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If you don't like that then tough shit because I am not going back to default or switching to Black and White or Evergreen. Anyways this entry will be something a little different since this is a cryptic usernote left by BSC. He had a grudge against Negative Ned out of all people on here for reasons I can't remember and this is what he said to him later on after he left for a while.
The double agent returned to Donutopolis and told Long John about the plans of Bagelodonia. Long John immediately ordered soldiers to be stationed around Donutopolis and armed them with devices that would remove bagels of their blueberries, raisins, and other items essential to life. Long John also gave his troops Earthifiers, devices that would send the opposition to the planet Earth to be consumed by the vile scum that inhabited the planet.
The Bagelodonians were alerted of the
King Pumpernickel was feeling troubled. Relations with Chocolate Long John had deteriorated due to cultural disagreements. Pumpernickel decided to consult with his associates, Queen Rye and Prince Garlic. They agreed that immediate action needed to be taken before things soured further.
"What do you suggest we do?" asked the king.
"We need to go to Donutopolis and tell the donuts that our demands need to be met," replied Garlic. "We cannot
This series is not complete without an OSS gaffe, so here it is. @silent disco, looks like you're getting your wish on everyone seeing this blunder.