Favorite Seinfeld quote...

[Cornelius Talmidge]

GO NUTS!(SERENITY NOW!!!1!)

My favorite:


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"You dipped the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again. From now on, when you take a chip – just take one dip and end it!"

[Magnum]

Hey Kramer, wanna come with me out to Queens?

Sure, I love the country.

[Paul Butts]

Jerry: Not Bloody likely...

Kramer: What is that?

Jerry: That's my cockney accent.

kramer: Naw ,na , that's no good.

Jerry: Lets hear yours.

Kramer: Not bloody likely..

Jerry: That's the worst cockney accent I've ever heard in my life.

[hallofeyes]

Lately I've been saying:

"When you're bleak, you're bleak" (George)


-Jordan

[Ryan]

"i once told a woman that i coined the phrase pardon my french"

"Can ya do me a favour? Can ya shut up?"

[pearl]

NO SOUP FOR YOU
i'll have to come up with a better one later

[ARMslingerJoshua]

Not so much a quote as much as a way of talking. I always found the episode hilarious when eorge hangs out with a bunch of foul-mouthed Texans and starts cursing alot.

[Cornelius Talmidge]

Not so much a quote as much as a way of talking. I always found the episode hilarious when eorge hangs out with a bunch of foul-mouthed Texans and starts cursing alot.


"You son of a bitch bastard!"

[The Southern Zombie]

"I don't wanna be a pirate!"
"The thing about George is...he's an idiot"

The episode "The Outing", in which Jerry and George are accused of being gay pretty much had me laughing with every line.

"I'm a porn star. My name is Buck Naked."

The "independent George" speech is fantastic too.

[jase]

Oh yes, The Outing is definitely one of the funniest episodes

Jerry: Kramer, there may be a problem with the phone, hold on. >click click<

George: "There may be a problem with the phone, hold on"!

Jerry: Oh no! >click click< Kramer, this phone's a piece of junk, goodbye!

George: "The phone's a piece of junk, goodbye"!

Jerry: Oh no! Now she's heard everything! What are we gonna do?!?

George: Now she thinks we're gay, not that there's anything wrong with it...

Jerry: No, no, of course not! People's personal sexual preferences are

nobody's business but their own!

It's so funny how Jerry yells the last line

Good show

[Eddie]

"you couldn't pay me enough to ride a horse in this city. i mean it's hard enough crossing the street in a pair of sneakers, let alone 6 feet in the air, on a jittery, glassy-eyed dinosaur."

[conor.]

George's story at the end of "The Marine Biologist" will always have be laughing.

George: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was afoot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
Jerry: Mammal
George: Whatever
Kramer: Well what did you do next?
George: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blow hole! I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction. (Shows Kramer's golf ball, while Jerry's jaw opens in astonishment)
Kramer: (In disbelief) Is that a Titleist? (George nods.)
Kramer: A hole in one, huh?

this is also another great one from the begining of the episode, these two exchanges of dialogue highlight both jason alexander's and michael richard's comic ability.
Kramer (very excited): Hey!
George: Hey.
Kramer (still excited): Who wants to have some fun?!
Jerry: I do!
George: I do!
Kramer (even more excited): Are you just sayin' you wanna have fun, or do you really wanna have fun?!
Jerry: I really wanna have fun!
George: I'm just sayin' I wanna have fun.
Kramer (increasingly more excited): Right now, there are 600 Titleists that I got at the driving range in the trunk of my car. Why don't we drive out to Rockaway and hit 'em...into the ocean? Now, picture this...we find a nice sweet spot between the dunes, we take out our drivers, we tee up, and...
(Kramer mimes swinging a golf club.)
Kramer (more excited than ever): That ball goes sailin' into the sky, holds there for a moment, and then...
(With a spread of the arms and a huge enthusiastic grin, Kramer imitates the sound of a golf ball hitting the water.)
George (to Jerry, unimpressed): C'mon, ya wanna go get some lunch?

[Stratman]

It's a festivus, for the rest of us!

[Eddie]

"jerry, you got any tums? i drank too much water in the shower."

[Gatorgod]

Newman: Damn you Seinfeld, you useless pustule!

[TheAccent]

These two have gotta be up there:
George Costanza: You don't think she'd yada yada sex?
Elaine: [raising hand] I've yada yada'ed sex.
George Costanza: Really?
Elaine: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.
Jerry: But you yada yada'd over the best part.
Elaine: No, I mentioned the bisque.

and

Telemarketer: Hi. Would you be interested in switching over to TMI Long Distance service?
Jerry: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later.
Telemarketer: Uh, sorry, we're not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home.
Telemarketer: No.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.
[hangs up]

[The Southern Zombie]

Great avatar and joke location combination, Accent.

That exchange of dialogue with the Telemaker was a total throwaway non-sequitur, and yet it's one of the most simultaneously astute, clever, and hilarious bits in the history of the show. I just remembered the awesome exchange between Seinfeld and the library cop played by Phillip Baker Hall. "Maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld, maybe that's how you get your kicks, you and your good time buddies!". The comic timing on that is just brilliant from start to finish.

I also love some of the running gags in the show like George calling Jerry on the phone for help when he's freaking out and Jerry responding with "Who is this?" just to be annoying and saying "that's a shame" sarcastically when someone complains. I read somewhere that Jerry improvised, "Let's watch them slice this fat bastard up" before Elaine's friend was about to have surgery and it was historic for being one of the most profane things ever said on TV up to that point. Perfectly delivered line right there.

[Xt'Tapalatakettle]

The double-dip chip is definitely one of the best.


Kramer, before he heads to Cali: "Do you yearn, Jerry? I yearn."

[TheAccent]

Great avatar and joke location combination, Accent.

That exchange of dialogue with the Telemaker was a total throwaway non-sequitur, and yet it's one of the most simultaneously astute, clever, and hilarious bits in the history of the show.

Wow, thanks. And yeah, I love that the Telemarketer segment, as you pointed out, adds nothing whatsoever to plot or setting, but is just such a fantastic exchange.

[hallofeyes]

I think the best George and Kramer scene is the talk they have in the coffee shop right before Kramer leaves for L.A.

KRAMER: Because you see, George, having the keys to Jerry's apartment? That kept me in a fantasy world. Every time I went over to his house, it was like I was on vacation. Better food, better view, better TV. And cleaner? Oh - much cleaner. That became my reality. I ignored the squalor in my own life because I'm looking at life, you see, through Jerry's eyes. I was living in twilight, George. Living in the shadows. Living in the darkness...like you.

GEORGE: Me?

KRAMER: Oh, yeah. I can barely see you, George.

GEORGE: Alright, stop it Kramer, you're freakin' me out. <The waitress comes over.>

WAITRESS: Hi, are you ready to order? <George tries to order, but Kramer interrupts.>

KRAMER (moves over and sits next to George): Do you ever yearn?

GEORGE: Yearn? Do I yearn?

KRAMER: I yearn.

GEORGE: You yearn.

KRAMER: Oh, yes. Yes, I yearn. Often, I...I sit...and yearn. Have you yearned?

GEORGE: Well, not recently. I craved. I crave all the time, constant craving...but I haven't yearned.

KRAMER (in disgust): Look at you.

GEORGE: Aw, Kramer, don't start...

KRAMER (moving back to the othe side of the booth): You're wasting your life.

GEORGE: I am not! What you call wasting, I call living! I'm living my life!

KRAMER: O.K., like what? No, tell me! Do you have a job?

GEORGE: No.

KRAMER: You got money?

GEORGE: No.

KRAMER: Do you have a woman?

GEORGE: No.

KRAMER: Do you have any prospects?

GEORGE: No.

KRAMER: You got anything on the horizon?

GEORGE: Uh...no.

KRAMER: Do you have any action at all?

GEORGE: No.

KRAMER: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

GEORGE: I like to get the Daily News!

KRAMER: George, it's time for us to grow up - and be men. Not little boys.

GEORGE: Why?

KRAMER: I'm goin' to California. You know, I got the bug.

GEORGE: Yeah, I think I got a touch of something, too.

KRAMER: No, the acting bug. Ever since I was in that Woody Allen movie.

GEORGE: "These pretzels are making me thirsty"? That was one line! You got fired!

KRAMER: I know, I know, but man! I never felt so alive! Now, are you coming with me?

GEORGE: Uh, no, I'm not.

KRAMER: Alright, suit yourself. But let's keep this between us - we're key brothers now. <Gets up to leave.>

GEORGE: You're not really gonna go to California, are you?

KRAMER (points to his head): Up here, I'm already gone. <Kramer exits.>

-------

The scene is so perfect because no two other characters in the world could have said those lines. That's what good writing is -- Not like most sitcoms where everybody is so shallow and bland and similar that it doesn't even matter which actor says the line.



-Jordan

[Reservoir Dog]

Kind of an obscure one, but its always stuck with me:

Elaine (flirting): I still have my tonsils. Everyone in my family has their tonsils. In fact, we were forbidden to socialize with anyone who didn't have their tonsils.

Doctor: That's interesting, because no one in my family has tonsils,and we were forbidden to socialize with tonsil people.

Jerry: Well, it's like the Capulets and the Montagues.

[H Thompson]

And you want to be my latex salesman

Elaine: I will never understand people
Jerry: They're the worst

[Big McLargehuge]

Kramer's bus story has always been one of my favorites.

KRAMER: Well, after he heckled Toby, she got so upset, she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe.

GEORGE: That's unbelievable!

KRAMER: Yeah! Then after the ambulance left, I found the toe! So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital.

GEORGE: You ran?

KRAMER: No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy - step on it."

GEORGE: Holy cow!

KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I said, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy - " <Kramer throws two quick punches and a massive uppercut> - knocked him out cold!

GEORGE: How could you do that?!

KRAMER: Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion...the bus is out of control! So, I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel and now I'm drivin' the bus.

GEORGE: You're Batman.

KRAMER: Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts chokin' me! So I'm fightin' him off with one hand and I kept drivin' the bus with the other, y'know? Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door with my foot, you know - at the next stop.

JERRY: You kept makin' all the stops?

KRAMER: Well, people kept ringin' the bell!

GEORGE: Well, what about the toe? What happened to the toe?

KRAMER: Well! I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line.

GEORGE: You did all this...for a pinky toe?

KRAMER: Well, it's a valuable appendage.

[Enter The Moleman]

Tons of quotes but I gotta get this one out.

"Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! ..."
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Plus just about any exchange with that character and his family members.

[TheSuperiorGerbil]

There was a second telemarketing exchange in another episode but I can't recall how it went. Does anybody remember it?

[Magnum]

SO I KILLED THE GUY AND THE POLICE ARE STILL AFTER ME

[Sniper Squirrel]

When you control the mail, you control...information

[hallofeyes]

My myspace headline for a while was "Finding fault on a subatomic level" - something Elaine says to describe Jerry. That pretty much sums up the whole show (err...and me.

[ARMslingerJoshua]

I still love the JFK assassination "spit" story about Kramer and Newman.

[Van Houten]

"I like to stop at the duty free shop."

LIBRARIAN: Oh, Tropic of Cancer, Henry Miller, Uh, this case has been turned over to our library investigation officer Mr. Bookman.

KRAMER: Bookman? The library investigator's name is actually, Bookman?

LIBRARIAN: It's true.

KRAMER: That's amazing. That's like an ice cream man named, Cone.

[Hapablap]

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your
knife, the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be
dead by sun up. Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted Chambray nightshirts.

[Moe Nopoly]

i like especially the quotes from George

for example

"This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her."

"I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never a mental institution."

"I want to be the one person who doesn't die with dignity."

[Überweiss]

"Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before - flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking... Why's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me.... Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld... Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is over."
Lt. Bookman

[ZQFMGB]

"Remember, it's not a lie...if YOU believe it."
-George Costanza

Elaine: "Why don't we just put these two tables together?"
George: "No no, you can't do that. They're round... it makes an eight...."

George:(Thinking to himself)
"I think that the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just coke and sprite mixed together. But how can I prove it?
(short pause)
Damn! Can't."

[Green_Peaness]

"...like an old man sending back soup in a deli"

[theo22]

She's Bald?!
SHE'S BAAAALD!!

[Überweiss]

Another one:
Kramer: I´m out. (after seeing the naked girl, in ´the´contest´)

[poochied-d]

I shave my legs
Not every day

[HappyPalooza]

Anything said by Steinbrenner.

[Sniper Squirrel]

"Big stein wants an Egplant Calzone"

[bmac]

"Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before - flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking... Why's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me.... Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld... Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is over."
Lt. Bookman

yea, i love that monologue. i also love kramer's in "the fire" about saving the pinky toe.

aside from that i love this show to much to pick a couple quotes from the top of my head and call them favorites.

[The mayor of Albuquerque]

"Helloooooo! I'm a giant ball of oil."

[aoife]

YOU'RE BALD!

[Nerd Groupie]

Wow, this thread is reminding me so much of what I have forgotten. There for awhile, I watched it in syndication I got bored with it. Haven't watched it regularly in years. Now that I look through this thread, I don't recognize much. Makes me want to watch it all again.

For some reason the thing I do the most from the show is the belly button "hellooooooo!"

[Magnum]

YOU'RE BALD!for some reason I love the enraged lack of creativity elaine has when she says

"I DON'T LIKE THIS THING... AND HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT!"

also

"How much would it cost to put the animal down?"

"Well we go by the weight, so I'd say around 35 cents."

[Ihaveblink]

GEORGE: Drink your soda! Come on! I know you're there, laughing at
me. Laughing and lying and laughing! I had to go to Reggies, Jerry!
Reggies!

[hallofeyes]

George: HE WENT TO USE THE BATHROOM

-Making fun of Elaine's dad when she asks where he is. This doesn't read well but if you know the scene you know why it's great.

[The Southern Zombie]

Oh yeah, that impression was "Gold Jerry, Gold!" It was more like, "HE'S IN DA BEHT ROOM!" :). Bania was a funny character. "Puke! That's a funny word. Can I use that?". There were a lot of great recurring character. Puddy was one of my favourites. "I'll be back later, we'll make out". The look on Elaine's face after he says that is priceless.

[hallofeyes]

WOW you nailed exactly how to type "DA BEHT ROOM." Thank you.

"____ Jerry! _____" in Bana voice is something me and my friends say way too much.

Here's another quote/moment I like: When George becomes emotional and starts telling everybody he loves them, and Kramer's reaction is just so nonchalant, "I love you too buddy" as he's walking away. I love how it shows how Kramer is different from everybody else, he's not afraid of emotions.

[theo22]

This one may be my favorite:

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!

I also love Kramer's rants

"Oh, yeah? So what am I supposed to do, be more like you? All sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable, paying scrub women for sexual favors! No! Jerry, I won't be like you! Never! I'll never be like you!"

&

Jerry: So you won't believe what happened with Whatley today. It got back to hime that I made this little dentist joke and he got all offended. Those people can be so touchy.

Kramer: "Those people"?, listen to yourself.

Jerry: What?

Kramer: You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else, in search of a dream.

Jerry: Kramer, he's just a dentist.

Kramer: Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite.

Jerry: I am not an anti-dentite!

Kramer: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.

Jerry: They do have their own schools!

Kramer: Yeahhhhhhhh!

[smyce]

There was a second telemarketing exchange in another episode but I can't recall how it went. Does anybody remember it?

Jerry: "Hello"

Telemarketer: "Would you be interested in a subscription to the New York Times?"

Jerry: "Yes" (hangs up).

[lolpenis_taco]

too many to name, but lately it's been

george: what time is it?
jerry: 1:15
george: right now?

i have no god damn idea why i laugh as much as i do at that

[Sniper Squirrel]

"Imagine, her taking credit for your big salad"

[The Southern Zombie]

I also love Kramer's rants

Me too. I think my favourite is when he talks to Jerry about marriage. "What are you thinking about? Marriage? Kids? THEY'RE PRISONS! And forget about eating dinner in front of the TV! Because you know what you do at dinner? You talk about your day! How was your day today, was it a good day today? Well what kind of day was it a good day or a bad day?!?". The previously mentioned bus story was also awesome, particularly the part when George says "you're Batman!". "Yeah, I am Batman!".

[The Foot]

George: My boys can swim!!

George: What did you do today?
Russell: I got up and came to work.
George: There. That's an episode.
Russell: Shouldn't something happen.
George: No nothing happens!
Jerry: C'mon George. Something's gotta happen
George: No No No. Nothing actually happens!
Russell: Then why would I watch it?
George: Because it's on TV.
Russell: Not yet.

Kramer: You gotta listen to the little man inside of you. What's your little man say?
George: My little man's an idiot.

[Eddie]

*hi, i'm not here, leave a message and i'll call you back*

"hey it's george...i got nothing to say"

*BEEP*

later in the scene george enters the apartment

"heyheyhey, you don't call me back?!"

[Sniper Squirrel]

Darrin: "Mr Costanza and Mr Seinfeld had a discussion whether Iron Man wore any clothing inside his suit"
George: "I keep telling you he's naked in there"
Jerry: "Oh, that makes a lot of sense"

"All certified mail is registered, but registered mail isn't necessarily certified"

[Green_Peaness]

"So you thought to yourself........what the hell, I'll just eat some trash"
"No, no, no, no, no"

[Generic]

There are so many memorable quotes, many of which have already been posted but another one I've always enjoyed is the "Why was my father with a man in a cape?" exchange.

[HOMR]

"George: If you stick your fingers in her hair, is it easy to get them out?"

[Cornelius Talmidge]

"...And Hennigans is odorless; so it'll be our little secret."

[The Southern Zombie]

"George: If you stick your fingers in her hair, is it easy to get them out?"

"Is there a pinkish hue?"

:LOL: That whole sequence where the show cuts between Jerry telling George about his potential blind date and Elaine trying to tell her friend about George in a way that hides all of his obvious flaws was genius. "He's bald?", "No, he's balding". "He's...stocky", "You mean he's fat?", "He's powerful!". Jerry: "She has great eyebrows. Women would kill to have her eyebrows." George: "Who cares about eyebrows?". It's like the conversation between Lionel Hutz and Marge in "Realty Bites" about how to describe a crappy house positively.

[Green_Peaness]

"I have nothing to say. I'm so uninteresting. I think I'm out of conversation."
"So then why are you calling me 6 times a day?"

Maybe not one of the funniest ever, but it's funny while being really true and endearing all at once.

By the way, season 3 owns and half the best quotes are Jerry/George conversations...just saying.

*hi, i'm not here, leave a message and i'll call you back*

"hey it's george...i got nothing to say"

*BEEP*

later in the scene george enters the apartment

"heyheyhey, you don't call me back?!"

Which episode was this? I only remember it being like a season 3-5 episode.

[Eddie]

"the chinese woman"

[The Southern Zombie]

"Did you just say ridicurous?"

[Eddie]

"who are you?" - "i'm donna chang." - "YOU'RE NOT CHINESE!"

"well, i'm not taking advice from some girl from long island!"

[phil]

I used to say I had Costanza Syndrome in regards to my love life:

"When I like them, they don't like me. And when they like me... Iiii don't like them."

[hallofeyes]

Lately me and my friends have been going "WE SHARE!" in the Kramer Novocaine/retarded voice (from when he shares the cab with Mel Torme.) For example we were at a diner, we split some breadsticks and I said "WE SHARE."

Et cetera.


-Jordan

[Magnum]

my favorite part of that exchange

"Are you on your way home?"

"YEAH, GOING HOME"

[Sniper Squirrel]

"Well the jerk store called, they're running out of you"

[ZQFMGB]

I saw 'The Alternate Side' again last week, and I was astonished to find how many hilarious jokes and dialogue exchanges were in this episode. I mean, you've got the 'next Wednesday' thing, the car rental, the phone call with the car thief, trying to figure out what to do with the stroke victim ('who put cookies in his mouth?' 'youre not supposed to do that'), the Woody Allen movie, and of course, 'these pretzels are making me thirsty.'

[Sniper Squirrel]

"Yankee bean, yankee bean, I like my yankee bean"

[Eddie]

my favorite part of that exchange

"Are you on your way home?"

"YEAH, GOING HOME"

i like his "cosmo kramer, nice to meet you" with his hand going up awkwardly to shake his

[Cornelius Talmidge]

"Well the jerk store called, they're running out of you"

"YEAH; WELL I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!"

[ZQFMGB]

"YEAH; WELL I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!"

....his wife's in a coma.

[caribou]

the limo is amazing

- did you see the way she was looking at me?
- she's a nazi george, a nazi!

was on tonight and it's the hardest i've laughed at a tv show in months

[Van Houten]

"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away."

[Sniper Squirrel]

I also love Poppy's story about his mother

[Eddie]

"i can't be blind, jerry; the blind are courageous."

[brody]

show is chockful of great quotes. lately i'm enjoying who's this chucker?

[Sniper Squirrel]

Or when susan read the letter from John Cheever

[Van Houten]

"We have to have sex to save the friendship."

[BigButtSkinner]

In "the boyfriend" when Jerry's talking to Keith in the beginning and George chimes in,

"Keith, with all these baseball teams flying around all season, wouldn't you think there'd be a plane crash?"

What makes the line so priceless is Jerry's reaction to it.

[Rebekah]

No soup for you!

[Sniper Squirrel]

"K-ooger"