I am bored, so I am making a blog post. I never make blog posts, but the standard for them is set about as low as my standards for a romantic partner. Thus, I don't need to worry that my blog posts will be seen as inferior. So this is it. This is my blog post. Thanks for reading.
Back when i made the original Garfish, I set out to make a great webcomic. It is, and It still holds up, but I just didn't have the technology back then to execute It perfectly, the way I envisioned It in my head. Now, with superior technology, I can bring to you all the definitive and true version of Garfish, for the first time ever!
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you now the world premiere of my passion project: GARFISH remastered! Enjoy!
Updated 01-12-2015 at 05:28 PM by handy wonder
i was walking down the street decked out in my john lennon-brand khakis and my pink floyd ray-bans. i was not wearing a shirt because i wanted to see my "FREDDIE MERCURY ROX" tattoo i had recently added to my chest. on my travels to the 7-Eleven to pick up some snacks for my regular basement-dwelling, i happened upon two young females sitting on a park bench. they had headphones on and were listening to some music. as i am an expert in the field, i was instantly drawn to these two fascinating
mutilated_lips: I had a dream that Handsome changed his name to Breaking Bad
mutilated_lips: what does this mean?
mutilated_lips: it was just a small fraction of the dream, but what the fuck?
mutilated_lips: and why did I dream it?