The first episode that had this word...

[TriforceBun]

This'll probably be tougher than the usual trivia. The idea is to come up with the first Simpsons episode (Ullman shorts excluded...or included if you really want) that had a character say this word. You answer, then give the next word. And let's steer clear of obvious things like "the," "Marge," and "Mr. Sparkle." :silly: First word:

"Penis"

[HOMR]

Never?

[TriforceBun]

Nope, it's definitely been in at least...I dunno, five or six episodes (I think all from the Jean era, but I'm not positive).

[HOMR]

It's mentioned in one of those triology episode. Is Tales From The Public Domain the first (when Lisa tries to grow a penis)?

[grissom]

It's mentioned in one of those triology episode. Is Tales From The Public Domain the first (when Lisa tries to grow a penis)?
That's not from Tales From The Public Domain, it's from Margical History Tour.

[TheForbiddenDonut]

Was it in 'Frinkenstein', in 'Treehouse of Horror XIV', when Professor Frink says that one of the side effects of an experiment performed on his father has something to do with his penis?

[Sniper Squirrel]

I think the first time was actually from Homer the Moe, the word "penis" has been used quite regularly in the Jean episodes

[Ivan]

...and I was just about to post that.

"After Chernobyl, my penis...it falling off."

[TriforceBun]

Yep, Homer the Moe is the earliest I know of. Sniper Squirrel, post the next word.

[coolcoates]

wanker

[Sniper Squirrel]

That was from Trash of the Titans

jack-off

[HOMR]

Clue?

[Rest your giant head]

"After Chernobyl, my penis...it falling off."
That was funny. And,yeah,there are many episodes from the Jean era with the word "penis". What's up with that.

And I don't get this tread,by the way.

[Sniper Squirrel]

jack-off was from Home Away from Homer

jerk-off

[gonz]

i cant remember what episode it is from but it is the one where kent brockman says, " we are live from springfield city hall, and to prove this is live.......penis!"

thats the earliest i remember, not sure if its right though

[TriforceBun]

Guys, we're past the penis. :P

Can you refresh my memory about "jack-off" in Home Away From Homer? I think Ned said it, but was oblivious to its meaning.

Jerk-off...hm, I'm stumped. What season?

[Sniper Squirrel]

No, in "Home away from Homer" the coach that moves in after Flanders throws Homer Flanders' old welcome mat and says "jack-off left this on the front step"

jerk-off is from Papa's Got a Brand New Badge, it was either Lenny or Carl, talking to each other on their cell-phones before they drove into each other

[Lionel Mclure]

Okay, next one.
Bastard

[gonz]

i think thats from " the mansion family" when in the credits you here homer crying and say "you rich bastards!"

next one

wanker

[Sniper Squirrel]

Oh Brother, where art thou is the first utterance of bastard

wanker is from Trash of the Titans

testicles

[Handsome Peter]

Brother's Little Helper?

[TriforceBun]

Little Big Mom had it too, but yeah, I think Brother's Little Helper was the first.

[Sniper Squirrel]

diarrhea

[Mira]

I don't remember which episode but Marge told Mr. Burns that homer had diarrhea and told the kids "Don't go in the closet until I say it's ok".

[Sniper Squirrel]

yeah, that was "How I spent my Strummer Vacation"

[HOMR]

A harder one:

Ring

[TriforceBun]

Was it season 2's Blood Feud, when Lisa asked about her ring size?

No, wait...S1's Life in the Fast Lane: "FOUR ONION RINGS!"

[Sniper Squirrel]

let's not do common sense words that are used everyday, how about this: lesbian

[SpringShield]

Fear of Flying, I think.

Groin

[Mira]

A Star is Burns?

[SpringShield]

Nope, Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire.

[Sniper Squirrel]

Anus

[HOMR]

Lard of the dance
Homer: Without the grease all you can taste is the hog anus!


shit

[SpringShield]

Never?

Shite though in Fraudcast News.

[Mira]

Homer said Bullshit in The Girl who slept too little.

[HOMR]

But that was bleeped.

And to be honest I don't think they've ever said shit (yet).

[TriforceBun]

Fraudcast News is as close as it'll get.

Next word: Horny

[Sniper Squirrel]

jaws wired shut

faggot

[StupidHippo]

i think a star is burns didnt homer say faggot? no?

jerkass

[Sniper Squirrel]

I think that was Joy of Sect

puke

[Lisa Is A Nut]

i dunno

yoink
clue: highly rated episode

[SpringShield]

Duffless

meh

[TriforceBun]

Hungry Hungry Homer, I think.

Correction: "Horny" was first heard in Bart the General, not Jaws Wired Shut (Grampa's letter).

Genitalia

[Basil-Ovelby]

Brush with Greatness

Embiggens

[Sniper Squirrel]

lisa the iconoclast

masturbate

[TriforceBun]

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star

Dodecahedron

[SpringShield]

Hungry Hungry Homer, I think.

Actually I think it was Lisa's Wedding.

Dodecahedron - pretty sure it's Blood Feud.


Gloryhole (if that counts as one word)

[gonz]

^ yep. lisa's wedding is the first. but it is also mentioned in "bart the fink" after that.

[grübermeister]

yoink
clue: highly rated episode

Duffless

Wasn't in Bart Gets Famous "Yoink!?"- Kent Brockman

[RJF]

Krusty
Barney
Apu