Daley Phunnies

six hours flew right by just reading cracked article after cracked article after cracked article


cracked is so addicting

Well, one day, I was out playing basketball with my friends in Philadelphia, the west side. I was born and raised here. I always spent my time at the playground, I was just chillin', shootin' some basketball hoops, when some shady characters who brewing up trouble, decided to fight me. And well, my mother had gotten frightened, so she told me to pack my bags to live with my Aunt and Uncle in Bel-Air, an area in the westside of Los Angeles. I begged her not to take me, but I decided that I might ...

These past few entries haven't had "Blog Title #" in them. Oh well. It was getting old, I guess.

it is called grembalins two, the new bitch



so yeah that means im cool becuase i by sequesls that are bettr then the original

Pizza, party at your house
I went, just to check it out
Nineteen, extra larges
What a shame
No one came

Just us, eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense, lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced

Pizza all day
And every day
There's cheese 'round the clock
It's gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity
Tell me
...