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  1. 24. in which I make the case that urinals are better than stalls for peeing

    by , 01-25-2018 at 01:56 AM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    1. you don't have to worry about aim. unless you are very very bad at peeing, which is a story for another blog
    2. peeing in stalls is loud as shit. everyone gets to hear your pee splashing. the alternative is to aim for the sides of the bowl but why put yourself through that challenge.
    3. you save water. #CaliforniaDrought
    4. you don't have to deal with gross stalls with toilet paper and other delectable items all over the place. there are of course exceptions but I'd argue ...
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  2. 23. itbs (In This Blog Series) you recommend movies and I may or may not watch them #1

    by , 01-24-2018 at 12:59 AM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    that's right, it's your once in a lifetime chance to get me to watch whatever shit you throw at me. keep it to one movie per person tho so I don't get swamped. also I reserve the right to reject things without giving you a reason.
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  3. 22. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #13

    by , 01-23-2018 at 12:17 AM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    oh ok I see why people liked GONE BOY oh wait hold on Sideshow Bob literally changes his mind and stops his evil plan what the hell. anyway here's some dialogue from two boys who are about to die:

    -Wow! For a 50-year-old missile, it's in terrific shape!
    -Shut up!
    -I'm a kid who appreciates things that last.


    And with that we wrap up another batch of Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes. till the return ...
  4. 21. Let this picture of a mallard brighten up your day

    by , 01-22-2018 at 01:09 AM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    Cool animal.

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  5. 20. in which I do not steal the spotlight of the latest flim liveblog

    by , 01-21-2018 at 12:14 AM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    fern
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