Fill In The Blank

[Mr_Scorpion]

Hey everybody! In this thread, provide a Simpsons quote but leave one word blank. The next poster will fill in said blank, then provide another quote. I'll start us off on an easy one:

"No one who speaks _________ could be an evil man!"

[I Love Lisa]

German

"All things are about *blank* Homer. Except this."

[kid_presentable]

Jesus.


"I don't care if he's filling in for_____, I don't want him working...so....laaaaate"

[Sniper Squirrel]

Mel zets

"And that's when the " " came after me"

[kid_presentable]

C.H.U.D.s


"Then get me his _____ Mexican equivalent!"


edit: P.S. fun idea for a thread, hank.

[Sniper Squirrel]

non union

"I work harder than a ____ Beaver"

[Chief Simpson]

Japanese?

'You can't handle the truth! Cos when you put your hand into a pile of goo, that was your best friends face! Forget it, Marge! It's _______!'

Pretty easy.

[xander biscuits]

Chinatown

"I for one would like to see the Caffateria menu's in advance. I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two ______ meals in one day"

[Sniper Squirrel]

Spaghetti

"___ ___, I thought they closed that place down"

[kid_presentable]

Sex Cauldron


"____ ____? Disputed zone? Who called all these weird places?"

[tom cody]

Burkina Faso

"Can't sleep ______ ______ eat me."

[kid_presentable]

clown will


"Marge I'm afraid this gets my lowest rating ever: _____ ____ __."

[Sniper Squirrel]

7 thumbs up

"They're really socking it to this ____ ____, he must work for them"

[Lardlad!]

costume guy? oh something like this

"Oooo a _____ _____, that's a real useful invention"

[Mr_Scorpion]

sarcasm detector

"And now, to help introduce out fantastic new burger... the one with _______..."

[xander biscuits]

ketchup

"Sir, I'm sorry my _______ commited you."

[Mr_Scorpion]

grocer

"In Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and _________s eat ______!"

[xander biscuits]

hamburger people

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride! _________!

[Mr_Scorpion]

Canyonerrroooooo!

"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the ____ ____________!"

[mike_donnelly]

Canyonero

the ring came off my pudding can!

[xander biscuits]

I don't see a blank

[xander biscuits]

Canyonerrroooooo!

"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the ____ ____________!"

Little things

"We hit a little snag and the _______ colapsed in on itself"

[Mr_Scorpion]

Little things

Actually, it was "food preparation."

Universe

"Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient _____."

[Sniper Squirrel]

Whale

and for the record, my answer was Spiro Agnew

"Who needs the infinite wisdom and compassion of Ganesha, when I have _____ and _____ , staring at me from Entertainment Weekly with their dead eyes"

[xander biscuits]

Tom Cruise Nicole Kidman

"I'm Gonna march right up to Al and say _______"

[kid_presentable]

Steve! I mean, Al!


"At last! We've reached the _____ _____ _____ of Canada!"

[Mr_Scorpion]

vast corn fields

"It means he gets results, you stupid ______!"

[Turambar]

Chief

"I'll never be the darling of the _________ city fathers, who cluck their _______ and stroke their beards and 'Say what's to be done with this _______ _______?'"

[Sniper Squirrel]

so called, feet, Homer Simpson

"Finally the great taste of ____ _____ ina saoft drink"

[Mr_Scorpion]

Worcestershire sauce

"Can't talk. Seeing Flanders. Later ___."

[kickingpigeons2]

sex

"How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit __ ___ ____?"

[Mr_Scorpion]

by the moon

"Solid C student. Made a ____ last year!"

[banana plantation]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say "B"


"let's just say it _____ me, into a ______ ______"

[kid_presentable]

moved, bigger, house


"Let's go back to that ______ thingy. Where our _____ ___ __ is.

[banana plantation]

house,beds,and,tv

I _____ him and all his ________ rights

[Mr_Scorpion]

own, subsidiary

"Oh Lisa, that's a load of ____, _________ ______!"

[Sniper Squirrel]

rich, creamery butter (just saw that episode this weekend)

"Forgery, so he didn't have _____"

[Mr_Scorpion]

leprosy

"Hey Flanders! You smell like ______!"

[Turambar]

Manure

"Kids, the lesson is _______ _______"

[Sniper Squirrel]

never try

Bart, don't tell anyone, not your mother, not __ _____, not anyone"

[banana plantation]

Rex Banner


They drove a _________ ____ of _____ into my house!

[Sniper Squirrel]

dumptruck full, money

"I don'ts ay evasion, I say _____"

[gonz]

evoision


"now ______ can smell fear, and they dont _________ it"

[Mr_Scorpion]

bears, like

"I've been called a ______ ____ too, and it never stops hurting."

[Sniper Squirrel]

greasy thug

"Now I've had my head in a _____, an _____, and a giant _____"

[Mr_Scorpion]

elephant, hippo, sloth

"All we have to do is go down to the pound and get you a new _______."

[Sniper Squirrel]

Jazzman

"Young man, the only thing we exchanged for you was our ____ ____"

[Mr_Scorpion]

national dignity

"A man so deeply in debt doesn't deserve _________."

[DaRick]

it

"This town is a ____ __ __ ___."

[Sniper Squirrel]

part of us all

"Nothing catches Trout like the ______ ___ _______"

[kid_presentable]

German Light Infantry

"____, ____, _____, NELSON?!?"

[Gorilla's Choice]

nerd, nerd, loser


"I pieced it together mostly from _____ _______."

[DaRick]

sugar packets

"Welcome to __ _____."

[Blotto_Otto]

kamp krusty

"he's such a ______."

[Sniper Squirrel]

bitch

"That's right, I know about _______"

[Mr_Scorpion]

Milhouse

"See all that stuff in there, Homer? That's why your _____ never worked."

[Chief Simpson]

Robot.

'Father! Give me _____!'

[Mr_Scorpion]

legs

"It passed the first test. I didn't __ _____."

[Ivan]

go blind

"My god you're ______"

[DaRick]

greasy

By the way, Blotto_Otto, the correct answer was actually 'my world'. In Viva Ned Flanders, Homer says the line "Welcome to my world", after Ned and he get smashed. Still, I guess your answer is acceptable.

"I hate everything but _______"

[Mr_Scorpion]

Matlock

"I've gotta get out of this ___ and back into the ______!"

[kid_presentable]

Rut, Groove.

"Your ____ ______ is off the charts."
"And I don't like the look of this _____ _______."

[Sniper Squirrel]

blood pressure, urine sample

"I'd say he eats more like a ____, ____ tend to chew"

[Tab]

I'd say he eats more like a duck, pigs tend to chew

Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with _______ up a corpse?

[Gorilla's Choice]

digging


"Moving him now could kill him and ____ __ ___"

[DaRick]

tire us out

"They're a very advanced ____"

[Shadow The Hedgehog]

race

" uh' sir u have to let go of the _______ "

[Mr_Scorpion]

button

"She's been described as a woman in her early 30s, yellow complexion and may be extremely _______."

[I Love Lisa]

Helpful

"Trying is the first step towards _______"

[Sniper Squirrel]

failing

"What kind of man wears ____ ___ ___?"

[I Love Lisa]

Armour hot dogs

"Have you ever tried ___ __ ___ _____ _____ _________? they're all pretty much the same."

[Sniper Squirrel]

one of the other major religions

"____, there are 700 million of us"

[banana plantation]

Hindu sir

Urinal cake, _______,_______,_______, gone!

[Sniper Squirrel]

eroding, eroding, eroding

"Aisle 6, next to our ______ ___"

[Mr_Scorpion]

sympathy cards

"I'll bet he's the one who wrote _____ all over the bathroom."

[kid_presentable]

Homer


"There's no ____ on that ____ ____!"

[Sniper Squirrel]

face, damned bean

"Put your ____ in a _____ __, don't just throw it out the _____"

[Mr_Scorpion]

garbage, garbage can, window

"I'm tired. I'm hungry. Can't we just buy a new _____?"

[Chief Simpson]

House

'Oh, everyone shoots Apu. It's just a ________ now.'

[kid_presentable]

Hundred dollar fine


"Why don't you take this ______? It's pretty ___."

[Sniper Squirrel]

potato, big

"no, I have one ____, and one ___"

[kid_presentable]

stranger, fraud.

"_____ _______? You can't ___ that!"

[Mr_Scorpion]

Clown college, eat

"I hear that guy's ___ has its own ___________."

[Lisa Is A Nut]

butt congressman

"I__someone got____for that____."

[kid_presentable]

hope, fired, blunder.


"Now Marge, you're going to hear some _____ ____ about Bart _______ __ a _________ _____."

[Sniper Squirrel]

crazy, talk, Bart, working, Burlesque, house

"Of course you'd say that, you have the _____ of a ____ ____"

[kid_presentable]

Bah! I hate coming back here every day because I know the general idea of what the above answer should be, but I...just...can't...remember...it...verbatim!!!! AAAGHHH!!!!!

[Mr_Scorpion]

brainpan, stagecoach tilter

"But you can't stop there - you've got to drink another _____!"

[Sniper Squirrel]

Bah! I hate coming back here every day because I know the general idea of what the above answer should be, but I...just...can't...remember...it...verbatim!!!! AAAGHHH!!!!!

"Cool, I broke his brain"

and to answer Mr. Scorpion's, the answer is woman

"Boy those ______ have a word for everything"

[Lisa Is A Nut]

eskimos?

"_____are designed to____. They're designed to_______!"

[pork pie]

eskimos?

"_____are designed to____. They're designed to_______!"

Germans have a word for everything. I can't figure out yours but I'm pretty sure Marge said it

[Sniper Squirrel]

cannons, hurt, hurt

"Why are the _____ ones alway _____?"

[Mr_Scorpion]

pretty, insane

"If a strange ___ offers you a ____, I say take it!"

[Sniper Squirrel]

man, ride

"At least I'll be reunited with my loved ones, my _____ and that ____ I never _____"

[kid_presentable]

edit: CRAP. Sniper Squirrel was faster than me.

[Mr_Scorpion]

dad, plant, watered

"Getting eaten by a _________ is just like going to sleep in a giant _______."

[bigfatdynamo]

Alligator (I think), Blender

If thats correct:
(from homer vs. the 18th amendment)
Were'd you pinch the _______, some blind tiger jerking _____ on the side?

[Sniper Squirrel]

hooch, suds

"I wouldn't kick him out of bed for ____"

[Van Houten]

"dying" I think

"They use guys like me as ________"

[Rest your giant head]

Curency

"That guy is so ____, he doesn't know it's ____!"

[bigfatdynamo]

High, Dave.

Marge ________ out of things is an important skill to learn, its what seperates us from the animals, except the ________.

[panterafan06]

weaseling,weasels

Easy One

_______ the casue of, and solution to, all of lifes problems.

[Sniper Squirrel]

alcohol

"baby ____, and ______ may seem like great ideas as a __, but they ____ __"

[bigfatdynamo]

Turtles, Alligators, Pet, Grow Up

______ my ass! its probably just _______.

[Sniper Squirrel]

Badger, Milhouse

"A Large ___ like animal, most likely a ___, has been roming around in search of ___, or perhaps ______"

[pork pie]

bear bear food employment

"Oh sorry, were you drinking _____ or _______?"

[bigfatdynamo]

Sprite, Yoohoo

If you never forget anything, what kind of tie am I wearing?
You are wearing a ___ and _____ striped ____ tie in a half ______ knot.

[bigfatdynamo]

Well its been 4 days it was: You are wearing a red and white striped club tie in a half windsor knot, from when Lionel Hutz was questioning Apu about whether he had ever forgotten anything.

New Question:
Buy me ________ or go to hell!

[Sniper Squirrel]

bonestorm

"Bonjour, you ___ _____ _______ _____"

[bigfatdynamo]

cheese eating surrender monkeys.

"Nachos Flander's Style thats _______ and ______ _______."

[1-800-DOCTORB]

cucumbers and cottage cheese

"Oh he's just shy because I've _____ to ____ ____ so many _____."

[Dr. Nick Riviera]

tried, kill him, times


"Oops. I said the _______ part _________ and the __________ part _________."

[1-800-DOCTORB]

"Oops. I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet!"

"_________, the chandelier for your car!"

[Anthony DiFrancesco]

"Y'know, the chandelier for your car"

"extended ________, how could I ______?"

[1-800-DOCTORB]

WRONG! "Mobile-lier, the chandelier for your car!"

[Dr. Nick Riviera]

"Extended warranty! How could I lose?"

"Most __________ never ______ a ____, but then again some ________; like _________, the ___________ -- ___________ ___________."

Hint: it's a song.

[Sniper Squirrel]

foke, lose, toe, foke'll, cletus, slack-jawed yokel

"Only a ____ wouldn't ___ a ____ for _____ _____"

[Go Near Moe]

These are getting insanely difficult...

___ ____ ___ ___ __ the ___ ___ __ ____

[bigfatdynamo]

^agreed, we should set a limit of 4 or less blanks. If everyone agrees give me no sign...that will be done. No but seriously I think its a good idea.

[Anthony DiFrancesco]

"I'm ____ Simpson... ____... from ________"

[bigfatdynamo]

"I'm Bart Simpson, you know Bart Simpson...From Springfield!"

Sun N' Run the suntan lotion thats also _ _________.

[Gatorgod]

Sun N' Run the suntan lotion thats also a Laxative

"Remember when I giggled at his _______ ______ hat? He sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency."

[cars01]

"Remember when I giggled at his SHERLOK HOMES hat? He sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency."


"The most ______ ____ was when he gave me my _______,"

[Jye]

"The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money!"

"You'll have to _____ up, I'm _______ A _____"

[bigfatdynamo]

You'll have to SPEAK up I'm WEARING A TOWEL. (one of the greatest quotes ever)

and along the same vein
"Are you wearing a grocery ___?
I've ________ my ______."

[1-800-DOCTORB]

"Are you wearing a grocery bag?"
"I have misplaced my pants."

"I'm sorry we couldn't take a ___, but I _____ all my ____ on the _____ tickets."

[bigfatdynamo]

"I'm sorry we couldn't take a TAXI, but I SPENT all my MONEY on the PLANE tickets"

"Every Friday after work Mr. Burns undergoes a series of treatments, designed to _____ ______ for another ____."

[Jye]

"Every Friday after work Mr. Burns undergoes a series of treatments, designed to Cheat Death for another Week."

"Oh my God! ________ kids _______ without a ______!"

[cars01]

"Oh my God! underage kids drinking without a Permit!"

"Ah mrs ________ we all _____ _________,"

[bigfatdynamo]

Ah, Mrs. Simpson we all have nosebleeds"

Not sure if I'm correct so next person can post a question.

[cars01]

Yeh you are correct


"Boy I ____ could __ for _______ ____ right about now,"

[bigfatdynamo]

"Boy I sure could go for one-hundred tacos right about now."

and from the same episode:
"I chose the ________ ____ book _____."

[bigfatdynamo]

wells its been five days it was "I chose the Hindenburg flip-book series" (bart talking about his checks)

So new question:
"Well I can tell the _______ between ________ and, I can't _______ its not _______"
"No you can't Mr. Simpson, no one can!"

[Sniper Squirrel]

difference, butter, believe, butter

"I dinna __ when me own _____ was ___ for _____ a ___, but I'll __ now"

[1-800-DOCTORB]

I dinna CRY when me own FATHER was HUNG for STEALIN a PIG, but I'll CRY now

"How did a _____ get ____?"
"It was the _______ days!"

[Sniper Squirrel]

Lion, money, olden


"I had to sell the ____ and most of the ____ to feed my _____"

[bigfatdynamo]

Trigger, Handle, Family

"He came to ____, ____ for him!"

[PrincessKashmir]

He came to LIFE, GOOD for him.

"And keep watching the ___, uh, ___.

[Jye]

"And keep watching the SKIS, uh, SKIES."

"There's a _____ behind that ____!"

[PrincessKashmir]

There's a LEMON behind that ROCK!

At ___ ___? Sure, they couldnt keep pants on___!

[Sniper Squirrel]

Camp David, Kissinger

"I've run out of __ related ___"

[bigfatdynamo]

Its been a week so new question:

"Ah I gotta go my ____ ______ kids are _______."

[Sniper Squirrel]

damn, weiner, listening

"See the problem is ______, too much _______"

[1-800-DOCTORB]

communication, communication

"Here to turn on the store's severe tire damage spikes, is _____ ___ _______."

[Little Miss Simpson]

Little Miss Springfield

"A gun is not a weapon, Marge. Its a tool like a ______ _____ or a _______ or an ____________"

[Sniper Squirrel]

butcher's knife, harpoon, alligator

"Why, why was I _____ to ____ ____?"

[DamnCartoonGuy]

programmed, feel, pain

"Don't protect him. You'll work that ____ off in the ____ _____!"

[PrincessKashmir]

Cake, acid, mines

"Oh, the ___ of the ___ team! He's a _____. Don't wait up, Marge!

[Sniper Squirrel]

captain, football, dreamboat

"Duh, stay out of ______"

[PrincessKashmir]

Riverdale

"Is this ___, man?" "Only here and in ____."

[Sniper Squirrel]

legal, Mississippi

"The evening began at the _____ __, where we were discussing ______ over a game of _____"

[PrincessKashmir]

gentlemen's club, wickenstein? wittgenstein?, backgammon.

"It's ____ ___ served ice cold!" "Go back to ____!"

[Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabado]

tomato, soup, Russia

"I always pictured the ___ dying in the ____ room."

[Hiphopopotamus]

I always pictured the kids dying in the living room.

"As sure as I am that _____ hates ___-___!"

[bigfatdynamo]

Well its been damn near a month so new question...

Dad! you ______ zombie _______!

[Sniper Squirrel]

killed, Flanders

"____'s reign of ____ is over"

[bigfatdynamo]

FLANDER'S reign of TERROR is over

And another thing, how ____ I can't get no ____ round here!

[Sniper Squirrel]

It was actually Lenny's reign of Terror

come, tang

"Lok at him Smithers, strutting around like he's ___ of the walk, well let me tell you something, Homer Simpson is ___ of nothing"

[bigfatdynamo]

Cock, Cock(again) and I'm an idiot I had flanders on the brain for some reason...sorry lenny. Anyways...

Duffman can never ___, only the _____ who plays ___.

[Sniper Squirrel]

die, actor, him

"Now, are you boys gonna buy some ___ or ain't ya?"

[homer2121]

Wigs

"May I interest you in a _____ brick, sir?"

[bigfatdynamo]

Wow its been forever and that one word answer isn't answered so new question:

"Marge I just realized, I'm the __ in the word ___, and if you tell anyone..."

[Sniper Squirrel]

ow, wow

"You're a ______ of a ____ of an _______"

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

I always pictured the kids dying in the living room.

"As sure as I am that _____ hates ___-___!"

Well, since nobody ever answered this one, I guess I will.

Jesus, Hip-hop.

[Robbie]

Ignoring the spam...


ow, wow

"You're a ______ of a ____ of an _______"


"You're a travesty of a joke of an assistant"


"Remember, I'm the sweet, perfect _________ ________, and you're just _______ _______"

[Dewey Finn]

"Remember, I'm the sweet, perfect minister's daughter, and you're just yellow trash"

"Cows don't look like ______ on film. You gotta use _______."

[DrFurball]

cows, horses (just watched that one)

These predate _____ ___, so you can't get them __.

[Sniper Squirrel]

stainless steel, wet

"Suddenly the ugliest man in ______ wasn't good enough for you"

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Glasgow

A _______ ___ comic. Ech! I heard that one __ years ago.