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  1. 18. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #11

    by , Yesterday at 11:26 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    the climax of SINGIN IN THE LANE was literally Bart deciding not to throw a cheeseburger at Lisa. you cannot make this shit up folks.

    I can't bowl no more. I got beer-pull tunnel syndrome.


    *very comical wailing*


    Another, please.
    *further extremely comical wailing*
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  2. mickey blue eyes



    i missed some great posts circa 2014-15
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  3. 17. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #10

    by , Yesterday at 12:45 AM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    THE OLD BLUE MAYOR SHE AIN'T WHAT SHE USED TO BE should honestly be egregious enough for a standalone blog but eh whatever I'm feelin generous so have this:



    I am not a whale! I am a man with blubber and several harpoon scars!




    *shitty whale noises*
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  4. Ted Danson still has the most punchable face ever

    by , 01-17-2018 at 05:20 AM (pax's fun house)


    Look at that guy! Don't you just wanna smash your knuckles against his schnoz? Cuz I have ever since I laid eyes on his dumb face. Also, the fact that he performed in blackface (at a roast no less!!!) makes me wanna hit him even harder.

    Hand me the brass knuckles, I'm going for it...

    *smashes against Ted Danson's stupid head* ...
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  5. 16. it's 1:53 AM and I'm tired from like 3 hours of sleep and just barely remembered to make this

    by , 01-17-2018 at 01:57 AM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    if I weren't a dum dum I prob would have given up daily blogs by now and yet here we are again.
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