For the past ten years No Homers Club has been a participant in the controversial electronic surveillance program known as "PRISM." In exchange for monetary compensation and diplomatic immunity, we supplied the National Security Agency with confidential user data, including post histories, IP addresses, private messages, credit card numbers, Simpsons episode ratings, post counts, and blogs.
We are sorry for misleading our members and not disclosing this fact sooner. As
Over the next two years we will gradually be upgrading the board's HTML, so it will be fully HTML5-compliant by the end of 2012. Next week may see some downtime as we upgrade the board from HTML4.15 to the HTML4.20 specification. Here's a screenshot from our test database:
from now on: no guff
Quite a number of you have complained about the $14.99 monthly posting fee, which is why I'm pleased to announce our new pay-per-post plan. Starting December 15th, members who haven't paid the monthly fee will be allowed to board for just 25 cents per post, with an extra fee for emoticons. In addition to providing savings to our budget-conscious boarders, we believe this plan will dramatically increase the quality of their posts, so everybody will benefit. More details will be included with your