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  1. ask me a question

    by , 07-22-2012 at 02:48 PM (GABBIN' ABOUT GENOCIDE)
    i'm bored

    please ask me questions
  2. Lolcats' Gonna Have A Livestream

    Hello, fellow NHC members, I am the one and only lolcats, creator of Teh Samsins. You know that, but what you don't know is that I'm having a livestream.
    Yes. A livestream.

    It will be a one time event, and I can't stress that enough.

    Today will be the greatest of your puny worthless lives, so you don't want to miss it if you know what's good for you.


    The ...
  3. Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 1 "Live Free Or Die"

    I meant to post this sooner but I blew a circuit and lost internet connection when I plugged in an iron. Also, I had this done two days ago, but I had to retype the entire thing, because I clicked preview and it made me lose everything somehow. Hopefully this goes through.

    So, even though it's Friday now, I'm still overwhelmed with excitement from last Sunday's fifth season premiere. Last season's finale, "Face Off" left us off with so much to speculate. Where ...
  4. Slaughterhouse Express

    Tim Long isn't a very good writer, but he's good at coming up with gags about cows. The only good thing about the episode "Elementary school musical" is the cow joke. In the recent abomination season finale "Lisa goes gaga", there was a short scene featuring head banging cows riding the "Slaughterhouse Express"; probably the best part of the episode.

    Cows ...
  5. Seinfeld Fanfiction #1: The Bikelock System

    Seinfeld Fanfiction: The Bikelock System


    Jerry: Why do they call it Jay? IT'S NOT HAY!

    (the audience roars with laughter, a clear sign that Jerry Seinfeld is going to die in this episode)

    ACT 1:

    (Jerry is making a piece of toast using nothing but his feet, causing his to slice his big toe off)

    (Kramer destroys Jerry's door)

    Kramer: Mr. Jerry, did you see the ...