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[Int. day, the man is holding a gun against his head, and the toilet's bolts begin to wriggle. Could it be that he's becoming sentient to stop him? Nope, rare water problem. The man blows his brains out and the toilet sits there, as it is non-sentient.]
[Int. day, the toilet sees his owner about to take his own life, and tries to become somehow sentient to stop him and save his life. The bolts start to wriggle.]
[Int. day, bathroom, we see the toilet, being shat in by its owner. The owner cleans up, throws the poop-riddled toilet paper in the toilet's mouth, and leaves. The owner then shuts the toilet's mouth and washes his hands. He turns the lights off and leaves the bathroom. He then goes into his bedroom and put a gun against his head]
Updated 03-15-2013 at 12:53 PM by handsome_devil
[Int. day, bathroom, the toilet silently sighs in frustration because he can't talk and isn't sentient]