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  1. 15. I'm on a bus

    by , Today at 12:08 AM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    I'm not about to whip out modern simpsons on a bus full of people just to give y'all a shitty joke. maybe once I get back to school I'll have some inspiration to do greater things with this blog idk
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  2. 14. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #9

    by , 01-14-2018 at 08:40 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    love to become a Genious by learning cursive or whatever the hell that ending was. anyway:

    Professor Frink, your stupid test ruined my son's life!


    Hey, that test is like a son to me. I raised it from a quiz!
  3. 13. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #8

    by , 01-13-2018 at 11:40 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    man I just don't have anything to say about uh Grampy Can Ya Hear Me. the music from BLEEDING FINGERS was particularly egregious I guess. sounds like it's ripped outta some video game. anyway here's a real knee slapper from the planetarium scene, absolutely necessary exposition dialogue included:



    Woo-hoo! 182!


    Homer, that's your weight on the moon.
  4. 12. wow movies are hard

    by , 01-13-2018 at 01:49 AM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    movies sure are time-consuming. first it caused me to neglect my 2017 album ranking and now I've neglected this daily blog thingy that I still haven't fully figured out yet. and school starts in 3 days what the hell. and all this for Summer Wars which was like a 7/10 at best why would you recommend this garbage to me MOM

    anyway here's my brand spankin new criticker which will be updated as soon as I figure out a plausible rating system:

    http://www.criticker.com/profile/peyrin
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  5. 11. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #7

    by , 01-12-2018 at 12:03 AM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    wow that CGI in Treehouse of Horror XXVIMDIXVCXIDX sure was some lowest bidder shit. between that and firing Alf they must be depleting their billions quickly. anyway here's some good old-fashioned 2D cringe from the segment where Homer eats himself:



    Actually, I've become a bit of a me-gan. Do you have any spaghetti with my-balls? Uh, meatballs?
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