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  1. 11. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #7

    by , 01-12-2018 at 12:03 AM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    wow that CGI in Treehouse of Horror XXVIMDIXVCXIDX sure was some lowest bidder shit. between that and firing Alf they must be depleting their billions quickly. anyway here's some good old-fashioned 2D cringe from the segment where Homer eats himself:



    Actually, I've become a bit of a me-gan. Do you have any spaghetti with my-balls? Uh, meatballs?
  2. 10. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #6

    by , 01-10-2018 at 04:57 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    aaaand we're back with Whistler's Father. wow this one was utterly nonsensical. like, more so than usual.



    Go ahead, but my blood's turned to bile from watching Fox News.




    RIP vulture and RIP Fox News after this devastating own
  3. 9. hbd jeany

    by , 01-10-2018 at 01:18 AM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    In honor of walking meme and Twitter master Albert Jean's birthday, please enjoy one of his recent successes at ` hashtagging ` (as the children say):



    back to modern Simpsons quotes tomorrow.
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  4. 8. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #5

    by , 01-08-2018 at 06:14 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    We don't get a lot of fan submissions here at Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes but here's one from friend of the show and star of the cult hit Father in London, @Ryan O'Reilly. from Haw Haw Land once again:



    If disco's dead then I don't wanna live. It's Stu-icide!
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  5. 7. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #4

    by , 01-07-2018 at 08:47 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    good god I could probably blog through the entire year with Haw Haw Land alone. At least my profile pic would be relevant though.



    *randomly breaks into song*
    ♪ On a playground I tripped ♪


    ♪ Then I saw you and flipped ♪


    -He used "flipped" with a double meaning!
    ...