bask in its shittiness, because it is 100% guaranteed you will never utter or hear a joke this bad in your entire life.
i'm going to sleep
I was never taught this. It seems REALLY obvious when I say it, and I'm sure I should have known, but somehow I didn't.
When someone gifts, gives, or creates anything for me, I'm supposed to react with pleasure and enthusiasm, even if I'm not blown away or impressed.
I always thought the best thing was to always be genuine and try to find something nice to say that was not a lie, and if I couldn't think of anything then I should just be vague and thank them and move on.
its neat 7.5/10
please don't read the title for fear of ruining my sense of humor. the taste of my mother's ham-and-cheese omelette still lingers on my tongue.