Revolver

which begs the question, why isn't it? it has so much going for it: a fantastic title that draws the reader in immediately, english words (which i'm told is great for english speakers), hot sex is mentioned (briefly), and it's all over before the reader has a chance to become bored. when you think about it, this really should be the greatest blog post anyone has ever made anywhere.

but it's not.

there are only a few possible explanations for this. the first one is the ...

Seriously, man. They're everywhere. You know what else is everywhere? Houses, mother fuckers!

You know what else bugs me? When they ask you if you can spare some change and you reach into your wallet and find you don't have any change, they just give you this look like they have no sympathy for you at all. Here you are forced to make the long trek to the atm if you want to buy some Wendy's for lunch and all they can think about is which bridge they're going to sleep under that night? ...

I like that you're given the option of blogging your own posts, thus saving me the trouble of ever truly writing an original blog. Instead, I can just plug my best posts. It's going to be awesome.