call the previous poster a douchebag and explain why they're a douchebag!

[kuumuus]

try not to make it too personal though. it's all in good fun!

NOW DO YOUR WORST

[brody]

you're a douchebag because you have a username with more u's than vacuum.

[kevin]

you're a douchebag because you clean women's vaginas

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

You're a douchebag because you didn't capitalize "kevin" Kevin is a proper noun. ;)

[brody]

You're a douchebag because your username initials are S.V.S.

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

^You're a douchebag because you tried handling live wires, Grimey!

[kuumuus]

you're a douchebag because stevie scrivello reminds me of terri schiavo.. and she's dead!

[brody]

you're a douchebag because i don't know how to pronounce your name.

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

You're a douchebag because I start hearing quotes from "Homer's Enemy" in my mind every time I look at your username!

[vinceq]

You're a douchebag because I effing said so!

[D DEBBS]

^
You're a douchebag 'cuz you're NOTa 'super friend.'

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

^You're a douchebag because you poked my feelings!

[brody]

You're a douchebag because you reside in Kansas

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

^You're a douchebag because I can't figure out where the hell you're from

[Wasteland]

You're a douchebag because you posted before me.


Douchebag.

[Sniper Squirrel]

You're a douchebag for having Scrooge McDuck stars

[vinceq]

You're a douchebag because you once asked your mother if she ever felt 'unfresh'

[Sniper Squirrel]

you're a douchebag for refering to your country as "the Canada"

[vinceq]

You're a douchebag for not calling your country The Canada!

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

You're a douchebag because you looked at me funny!

[D DEBBS]

^
You're a douchebag 'cuz you live in Lawrence, Kansas...where that nuclear TV movie from the 1980's (forgot the title) took place.

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

^You're a douchebag because your name is all in capital letters!

[D DEBBS]

^
You're a douchebag 'cuz you don't call yourself 'Steve' (only Stevie Wonder can get away with calling himself 'Stevie').

[vinceq]

^ you're a douchebag because you want to be a douchebag.

[Jimbo77]

your a douchebag because your username backwards is qecniv

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

You're a douchebag because you have numbers by your name. Normal people don't have numbers by their names!

[Jeff]

You're a douchebag because you have more than three separate words on your name.

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

^You're a douchebag because I don't know the meaning behind your name. What's a Masternook?

[D DEBBS]

^
You're a douchebag because you address everyone as 'Sir' a la Marcie from the 'Peanuts' comic strip.

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

^You're a douchebag because you're from California, which is much more scenic than Kansas. I'm seething with jealousy, sir...d'er, ma'am.

[Reservoir Dog]

^You're a douchebag because you're about to call me a douchebag

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

^You're a douchebag because you anticipated that I was going to call you a douchebag...somehow...

[vinceq]

^ you're a douchebag because you disguised yourself as a serpent and convinced Eve to give Adam an apple.

[D DEBBS]

^
You're a douchebag 'cuz your Wonder Twins power does NOT activate.

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

^You're a douchebag because you have the Terminator for your governor.

[D DEBBS]

^
You're a douche bag 'cuz there was once a rock group named after the state you live in, and they only had TWO good hits
('Carry On My Wayward Son' and 'Dust In The Wind').

[vinceq]

^ you're a douchebag for not rocking out to Portrait (he knew) by Kansas.

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

^You're a douchebag for coming from Canada. To quote South Park's "Blame Canada", "They're not even a real country anyway."

[vinceq]

^ You're a douchebag for not calling this great land THE Canada.

[D DEBBS]

^
You're a douchebag for acting like Donald Trump and using 'The Canada' a la 'The Donald.'

[Sniper Squirrel]

You're a douchebag for telling Trump what to say about Rosie

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

^You're a douchebag for living on bananans and blow. Take care of your body, man!

[Sparks]

^You're a douchebag because you participate in low brow vulgar antics like calling other people douchbags.

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

^You're a douchebag because you called me out for participating in the act of calling people douchebegs, then proceeded to do it yourself.

[vinceq]

^ you're a douchebag because your imagination ran away from you.

[D DEBBS]

^
You're a douchebag 'cuz your imagination ran away and joined the circus.

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

^You're a douchebag because the state you live in gets more earthquakes than the state I live in!

(Then again, the state I live in gets more tornadoes...)

[D DEBBS]

^
You're a douche bag 'cuz you celebrated your birthday this week!

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

^You're a douchebag because you probably have a higher income than I do, and I don't like it when people are better off than me

[D DEBBS]

^
You're a douche bag for assuming I'm rich-I'm NOT-in fact, I participate in clinical studies/focus groups to make $.

[vinceq]

^ You're a douchebag because, after all, you are what you eat.

[D DEBBS]

^
Absolute douche bag for suggesting I change my name to Debby whatever it was.

[Sparks]

^Douchebag for turning cats and dogs against each other.

[D DEBBS]

^
Douche bag for being pretentiously nonsensical in a nonsensously pretentious world.

[Sparks]

^ Douche bag for nonsensously being sensous.

[D DEBBS]

^
Douche bag for having the same name as a one-hit wonder 1980's new wave group ('Cool Places').