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So I get a voicemail from some doctor saying that my mom's passed away. At first I thought, who does this lady think she is, fucking with me like that? But then I started thinking, what if this was true? I teared up for a couple moments when my 'dead' mother called. I explained to her what happened, and...

Well, we were laughing our asses off.


But then I found out that the doctor meant to call a guy whose mother really did pass away. So we felt sorry for him. ...

Another one, just for the hell of it.

Silly word: aglet
Last Name: Potter
Illness: diphtheria
Noun: Carrots
Adjective: Insane
Adjective: Shocked
Silly Word: Jimminy Crickets
Place: Eiffel Tower
Number: 6742
Adjective: Lonely

Sick Note
Dear School Nurse:
Aglet Potter will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of Diphtheria and has horrible Carrots and a/an Insane fever. ...

Dear Homer Simpson,
I lay awake all 2 days thinking about you, your gullible smile, and our tryst in the Kwik E Mart. I recall our meeting, how my heart filled with rage when I first saw you. How slowly my heart filled with skepticism when I first saw you. How vulgar you looked in that tube top and those two teeth on your elbow!

I cherished every moment we were together and was clean when our date came to a close. Your eyes are like deep pools of dragon, warmed in the moonlight. ...

These cakes were made by this woman from San Francisco who actually owns her own catering company. Her site's here if you want to check it out:http://www.debbiedoescakes.net/
But to be ...

I saw this under the Recommended for You tab. I wanted to share it because it is beyond awesome. Seriously, I'm currently browsing websites where I can download the ringtone for this song. Foreign artists are amazing.