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Yes. A livestream.
It will be a one time event, and I can't stress that enough.
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I meant to post this sooner but I blew a circuit and lost internet connection when I plugged in an iron. Also, I had this done two days ago, but I had to retype the entire thing, because I clicked preview and it made me lose everything somehow. Hopefully this goes through.
So, even though it's Friday now, I'm still overwhelmed with excitement from last Sunday's fifth season premiere. Last season's finale, "Face Off" left us off with so much to speculate. Where
Updated 04-14-2014 at 12:03 AM by lionelhutz123
Tim Long isn't a very good writer, but he's good at coming up with gags about cows. The only good thing about the episode "Elementary school musical" is the cow joke. In the recent abomination season finale "Lisa goes gaga", there was a short scene featuring head banging cows riding the "Slaughterhouse Express"; probably the best part of the episode.
ALSO CHECK OUT THE EXCLUSIVE ALTERNATE ENDING
Seinfeld Fanfiction: The Bikelock System
Jerry: Why do they call it Jay? IT'S NOT HAY!
(the audience roars with laughter, a clear sign that Jerry Seinfeld is going to die in this episode)
(Jerry is making a piece of toast using nothing but his feet, causing his to slice his big toe off)
(Kramer destroys Jerry's door)
Kramer: Mr. Jerry, did you see the