set of "Shasta McNasty" for allegedly calling Jake Busey an "uncouth nappy-haired ragamuffin". Smithers consoles Mr. Burns by slowly massaging a piece of partially chewed lobster down his throat. Smithers becomes very successful with his internet company and is bequeathed the title of "internet mogul" by Forbes Magazine. Mr. Burns fills up his time by writing his autobiography "The Dawn of Man and Other Moments of My Life". The book is a bestseller and soon Mr. Burns is hired by the LA Times to write his award winning column "Excellent!" Mr. Burns' fame skyrockets when the LA radio station KROQ offers him a primetime talk-radio show. Drunk on his own power and half a pound of opium, Mr. Burns runs for mayor of Los Angeles. The stresses of campaigning and Monty's ever increasing ether addiction prove too much for Smithers. He realizes that the evil millionaire he once knew and loved is gone so he runs away with Bill Gates. Mr. Burns loses the election to Gary Coleman who leads Los Angeles into a new golden age. Mr. Burns continues his never-ending downward spiral of opium and improv comedy until he can take it no more. He eventually takes own life in his Malibu estate by cancelling the eternal life clause in his contract with the Devil. - Eric Browner

Thano: Heh, that's brilliant. You win. Seriously this time. ::hits Frank over the head with a frying pan::
Joe: Who the hell was Frank anyway?
Thano: That's it, I'm outta here. 

 

I think Smithers will be buried alive *on top of Mr Burns*. And Thano u da man, u hook up with does chicks, keep Russ locked in that cupboard wont ya - Morgan

Thano: Word bredron. Check it one time!
Michael: Thano, taking a picture with Eric's mom does not make you a pimp.
AJ: Russ? Why does that name sound so familar....oh dear GOD we forgot Russ. I better hurry and let him out before something bad happens t....screw that it is 4th and 1 for the Bucs.

 

I don't feel like answering this question, so I'll put down an answer to the Just D'oh It #1. My answer is : Bash them over the heads with hippos. - Sluggo

Eric: Hmm, we never tried that. Thano, release the hippos! Aaaah... why are they biting me?! Didn't you feed them these past few weeks?
Thano: Knew I forgot something.

 

Hehheheheheheh... Of all the raunchy questions you came up with, you found this one on the dark recesses of your mind on (you guessed it) YMCA DAY! WHOOOOOO!  ( Now, going onto the answer, Monty will go on a mission to mars and Smithers will end up working on a local Hooters. What were you expecting, oh gay horny ones?..) - Chocopuff

Justin: Who are you calling horny?
Thano: Yo momma! Awww sheeeeiit.

 

Smithers wins the Miss Teen USA pagent and Burns finally realizes that his assistant is gay. But Smithers falls in love with Brian Boitano. - Amanda "the electric yellow's got me by the brain banana" York

Eric : So that's what Brian Boitano would do.
Thano: ...if he were here today!

 

Razor: Well, we're back with another fun-filled Just D'oh It submission, even though we didn't quite manage to win last time. I place the blame for that entirely where it belongs...on Ruudboy's shoulders. Ruudboy: What are you talking about? I didn't do anything to make us lose! If you ask me, it was all your fault, because you must have made the ET staff angry at us by suggesting that they're in cahoots in Fox.  Razor: I didn't mean any harm, so shut up for a minute and let me answer this month's question. Hopefully, we might actually win this time, but it's doubtful, seeing as how you're more unlucky to have around than Jinx Malloy. Ruudboy: Who? Razor: Never mind. Anyway, here's what we think the future holds for Mr. Burns and Smithers: Exactly three years, five days, two hours, and twenty-eight minutes from now, Smithers will finally get up the courage to admit his true feelings to Mr. Burns after being dumped by his current, uh... life partner, Sideshow Mel, who had come out of the closet several months earlier and had been fired from the Krusty the Klown show as a result. When Smithers informs Mr. Burns that he has always been "attracted" to him, Burns assures his syncopatic friend that he had indeed suspected there was something more to their relationship than just master/lackey.  However, Burns tells Smithers, before anything else can happen, he has a secret of his own which he must reveal. Smithers promises to "stand by his man" no matter what the secret turns out to be, but then Burns rips off his face and confirms our worst suspicions: that he is actually an evil, blood-drinking alien from a galaxy light-years away. At first, Smithers vomits and almost faints from the shock of finding out that his closest associate makes a regular habit of drinking human blood. However, he eventually comes around and decides that outward appearances really don't matter; after all, it's what you have on the inside that counts. So, Smithers proposes to the alien formerly known as C. Montgomery Burns, and the two live together happily ever after, at least until the alien gets hungry one day and decides to eat his partner's brain. Ruudboy: That was, to put it lightly, the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my entire life. Still, it does kind of make sense when you think about it... Razor: Of course it does. Now give us our prize! I hope it's a box full of human brains. Mmm, brains... - Razor and Ruudboy

Thano: Ahh, you two crack me up. You don't win, but the wackyness ensues next week! Yay!
AJ: These guys suck. Michael, have them killed.
Eric: Permission denied. Michael, chase away AJ.
Michael: Can do!

 

I do believe when Mr. Burns dies, Smithers gets the honor of being buried alive within Mr. Burns's tomb. - Matt

Thano: Sorta like in Eyes Wide Shut when Tom Cruise has sex with that dead girl, but it never really happens in the movie because it was only a rumor. Entertainment Tonight are nothing but false information toting liars.
Justin: Does anyone else realize that Evergreen Terrace and Entertainment Tonight have the same initials? ::Looks around::
Eric: This will be Justin's final Just D'oh It.

 

Mr. Burns will be a cyborg robot but still havethe same head and Smithers will be his faithful cyber-dog and they will live in the year 10,000 AD where Apes rule the Earth and they have slaves that look like Homer. Mr. Burns will loose Bobo. If I don't win I'll tell Fox's lawyer's about all the piles of money you make from this site and they will sue you. If you don't even post my reply I'll get Merdoch who owns News Corp. which owns Fox to sue you for billions of dollars for things you didn't do. If you don't belive me, I was the one who set Lee onto Russ. - MCNY

Thano: Oh god... it was you! Eric, do something!
Michael: I can't find Eric at all. Oh wait, there he is, hiding in the corner.
Eric: He's bluffing. ::seconds later, FOX lawyers arrive at Eric's door:: Help, heeelp me!

The Winner: Same as now. - Yuri

Eric : Brilliant, you win! Because we all know that's exactly how they're gonna end up. Now let's forget this Just D'oh It edition ever occurred.
Thano: It was your idea in the first place.

Conclusion : After this, we never want to see the words "gay sex" again.