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  1. Christmas Cat-Ass Trophy Part 1 of 1

    by , 12-25-2015 at 06:27 PM (BMC's Weak Blog with a Weak Title)
    Once upon a time there was a deranged man who had an obsession with killing pets. He killed someone's cat during a home invasion and he took it home and turned it's ass into a trophy.

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  2. my confession

    by , 12-24-2015 at 03:33 PM (Than Wyenn Memorial Productions)
    I wasn't planning to admit this secret until next April, but I feel that the time is right now. (Clears throat) I've told everyone on this forum that I'm 24. But that's a lie. I'm only 12. I haven't even hit puberty yet. That's about it really. And sorry about lying about my age and all...
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  3. Christmas Apostrophe part 3 of 30

    by , 12-24-2015 at 10:36 AM (GABBIN' ABOUT GENOCIDE)
  4. BMC rates and reviews bands Episode 1: Staind

    by , 12-24-2015 at 03:06 AM (BMC's Weak Blog with a Weak Title)
    DISCLAIMER: BMC's real opinions on the band may or not be exaggerated to make this blog post more interesting.

    So, Staind is an American band from Springfield... I wonder if The Simpsons have ever ran into one of the band members at the Kwik-E-Mart. Nah, if they have ever met they would've been in an episode already. Let's start off with the band name and how awful it is. My first impression with Staind was their name and it immediately made me think of shit staind-underwear and I ...
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  5. Pkkao's Stunning Vacation in San Francisco - Part 4 of 14

    by , 12-24-2015 at 01:27 AM (Pilcrows, pianos, and pilsners oh my)
    I saw a wild cat today. It was the first cat I've seen in at least two years. please take note you pet Freaks, this is how the rest of us live. 3/5
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