The Pants Game (No, It's Not The Same Thing as (In My Pants))

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

My friends and I have played this before in times of extreme boredom. Basically, you take a line of film or TV dialouge/song lyric/phrase and replace one word with "pants".

Example: "The Phantom of the Opera is there inside my mind" becomes "The Phantom of the Opera is there inside my pants"

The only other change you can make is in matters of tense. "Pants" is plural after all.

Okay, have fun! (I hope...)

[aιэjаηdяа]

"The pants will be with you, always"

[D DEBBS]

Use the PANTS, Luke!

[vinceq]

Pants? Pants! We don't need no stinking pants!

[Jimbo77]

In the morning its pants (pants)
cause in the evening its pants (pants)

[vinceq]

sorry, I couldn't resist do this...

And the pants said long haired freaky people need not apply
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my hat I said imagine that, huh, me working for you
woah!

pants pants everywhere a pants
Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the pants

And the pants said anybody caught trespassing would be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and yelled at the house, Hey! what gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in
If God was here, he'd tell you to your face, man you're some kinda sinner

pants pants everywhere a pants
Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the pants

Now, hey you Mister! can't you read, you got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't even watch, no you can't eat, you ain't suppose to be here
pants said you got to have a membership card to get inside Uh!

And the pants said everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray
But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all,
I didn't have a penny to pay, so I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little pants
I said thank you Lord for thinking about me, I'm alive and doing fine

[Jimbo77]

The boys are always trying to pants me

(my humps by blackeyed peas)

[D DEBBS]

Smells like pants spirit

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

I think we're gonna need some bigger pants.

[vinceq]

A long time ago in a pants far, far away.

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

Summer lovin', had me some pants

[D DEBBS]

Hopelessly devoted to pants.

[vinceq]

Kris Kross make you pants, pants.
The daddy mac make you pants, pants.

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

If you wanna be my lover, gotta get with my pants

[D DEBBS]

I get pants down, but I get pants again, no one's ever gonna pants me down

[BigButtSkinner]

Pants of the rich & the famous
They're always complainin', always complaiiiiiinin'
If pants is such a problem
Well they've got mansions
Think we should pants them

[vinceq]

I get pants down, but I get pants again, no one's ever gonna pants me down

best use of pants ever!

..............................

... from my cold dead pants.

[D DEBBS]

I'm hot blooded, check it and see, got a pants of 103!

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

Baby, I'm takin' the long way home, 'cause my pants, they don't live there no more.

[D DEBBS]

Here we are now, pants us!

I feel stupid and pantless!

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

We both share the same pants, we both have the same mind

[D DEBBS]

Ah, might as well pants!

Go ahead and pants!

[vinceq]

Pants you and the horse you rode in on!

[D DEBBS]

Aw, go pants yourself!

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

You'll be a dentist, pants will pay you to be inhumane

[D DEBBS]

I got me a Chysler, it's as big as a pants, and we're heading for the Love Pants trail!

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

Me and my baby gonna check check check out the pants

[D DEBBS]

What walks down pants, alone or in pants, and makes a clinkitty-clankitty
sound?

A pants, a pants, a marvelous pants, everyone knows it's pants!

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

All I want is for my pants to love me as much as I love my pants.

[D DEBBS]

Oooooh, pants to pants ya, bay-bee!

[remember alf?]

all you need is pants---hey pants---the pants on the hill---i am the pants man they are the pants man,i am the paaants---while my guitar gently pants---let it pants--sgt pepper's lonely pants club band----pants!..i need somebody---pants pants me oh yeah like i pants you---maxwells silver pants---ive got a feeling a feelin deep in pants oh yeah---cant buy me pants---something in the pants she moves---octopuss' pants---a well rocky ya met your pants---she came in through the bathroom pants---magical mystery pants---hard days pants---lucy in the pants w/ diamonds---within you or without pants---tomorrow never pants--old brown pants---ballad of john & pants---dont let me pants---pollythene pants---i should have known pants---norwegian pants---i've just seen a pants---in my pants , i love you more---it's only pants---think for your pants---you wont see pants---i'm looking through pants---run for your pants---nowhere pants---what goes on...in your pants---if i needed pants---drive my pants ---8 pants a week---i feel pants---you wont see pants ---and your pants can sing---we can pants it out---i pants you---you've got to hide your pants away---the pants before ---another pants---you're gonna lose that pants---ticket to pants --- pants-man---for no pants---good pants sunshine---all together pants---got to get you into my pants---the inner pants---you know my pants(look up the number)---thank you pants---i want to hold your pants-----------

one could go on & on & on :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

[gangman]

friends, country men, lend me your pants!
:LOL:

[vinceq]

If I was the man I was five years ago, I'd take a pants to this place!

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

Ask not what your pants can do for you, but what you can do for your pants!

[D DEBBS]

I'd like to teach the pants to sing, in perfect harmony.

Grow pants trees and pants bees and and snow white pants doves.

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

Pants in the morning, pants in the evening, pants at suppertime. When pants are on a bagel, you can have pants anytime.

[D DEBBS]

Pants at last, pants at last, thank Pants Almighty, we're pants at last!

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

Michael Crichton's "The Great Pants Robbery"

[vinceq]

Jurassic Pants

[D DEBBS]

The Lost Pants: Jurassic Pants.

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

Eaters of the Pants

[D DEBBS]

Odor-Eaters...in my pants.

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

We your Dreamgirls, pants, we'll make you happy,
We your Dreamgirls, pants, we'll always care,

(It's late. Sue me.)

[Jimbo77]

Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants, PapapaPants, Make the world go round

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

Pants are a girl's best friend

[Sparks]

To pants, or not to pants. That...is the pants.

[vinceq]

Girls just wanna have pants

[D DEBBS]

My boy lolli-pants, he makes me wanna giddy-pants.

[vinceq]

Saved by the pants.

[D DEBBS]

Cupid, draw back your pants, and let your pants flow...

[Sparks]

When you're alone, and life is making you lonely You can always go Downpants...

[D DEBBS]

Tempted by the pants of another, now that you've been pants...

[altoids30]

Yesterday, all my pants seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay...

Help, I need some pants,
Help, not just any pants,
Help, you know I need some pants, help...

Wanna whole lotta pants?
Wanna whole lotta pants?
Wanna whole lotta pants?
Wanna whole lotta pants?
Way down inside, woman,
You need pants.

Pantsman, come together with your pants, save me, I'm together with your pants...

Cats foot iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoias poison door.
Twenty first century schizoid pants

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

Pants in the Attic

[Sparks]

You can't always pants what you want, you can't always pants what you pants, but if you pants some pants, you might pants, you pants what you need...

[D DEBBS]

This ain't a scene, it's a gawd-damned pants race!

[Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland]

I've seen pants you people wouldn't believe. Attack pants on fire off the shoulder of Pants. I watched C-pants glitter in the dark near the Pansthauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like pants in rain. Time to pants.

[Sparks]

Spinal Pants the Rolling Pants Velvet Underpants Pants N' Roses White Pants Pant2 RadioPants Red Hot Chili Pants Pearl Pants

[D DEBBS]

Peanut Butter and Jelly Pants!

[You Only Move Thrice]

The Old Man and the Pants

[D DEBBS]

Flowers in the Pants

[General Jack D. Ripper]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Pants. (Levis to be exact)

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Pants

[D DEBBS]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Pants.

[Lisa Is A Nut]

The Grinch who stole Pants

[D DEBBS]

The Cat In the Pants

[gheorghe]

i'm not out of pants, YOU're out of pants! the whole freakin system is out of pants!!

[gonz]

"bobby, if you were'nt my pants i'd hug you"

[Lisa Is A Nut]

I just can't get you out of my pants

[D DEBBS]

Whether you're a mother or whether you're a brother, you're staying pants, staying pants!

[Lisa Is A Nut]

I'm too sexy for my pants

[D DEBBS]

If you want my pants and you think I'm pants, come on, honey, let me know!

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

Weapons of Pants Destruction

[D DEBBS]

Mission Accompants!

[Rococo Fox]

"All I want for Christmas are pants."

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

You're the pants that I want, you are the pants for, ooh-ooh-ooh honey,
You're the pants that I want, you are the pants for, ooh-ooh-ooh, the pants I need,
Oh, pants indeed!

[Rococo Fox]

You're the pants that I want, you are the pants for, ooh-ooh-ooh honey,
You're the pants that I want, you are the pants for, ooh-ooh-ooh, the pants I need,
Oh, pants indeed!

That might actually make a good commercial. :D

[D DEBBS]

Lucy In The Sky With Pants

[Lisa Is A Nut]

Pants are a girl's best friend

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

Little Pants of Horrors

[Rococo Fox]

"The Pants Are Too Much With Us; Late and Soon"

[D DEBBS]

In the pants, you can sail the seven pants!

[Lisa Is A Nut]

5, 4, 3, 2, 1-Pants off!

[D DEBBS]

Mission: Impantsible

[NIGHT MAYOR]

"With great pants, comes great responsibility."

[Rococo Fox]

Pants make the world go round. (Or lack thereof at times. ;))

[Lisa Is A Nut]

Look for the bare pants, the simple bare pant, forget about your pants and your strife.

[Lisa Is A Nut]

Hey Pants you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my pants.

[Rococo Fox]

We wish you a merry Pantsmas, we wish you a merry Pantsmas, we wish you a merry Pantmas, and a new pair of pants!

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

Into the Pants

[Rococo Fox]

It's a Wonderful Pant

[Lisa Is A Nut]

It's a hard knock pant for us

[Dewey Finn]

It's a Pant They-Are-A Changin'

[Lisa Is A Nut]

Pants Like It Hot

[Rococo Fox]

Pants and Delilah

[Lisa Is A Nut]

Hey, hey, you, you! I don't like your pants! No way, no way! I think you need some new pants!

[D DEBBS]

Pants with me, I want to be your partner! Pants with me...

[Lisa Is A Nut]

We say "Trousers" in the UK, so I'll go with that for this post.

Trouser Pig,
Trouser Pig
Does whatever a Trouser pig does
Can he swing from a web?
No he can't he's a pig!
Look out!
He is a Trouser Pig

[Rococo Fox]

Please pants me, oh, yeah, like I pants you.

[Cupcake Kitsune]

I'm king of the pants!

[D DEBBS]

Have Yourself A Merry Little Pants.

[Cupcake Kitsune]

That's What She Pantsed

[Rococo Fox]

Later on, we'll conspire as we dream by the fire to face unafraid the pants that we made, walking in a winter wonderland.

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Extra Long Simpsons Edition:

Eat my pants!
Mmmm....Pants
Pants Carumba!
Marge, it takes two to pant, one to pant and one to listen.
Ha-Pants

[Rococo Fox]

Marge, it takes two to pant, one to pant and one to listen.


:LOL: :thumbsup:

[D DEBBS]

Santa Claus Is Pantsing To Town

[Cupcake Kitsune]

:LOL: :thumbsup:

Glad you liked it!

Or rather, Glad you pantsed it!

[D DEBBS]

I read the pants today, oh boy...

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Harleen if you liked my last one you'll love this one:
The Pants Game: Blood Feud and Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk Edition

Blood Pants
Pants Feud
Pants Verkaufen der Pantswerk

Homer: Marge, you're my wife, and I love you very much. But you're living in (fairy voice) a world of make-believe. With flowers and bells and pants and magic pants with funny little hats...

Homer: Marge, what's my pants type?

Lisa: You know his pants type? How ropantic.

Burns: As usual you've been the sober pants to my raging knickers.

Quimby: Nobody leaves Diamond Joe Quimby holding the pants!

Burns: Ah, the mirthless pants of the damned. Hold your nose, Smithers---we're going in.

Homer: Ooh, half pants!

Burns: What good are pants if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man?

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

Pants! Why did it have to be pants?!

[Rococo Fox]

Harleen if you liked my last one you'll love this one:
The Pants Game: Blood Feud and Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk Edition

Blood Pants
Pants Feud
Pants Verkaufen der Pantswerk

Homer: Marge, you're my wife, and I love you very much. But you're living in (fairy voice) a world of make-believe. With flowers and bells and pants and magic pants with funny little hats...

Homer: Marge, what's my pants type?

Lisa: You know his pants type? How ropantic.

Burns: As usual you've been the sober pants to my raging knickers.

Quimby: Nobody leaves Diamond Joe Quimby holding the pants!

Burns: Ah, the mirthless pants of the damned. Hold your nose, Smithers---we're going in.

Homer: Ooh, half pants!

Burns: What good are pants if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man?

:LOL: :cheer: :woohoo: Thank you, Phillip! Those were quite hi-larious! :pac-man: I especially loved "You know his pants type? How ropantic", "s usual you've been the sober pants to my raging knickers", and "What good are pants if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man?" :D

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Thank you Harleen! I was bored today so decided to do this especially for you. Glad you liked them! :D

[Rococo Fox]

For you, Phillip:

Homer: Dad, I have a problem.
Grampa: Why did you come to me? I don't know nothin'. I used to get by on my pant. Now they're gone... withered away like an old piece of fruit. (Sobs)
Homer: Are you done?
Grampa: No, not yet! I was voted the handsomest boy in Pants, New York!
Homer: Dad, I don't need advice! I need 15,000 dollars to buy pants!
Grampa: Oh, well. All I own are these pants, that I built with my own two hands!
Homer: You didn't build those pants! You won them on a crooked 50's game show!
Grampa: I pantsed everybody and got off scott free!


Flanders: (holding baby Lisa) Hi-dee-ho, Simpson. Your son shoved this through our pants door. And since we're returning your pants-born, do you think you could see your way to returning my pants tray--

Marge: According to Fretful Pants magazine, if Maggie doesn't talk by age one, we should consider a corrective pants-extender.

Homer: I think he’s a clown. He he he he. (edit)
Bart: Pants!
Homer: No, Bart. Pants is what grownups call me. Call me Daddy.
Bart: Pants.
Homer: Daddy.
Bart: Pants.
Homer: Daddy.
Bart: Da-da-Pants.
Homer: Why, you little…!

Lisa: It is better to remain silent and be thought a pair of pants than open your mouth and remove all pants.
Homer's Brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.
Homer: Takes pants to know pants.
Homer's Brain: Swish!

[Cupcake Kitsune]

:LOL: :gatorgasm: :gatorclap: :D :gatorlove: :thumbsup: <3 :pac-man: :cheer: :woohoo: :) :silly:

Thanks, Harleen! My favorites were the conversation with Homer and Bart, and the conversation with Homer and Lisa. But it all was great!

Er, that is, it all was pants!

[Rococo Fox]

Thank you, Phillip! :D I'm glad you enjoyed it! <3

[Cupcake Kitsune]

I believe you mean, in order to be in the spirit of the thread, I'm glad you pantsed it.

[Rococo Fox]

Hehe, you're right! Oops, I mean, you're pants! :D

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Shrek the Pants

[Rococo Fox]

It's beginning to look a lot like Pantsmas
Every pants we go
Take a look in the pants-and-tell
Glistening once again
With candy pants and silver pants aglow...

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Bart: Hey, it's a pants that looks like dad! Let's pants him!
Lisa: Okay.

[Rococo Fox]

Burns: Ooh, Smithers, let's go pantsing.

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Season 1 Edition:

Simpsons Roasting on An Open Pants
Bart the Pants
Homer's Pants
There's No Pants Like Home
Pants the General
Moaning Pants
The Pants of the Simpsons
The Telltale Pants
Life on the Pants Lane
Homer's Pants Out
The Pants of Wrath
Krusty Gets Pantsed
Some Enchanted Pants

[Rococo Fox]

Those are great, Phillip! :D Especially: Moaning Pants, The Telltale Pants, The Pants of Wrath, Krusty Gets Pantsed, and Some Enchanted Pants.

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Yes, The Telltale Pants and Krusty Gets Pantsed are my favorite, too. I should do these for the rest of the seasons, too. Though I do predict they'll peak at 7 and 8 and go downhill starting Season 10.

[Rococo Fox]

:LOL:

I'll do season 2!

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Okay. It can be: Harleen and Phillip J. Fry Present: The Simpsons, Pantsed Edition.

[Rococo Fox]

Season 2 Edition: Pants

Bart Gets A Pair of Pants
Pants and Delilah
Treehouse of Pants
Two Pants In Every Garage, Three Pants On Every Fish
Dancin' Pants
Dead Pantsing Society
Bart vs. Pantsgiving
Bart The Pantsdevil
Itchy & Scratchy & Pants
Bart Gets Hit by Pants
One Pants, Two Pants, Blowpants, Blue Pants
The Way We Pantsed
Homer vs. Lisa & the 8th Pair of Pants
Principal Pants
Oh Pants, Where Art Thou?
Bart's Pants Gets an F
Old Pants
Brush With Pantsness
Lisa's Pants
The War Of The Pants
Three Pants and a Comic Book
Pants Feud

[Cupcake Kitsune]

My favorites are:

TPIEGTPOEF
Dancin' Pants
Bart Gets Hit by Pants
The Way We Pantsed
Principal Pants
Old Pants
Pants Feud

Quite a few good ones! Congratulations! :) :D

[Rococo Fox]

Thank you! :D Would you care to do season 3?

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Hmm, for now I'll take 4,7, and 8 since they are my tops. You can have 3, 5, 6. I don't know how soon I'll get to them, er, pants to them, though.

[Rococo Fox]

Okay, I'll do 3. :)

Stark Raving Pants
Mr. Lisa Goes To Pantsington
When Flanders Pantsed
Bart The Pantser
Pants Defined
Like Father, Like Pants
Treehouse of Pants II
Lisa's Pants
Pants of Thunder
Flaming Pants
Burns Pantskaufen Der Pantswerk
I Married Pants
Radio Pants
Lisa The Pants
Pants Alone
Pants the Lover
Homer at the Pants
Separate Pants
Pants Of Death
Colonel Pants
Black Pantser
The Pants Show
Bart's Pants Falls in Love
Brother Can You Spare Two Pants?

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Great Harleen! I'll try to make mine soon. These were my favorites:

When Flanders Pantsed
Lisa's Pants (bet you can't guess why! :silly: )
Pants of Thunder
Flaming Pants
I Married Pants
Radio Pants
Pants the Lover
Pants of Death
The Pants of Death
Colonel Pants
Bart's Pants Falls in Love
Brother, Can You Spare Two Pants?

Wow, these are even better than the Season 2 ones!

[Rococo Fox]

Thanks, Phillip! :D :woohoo:

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Pants welcome, Harleen!
:woohoo:

[Rococo Fox]

"If you were my pants
My feet would never touch the ground
If you were my pants
My heart would shout your name out loud
I could conquer the world
If you were my pants!"

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Sideshow Bob Edition:

Sidepants Bob
Pantshow Bob
Sideshow Pants
Krusty Gets Pantsed
Pants Widower
Cape Pants
Sideshow Bob Pants
Sideshow Pant's Last Pair of Pants
Brother from Another Pair of Pants

[Rococo Fox]

Day of the Pantsanapes
The Great Pants Detective
Funeral for Pants

[Cupcake Kitsune]

The Italian Pants

[Rococo Fox]

:D I like that one!

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Muchas Gracias!

[Rococo Fox]

No hay de que! :D

[Cupcake Kitsune]

:confused: Come again? (I'm not very good at Spanish)

[Rococo Fox]

It was "You're welcome!" :D

[Cupcake Kitsune]

I thought "De nada" was your welcome?

[Rococo Fox]

You could use either one. :)

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Oh. Voy a ir a la cine a las cuatro de la mañana.

[Rococo Fox]

Que cine vas mirar?

[Cupcake Kitsune]

What theater am I going to watch? Don't you mean what movie? That's película. And I was joking. Didn't you notice that I said I was going at 4:00 AM?

[Rococo Fox]

Oh, well, manana could be morning or tomorrow. I did find it peculiar, but I just assumed you meant tomorrow. :D

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Well when you say "de la mañana," that specifically means "in the morning," while just saying "mañana" means tomorrow.

[Rococo Fox]

Yeah, I know, but I thought maybe you just weren't writing it right, so I assumed you were intending to say "tomorrow". :D Sorry for the mix-up! :LOL:

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Yes, I thought that maybe after I said, "I'm not good at Spanish," that you just assumed I was pantsing it wrong.

[Rococo Fox]

Hehe, yes, I assumed that perchance you were pantsying it wrong. Which reminds me that we should get back into the spirit of the thread, so without further adieu:

"I got pants on a cloudy day
When it's pants outside, I got the month of May
I guess, you say
What could make me pants this way?
My pants, my pants, my pants
Talking about my pants
My pants
Ooooooooh!"

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Futurama Edition:

Bender: Bite my shiny metal pants!
Fry: Why am I all wet and pants? Did I miss something fun?
Zoidberg: Pants for Zoidberg!
Professor Farnsworth: Good pants, everybody!

[Rococo Fox]

Trousers' Creek

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Desperate Knickers

[Rococo Fox]

Private Pants

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Pantorama

[Rococo Fox]

Pantsoween

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Pants J. Fry
Phillip J. Pants
Phillip Pants Fry
HarleenPants
PantsQuinn
HarpantsQuinn
PantsleenQuinn

[Rococo Fox]

Haha, those are good! :D Let's make some for other members:

Stevie V. Pantsvello
Pantie V. Scrivello
Stevie Pants Scrivello
Stevie V. Scripantso
Starpants
Pantsman
Lisa is a Pants
Pants is a Nut
Master Pantslock

[Cupcake Kitsune]

:LOL: Pantie V. Scrivello :LOL:

CaptainPants
PantsDillo
TheForbiddenPants
ThePantsDonut
Pants's Choice
Gorilla's Pants
Pants (chou)
Spiky Haired Pants
PantsHairedHooligan
SpikyPantsHooligan
PantsPantsHooligan
SpikyPantsPants
PantsHairedPants

[Rococo Fox]

You really went wild with SHH! :LOL: My favorites were TheForbiddenPants and SpikyHairedPants! :D And I was going to put Pants for Chou too!

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Well, there were so many options of what to do that I had to pants them all! :LOL:

[Rococo Fox]

:LOL:

Caribou Pants
Pants Christ
Cerpin Pants
Pants Cerpin
My Little Pants
Otis Pants Jivefunk
Property of Pants Flanders
Pants of Ned Flanders

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Okay I will do Season 8 now:

Pants of Horror VII
The Pants and I
The Genesis Pants
Citizen Pants
You Only Pants Twice
The Homer They Pants
Pants, Baby Pants
Pants After Dark
A Pants Divided
Lisa's Date With Pants
Hurricane Pants
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Pants (The Mysterious Voyage of Our Pants)
The Springfield Pants
The Twisted Pants of Marge Simpson
Mountain of Pants
Simpsonpantafragilistic....
The Itchy and Scratchy and Pants Show
Homer's Pants
The Brother From Another Pair of Pants
My Sister, My Pants
Homer vs. The Eighteenth Pants
Pants Store Confidential
The Pants Mutiny
The Old Pants and the Lisa
In Pants We Trust
Pants's Enemy
The Pants Spin-off Showcase
The Secret Pants of Lisa Simpson

[Rococo Fox]

:LOL: My favorites were:

The Twisted Pants of Marge Simpson
The Old Pants and the Lisa
In Pants We Trust
The Secret Pants of Lisa Simpson

[Cupcake Kitsune]

I think we should start to pants the separate TOH segments, too.

[Rococo Fox]

Yeah, that's a good idea. I'll do season 4.

Kamp Pants
A Streetcar Named Pants
Pants the Heretic
Lisa the Pants Queen
Treehouse of Pants III
Pants Without Pity
King Pants
Dial P For Pants
Itchy & Scratchy: The Pants
Marge Gets a Pair of Pants
New Pants on the Block
Mr. Pants
Lisa's First Pants
Homer's Triple Bypants
Marge vs. the Pantsrail
Selma's Pants
Pants From the Same Planet
I Love Pants
Pantsless
Last Exit to Pantsfield
So It's Come To This: A Pants Clip Show
The Pants
Whacking Pants
Marge in Pants
Pants Gets Kancelled

[Cupcake Kitsune]

My favorites were:

A Streetcar Named Pants
Dial P for Pants
Marge Gets a Pair of Pants
I Love Pants
Whacking Pants
Marge in Pants

[Rococo Fox]

Hehe, I'm surprised you didn't like "Lisa's First Pants". XD

[Cupcake Kitsune]

I missed that pair of pants! That is my number one favorite!

[D DEBBS]

Yesterday, and all my pants were so far away...

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Homer: Out of my way, jerkpants!

[Rococo Fox]

It's something like an old pair of pants
That kills you but you sing along
The pants just tears you all apart
It's something like a broken heart

[Cupcake Kitsune]

The Krusty the Pants Show

[Rococo Fox]

The Georgia pants on the Jasper county pants
Could wash away all the pants we made

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Pant Groening
Josh Pantstein
Pants Oakley
John Pantswelder

[Rococo Fox]

Pants, M.D.

[Cupcake Kitsune]

The Wonder Pants

Inpantable
I Love Pants (And He Does Too)

[Rococo Fox]

Slumber Pants
Unexpected Pantnections
Wailin' Pants
Pants, Love, and Cowardice
Pants Me
Pants: An SNPP Production

[Cupcake Kitsune]

The Pantsons, Season 1, on DVD

[Rococo Fox]

Pants Ver Pantsen Der Pantswerk

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Lisa's Pants' Pants

[Rococo Fox]

Run For Your Pants

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Chicken Pants

[Rococo Fox]

Fred Pants

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Santa Pants

[Rococo Fox]

Panta Claus

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Quinn, Harleen

[Rococo Fox]

?

[Cupcake Kitsune]

I was pantsing on so many threads that I thought this was the A-Z thread! :LOL:

[Rococo Fox]

:LOL: That's what I pantsumed! :)

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Pants for Understanding!

[Rococo Fox]

No pantslem! :D

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Jingle Pants, Jingle Pants, Jingle all the pants!

[Rococo Fox]

I pants to go now! Pants to you later!

[Cupcake Kitsune]

I pants to go soon, too.

[Starman]

The Twisted Pants of Marge Simpson
Pants Be Not Proud
Pants Feud
Pants Enchanted Evening
Life on the Pants Lane
Moaning Pants
Pants Roasting on an Open Fire
Bart Sells His Pants
Radioactive Pants
Pants Sweet Pants-Didilly-Dum-Doodily
Who Shot Mr. Pants? Part 1
Pants of Madness
Lady Bouvier's Pants
Pants From Another Series

[jase]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a pants

[D DEBBS]

Well, fiddle-dee-pants!

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Lisa: If anyone needs pants, I'll be in my room.

[Rococo Fox]

Here comes Panta Claus, here comes Panta Claus, right down Panta Claus lane. He doesn't care if you ripped your trousers, he'll pants you all the same.

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Ruldoph, the red-pantsed Reindeer, had a pair of shiny pants, and if you ever saw them, you would say that they were pants.

[Rococo Fox]

Silver pants, silver pants, it's Pantsmas time in the pantie...

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Bart: Pants Carumba!

[D DEBBS]

Have a holly jolly Pantsmas, it's the best pants of the year!

[Cupcake Kitsune]

We pants you a merry pantsmas, we pants you a merry pantsmas, we pants you a merry pantsmas and a happy new pants!

[Rococo Fox]

Spider pants, spider pants, do whatever spider pants do. Can they swing from a branch? No, they can't. They're a pair of pants.

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Bite my shiny metal pants!

Hooray for Pantsberg!

Baby needs a new pair of pants!

[Rococo Fox]

Pants on board
How I've adored
That pants on my pants' window pants
A bounce in my pants
Loaded with pants
'Cause I'm pantsing in the pantspool pants

[Cupcake Kitsune]

That was pantsed so much that at first I couldn't tell what the original was.

[Rococo Fox]

:LOL:

[Cupcake Kitsune]

POL
Pantsing Out Loud

[Rococo Fox]

I was going to pants something similar! :D

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Holly Pants

[Rococo Fox]

Charles Pantsgomery Burns

[D DEBBS]

Robert Underpants Terwilliger

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Eternal Pants of the Simpson Pants

[Rococo Fox]

Waypants Pantsmithers

[Cupcake Kitsune]

I've been forgetting to pants in this thread with all the new NA threads popping up!

[Rococo Fox]

Ruth Pantsers

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Pants Powers

[Rococo Fox]

Pantser Puff Girls

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Pantsolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer

[Rococo Fox]

Pantsman and Robin

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Charles Pantgomery Burns

[Rococo Fox]

Pantsip J. Fry

[Robbie]

Pants Moleman

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Futurpantsa

[Rococo Fox]

King Pants

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Treehouse of Horror-Pants

[Rococo Fox]

Apants Again Natura-Pantilly

[Cupcake Kitsune]

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Pants

[Rococo Fox]

Last Exit to Pantsfield

[Cupcake Kitsune]

In an empty pants realm of sun, sky, and pants.

[Rococo Fox]

Empty? :( It's empyrean! :D

[Cupcake Kitsune]

I know, but I thought that pantsing it as empty pants instead of empypants would be funnier.

[Rococo Fox]

Ah, I pantstand! :D

[D DEBBS]

Getting to know pants, getting to know everything about pants.

Getting to like pants, hoping that pants will like me.

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Lisa the Pantson

[Rococo Fox]

Homer the Pantsthers

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Crack those pants! Licorice Pants!

[Rococo Fox]

I'm surprised you haven't pants up with that before! :D

[Cupcake Kitsune]

I am surpantsed, too! Also, can you tell me if there were anymore grammar pants that I missed after revising chapter 3? I know there were probably some, as I both wrote and revised it fast, and I'd like the trained eye of a writer to look over for me.

[Rococo Fox]

I don't think it matters too pants for chapter 3 bepants most of your pantsers have already pantsed it by now. But for chapter 4, I'll pants over it and tell you if there are any pantsmatical errors bepants your other pantsers pants it!

[Cupcake Kitsune]

I'm pantsfused. And okay, I thought I had fixed all of them but Chou had agreed with you and said that there were a few, and now I'm all pantsed about it.

[Rococo Fox]

Well, since most of your pantsers have already read chapter 3, I don't think it matters for that chapter too much, but for chapter 4, I'll try to pants over it first.

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Okay, thanks for pantsassuring me. Also, Mike Scully is on for the first time since we pantsed to be in the Essay Krew, but I don't think he has pantsed lately to see if anyone else has pantsed to be in it. Also, the mod I pantsed my PM to for a name change logged off in the middle of me sending it.

[Rococo Fox]

Darn! I hope Mike Scully lets us in, because I want those mortarpants stars!