http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php en Thu, 17 May 2012 00:02:35 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.nohomers.net/images/misc/rss.jpg http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6145 Mon, 14 May 2012 01:29:42 GMT Pizza, party at your house
I went, just to check it out
Nineteen, extra larges
What a shame
No one came

Just us, eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense, lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced

Pizza all day
And every day
There's cheese 'round the clock
It's gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity
Tell me

Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated, in the bathroom
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no

I was, feelin' pretty down
'Til my, girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say

In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the, question there that night
I was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me
Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddenly spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me
Tell me

How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
(Ooh)


I had, so much on my mind
I thought, maybe I'd unwind
Try out, that new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see
Tell me

Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvienience
Oh man, I really hate it
(Such a drag, now)
I can't eat I can't breathe I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated

Oh no, why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
(Yeah, yeah!)
I gotta tell ya
Life without a head kinda makes me irritated
(What a bummer)
I can't blink I can't cough I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no ]]> Handsome B. Wonderful http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6145 http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6144 Sun, 06 May 2012 21:59:47 GMT haha bart. don't you all agree this is the greatest cycle in the history of the show.










]]> Jerkass Homer http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6144 http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6142 Wed, 02 May 2012 20:31:40 GMT the community sucks the end the community sucks


the end ]]> Handsome B. Wonderful http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6142 http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6141 Wed, 02 May 2012 20:24:48 GMT the episodes are hilarious, so i love the season. the episodes are hilarious, so i love the season. ]]> melody nelson http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6141 http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6140 Wed, 02 May 2012 01:57:25 GMT he's an hilarious guy, but i hate him. ]]> Jerkass Homer http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6140 http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6139 Tue, 01 May 2012 22:05:52 GMT the episodes are terrible, the characters hollow, the resolutions awful, but i like the season. the episodes are terrible, the characters hollow, the resolutions awful, but i like the season. ]]> Handsome B. Wonderful http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6139 http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6138 Mon, 30 Apr 2012 06:06:59 GMT the episodes are hilarious, but i hate the season. the episodes are hilarious, but i hate the season. ]]> Jerkass Homer http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6138 http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6136 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 03:21:27 GMT My previously list was very strange. It contained many "so-so" post-classical episodes, but didn't include a lot of great classical.
Now I have corrected all the errors. So, that's my the list of 100 best episodes (after watching 499 episodes):

100. Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington (S3)
99. Chief of Hearts (S21)
98. Simple Simpson (S15)
97. Krusty Gets Kancelled (S4)
96. In Marge We Trust (S8)
95. The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star (S16)
94. My Mother the Carjacker (S15)
93. I am Furious Yellow (S13)
92. Lisa's Date wih Density (S8)
91. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily (S7)
90. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? (S4)
89. Lisa Simpson, This Isn’t Your Life (S22)
88. Smart and Smarter (S15)
87. Sideshow Bob Roberts (S6)
86. 'Round Springfield (S6)
85. Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in: "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish" (S7)
84. The Call of the Simpsons (S1)
83. Grift of the Magi (S11)
82. The Front (S4)
81. The Joy of Sect (S9)
80. Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming (S7)
79. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace (S10)
78. Mayored to the Mob (S10)
77. Black Widower (S3)
76. Mom and Pop Art (S10)
75. The Way We Weren't (S15)
74. Hungry Hungry Homer (S12)
73. Missionary: Impossible (S11)
72. The Great Louse Detective (S14)
71. Last Tap Dance in Springfield (S11)
70. Blame It On Lisa (S13)
69. Boy Meets Curl (S21)
68. The PTA Disbands (S6)
67. Homer Badman (S6)
66. The Crepes of Wrath (S1)
65. Lisa's Wedding (S6)
64. Treehouse of Horror IX (S10)
63. Lisa's Sax (S9)
62. Bart of Darkness (S6)
61. Homer's Triple Bypass (S4)
60. Holidays of Future Passed (S22)
59. E-I-E-I-D'oh (S11)
58. Skinner's Sense of Snow (S12)
57. Marge in Chains (S4)
56. The Blunder Years (S13)
55. Bart Sells His Soul (S7)
54. Mother Simpson (S7)
53. Mountain of Madness (S8)
52. Summer of 4 Ft 2 (S7)
51. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish (S2)
50. The Book Job (S23)
49. Marge vs the Monorail (S4)
48. Lisa on Ice (S6)
47. Brush With Greatness (S2)
46. Eeny Teeny Maya Moe (S20)
45. Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner (S11)
44. The Seemingly Never-Ending Story (S17)
43. Deep Space Homer (S5)
42. The Great Simpsina (S22)
41. Homer Scissorhands (S22)
40. Treehouse of Horror VII (S8)
39. Team Homer (S7)
38. Fraudcast News (S15)
37. Poppa’s Got a Brand New Badge (S13)
36.Trehouse of Horror XX (S21)
35. Stealing First Base (S21)
34. I Love Lisa (S4)
33. Rosebud (S5)
32. Homer at the Bat (S3)
31. Lost Our Lisa (S9)
30. Das Bus (S9)
29. Flaming Moe's (S3)
28. Brother From Another Series (S8)
27. Bart the Lover (S3)
26. Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song (S5)
25. Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind (S19)
24. 24 Minutes (S18)
23. Who Shot Mr Burns (Part Two) (S7)
22. Who Shot Mr Burns (Part One) (S6)
21. The Boy Who Knew Too Much (S5)
20. Bart on the Road (S7)
19. Gone Maggie Gone (S20)
18. Grade School Confidential (S8)
17. El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jomer (S8)
16. The Last Temptation of Homer (S5)
15. Tis the Fifteenth Season (S15)
14. Bart the Murderer (S3)
13. Last Exit to Springfield (S4)
12. 22 Short Films About Springfield (S7)
11. The Computer Wore Menace Shoes (S12)
10. Treehouse of Horror V (S6)
9. The City of New York vs Homer Simpson (S9)
8. King-Size Homer (S7)
7. Cape Feare (S5)
6. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo (S10)
5. Lisa's First Word (S4)
4. Trilogy of Error (S12)
3. Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment (S8)
2. Duffless (S4)
1. The Springfield Files (S8)

S1- 2
S2- 2
S3- 7
S4- 9
S5- 6
S6- 9
S7- 11
S8- 9
S9- 5
S10- 5
S11- 5
S12- 4
S13- 4
S14- 1
S15- 6
S16- 1
S17- 1
S18- 1
S19- 1
S20- 2
S21- 4
S22- 3
S23- 2 ]]> Safety Inspector http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6136 http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6135 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 20:46:46 GMT Don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey, Jude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under her skin
Then you begin
To make it better

And anytime you feel the pain
Hey, Jude, refrain
Don't carry the world
Up on your shoulder
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

Hey, Jude, don't let me down
You have fun yeah, now go and get her
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better ]]> Handsome B. Wonderful http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6135 http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6134 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 21:52:53 GMT as an hommage to melody nelson.....oh make that homage, i have compiled my top 10 favourite records of all time.



1. absurd-ep 7"
2. ozone-walk on 12"
3. chronic disorder-ep 7"
4. the middle class-out of vogue 7"
5. big boys-where's my towel/industry standard 12"
6. the dicks-hate the police 7"
7. blacula-gene page soundtrack 12"
8. ronnie laws-friends and strangers 12"
9. jerry's kidz-well fed society 7"
10. fat larry's band-close encounters of a funky kind/spacin' out 12" ]]> Jerkass Homer http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6134 http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6133 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:28:59 GMT Image: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51zGa9nuA1L._AA115_.jpg Image: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515UwYE4aGL._AA115_.jpg Image: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51-6RalMRLL._AA115_.jpg Image: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/11IYJlCbumL._AA115_.jpg Image:...

top ten albums of all time
1. bob dylan - blonde on blonde (1966)
2. charles mingus - black saint and the sinner lady (1963)
3. nas - illmatic (1994)
4. the strokes - is this it (2001)
5. beach boys - pet sounds (1966)
6. the beatles - white album (1968)
7. destroyer - 's rubies (2006)
8. modest mouse - the moon & antarctica (2001)
9. radiohead - ok computer (1997)
10. dusty springfield - dusty in memphis (1969) ]]> melody nelson http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6133 http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6132 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 07:07:14 GMT I've decided to compile a list of my 50 favourite episodes of all-time

1. Lemon of Troy (S6)
2. Summer of 4 Ft 2 (S7)
3. Who Shot Mr Burns (Part One) (S6)
4. Homer the Great (S6)
5. The Springfield Files (S8)
6. Bart Sells His Soul (S7)
7. Radio Bart (S3)
8. Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood (S5)
9. Cape Feare (S5)
10. Marge Be Not Proud (S7)
11. Flaming Moe's (S3)
12. 22 Short Films About Springfield (S7)
13. The City of New York vs Homer Simpson (S9)
14. Bart's Comet (S6)
15. Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment (S8)
16. Mr Plow (S4)
17. The Last Temptation of Homer (S5)
18. Mother Simpson (S7)
19. Kamp Krusty (S4)
20. Bart of Darkness (S6)
21. Rosebud (S5)
22. Marge vs the Monorail (S4)
23. Homer's Phobia (S8)
24. Krusty Gets Busted (S1)
25. Treehouse of Horror V (S6)
26. Trilogy of Error (S12)
27. Homer's Enemy (S8)
28. My Sister, My Sitter (S8)
29. Lisa's Substitute (S2)
30. You Only Move Twice (S8)
31. Natural Born Kissers (S9)
32. Homer Loves Flanders (S5)
33. Bart on the Road (S7)
34. El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (S8)
35. Selma's Choice (S4)
36. Itchy and Scratchy Land (S6)
37. The Way We Was (S2)
38. Simpson Tide (S9)
39. Treehouse of Horror IV (S5)
40. Deep Space Homer (S5)
41. Homer Badman (S6)
42. Brother from the Same Planet (S4)
43. Lisa the Iconoclast (S7)
44. Bart the Daredevil (S2)
45. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson (S8)
46. Duffless (S4)
47. Homer the Heretic (S4)
48. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? (S3)
49. Lisa's Date with Density (S8)
50. Separate Vocations (S3)

S1 = 1
S2 = 3
S3 = 4
S4 = 7
S5 = 7
S6 = 8
S7 = 7
S8 = 9
S9 = 2
S12 = 1 ]]> leprechaun_dan http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6132 http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6131 Mon, 16 Apr 2012 11:50:53 GMT Finally, I finished that!

50. The Wettest Stories Ever Told
49. Revenge is a Dish Best Served 3 Times
48. Homer's Odyssey
47. The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed
46. Beyond Blunderdome
45. Gump Roast
44. Love Is a Many Strangled Thing
43. You Kent Always Say What You Want
42. Papa Don't Leech
41. Kill the Alligator and Run
40. The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants
39. All Singing, All Dancing
38. Selma's Choice
37. Elementary School Musical
36. Sweets and Sour Marge
35. Mona-Leaves-a
34. The Otto Show
33. Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble
32. Lisa The Vegetarian
31. The Last Temptation of Krusty
30. Barting Over
29. She Used to Be My Girl
28. Treehouse of Horror XXI
27. Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington
26. Smoke on the Daughter
25. You Only Move Twice
24. My Big Fat Geek Wedding
23. The Boys of Bummer
22. The Cartridge Family
21. Marge Simpson In: Screaming Yellow Honkers
20. Eight Misbehavin
19. Mobile Homer
18. Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
17. Marge's Son Poisoning
16. Homer the Whopper
15. Treehouse of Horror XVIII
14. The Real Housewives of Fat Tony
13. A Midsummer's Nice Dream
12. Pranks and Greens
11. Take My Life. Please
10. Pokey Mom
9. The Principal and the Pauper
8. E. Pluribus Wiggum
7. Another Simpsons Clip Show
6. That 90's Show
5. Don't Fear the Roofer
4. Co-Dependent's Day
3. He Loves To Fly and He D'ohs
2. The Debarted
1. Little Girl in the Big Ten

S1- 1
S3- 1
S4- 1
S6- 1
S7- 1
S8- 1
S9- 4
S10- 2
S11-3
S12- 1
S13- 3
S14- 2
S15- 2
S16- 3
S17-3
S18- 2
S19- 8
S20- 1
S21- 3
S22- 5
S23- 1 ]]> Safety Inspector http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6131 http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6130 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 02:47:49 GMT 1. Season 6 2. Season 5 3. Season 4 4. Season 9 5. Season 11 6. Season 7 7. Season 8 8. Season 10 9. Season 2 10. Season 1 1. Season 6
2. Season 5
3. Season 4
4. Season 9
5. Season 11
6. Season 7
7. Season 8
8. Season 10
9. Season 2
10. Season 1
11. Season 12
12. Season 3
13. Season 13 *end of the series for me* ]]> Jerkass Homer http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6130 http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6129 Wed, 11 Apr 2012 11:06:09 GMT (best and worst in season)

1. Season 8 (The Springfield Files- You Only Move Twice)
2. Season 7 (22 Short Films about Springfield- Lisa the Vegetarian)
3. Season 4 (Lisa's First Word- Selma's Choice)
4. Season 5 (Cape Feare -Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
5. Season 6 (Treehouse of Horror V- Another Simpsons Clip Show)
6. Season 3 (Bart the Murderer- The Otto Show)
7. Season 15 ('Tis The Fifteenth Season- Co-Dependent's Day)
8. Season 10 (Thirty Minutes over Tokyo- Marge Simpson In: Screaming Yellow Honkers)
9. Season 21 (Stealing First Base- Pranks and Greens)
10. Season 12 (Trilogy of Error- Pokey Mom)
11. Season 20 (Gone Maggie Gone- Take My Life Please)
12. Season 1 (The Crepeth of Wrath- Homer's Odyssey)
13. Season 13 (Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge- Little Girl in the Big Ten)
14. Season 11 (Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner- Eight Misbehavin')
15. Season 17 (The Seemingly Neverending Story- Marge's Son Poisoning)
16. Season 2 (One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish- Simpsons and Delilah)
17. Season 16 (The Father, The Son, and The Holy Guest Star- Don't Fear the Roofer)
18. Season 14 (The Great Louse Detective- Barting Over)
19. Season 18 (24 Minutes- The Boys of Bummer)
20. Season 22 (Homer Scissorhands- Midsummer Nice Dreams)
21. Season 19 (Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind- The Debarted)
22. Season 9 (The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson- Miracle on Evergreen Terrace) ]]> Safety Inspector http://www.nohomers.net/blog.php?b=6129