Ralph_Wiggum

So, if anyone in the UK gets Neo Magazine regularly, you'll see that I have the star letter in Issue 78. I won a copy of Sengoku Basara: Samurai Heroes for Wii. (I just gave them my address so they can send it to me)
Pretty exciting if I must say so myself.

I loved doing this, it was really fun, look at it, people.

You: He went that way!
Stranger: HELllo
You: ------>
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: U GOT ME!
You: >=D
You: Now
You: You know what Im gonna do?
Stranger: :S
Stranger: OH NOES!
You: Im gonna reach into this pocket
You: And pull out
Stranger: :S
You: A
You: Bag
You: Of
You: Candy :3
Stranger: OMFG!
Stranger: ...

(Part 1)

(Lois walks outside, she instantly gasps as she sees the truck)

LOIS:

Peter! What is this?

PETER:

What are you blind? Oh, no Lois. We’re just getting a couple of boxes of books for your reading club. We stole beer. From Pawtucket’s.

LOIS:

Why did you…?

BRIAN:

Go look in the fridge, Lois.

LOIS:

I know well there’s no beer in ...

Flight of the Griffin
After being fired from the Brewery, Peter takes Quagmire's reccomendation of becoming a pilot, which is all going freakin' sweet until the CIA send an Agent to assasinate Peter for an unknown reason. Meanwhile, Chris has to deal with a gay who has a crush on him.


(Living Room, Brian and Stewie are watching TV)

TV ANNOUNCER:

…and now for our new show, The Middle.

KID:

Hey, Mom! I pooped ...