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  1. Bagel Wars III: Bagelodonian Invasion

    The double agent returned to Donutopolis and told Long John about the plans of Bagelodonia. Long John immediately ordered soldiers to be stationed around Donutopolis and armed them with devices that would remove bagels of their blueberries, raisins, and other items essential to life. Long John also gave his troops Earthifiers, devices that would send the opposition to the planet Earth to be consumed by the vile scum that inhabited the planet.

    The Bagelodonians were alerted of the ...
  2. Bagel Wars II: The Conflict Escalates

    King Pumpernickel was feeling troubled. Relations with Chocolate Long John had deteriorated due to cultural disagreements. Pumpernickel decided to consult with his associates, Queen Rye and Prince Garlic. They agreed that immediate action needed to be taken before things soured further.

    "What do you suggest we do?" asked the king.

    "We need to go to Donutopolis and tell the donuts that our demands need to be met," replied Garlic. "We cannot ...
  3. Usernote Classics #2

    by , 08-08-2016 at 03:48 AM (BMC's Weak Blog with a Weak Title)
    This series is not complete without an OSS gaffe, so here it is. @silent disco, looks like you're getting your wish on everyone seeing this blunder.

  4. #EverySimpsonsEve

    by , 08-07-2016 at 11:44 PM (Pilcrows, pianos, and pilsners oh my)
    truly a shame they had to ditch the R in the latest budget cut

  5. good posts #1

    by , 08-06-2016 at 12:50 PM (Than Wyenn Memorial Productions)
    from the "guess names of members" thread

    Quote Originally Posted by 1010011010 View Post
    So pkkao, are you Chinese or Japanese?
    Quote Originally Posted by pkkao View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OldSchoolerSimpsons View Post
    Okay, then you're Armin Tamzarian.