Give A Simpson's Gift For Christmas

[Gatorgod]

If you saw it on the Simpson's, then give it as a present to the NHC member of your choice ~or~ the previous poster

To: Reverend Lovejoy
From: Santa

A book of old Carpet samples

Merry Christmas!

[Reverend Lovejoy]

To: Next poster
From: Santa

A copy of 'Someone's in the kitchen with Jesus'

Happy Christmas, and thanks for the carpet samples, Gatorgod!

[Gatorgod]

To: Reverend Lovejoy
From: Santa

A Gorilla Vest!

Have a cool Yule

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

To Gatorgod: One of those talking Malibu Stacy Dolls
From:Santa

Happy politcally correct, non-denominational holidays!

[TheForbiddenDonut]

To: Next Poster
From: Santa

A Mary Worth phone.

Merry Christmas.

[Gatorgod]

[/URL]To: TheForbiddenDonut[URL="http://www.nohomers.net/member.php?u=14566"] (http://www.nohomers.net/member.php?u=14566)
From: Santa

a Time Travel Toaster

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

To: Next Poster
From: Santa

An inanimate carbon rod

Happy Holidays!

[Paul]

To: Stevie V. Scrivello
From: Satan

Maude's corpse

Merry corpsemas.

[Sniper Squirrel]

To: Paul
From: Santa

A signed copy of "Can I borrow a feeling"

Happy Holidays

[TheForbiddenDonut]

To: Stevie
From: Santa

Bobo the bear, the most cherished of Burns' posessions.

Merry Christmas! (again)

[Sniper Squirrel]

To: TheForbiddenDonut
From: Santa

Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge

[TheForbiddenDonut]

To: Sniper Squirrel
From: Jolly Ol' St Nick

A box of Mr. Sparkle detergent

[Gatorgod]

To: TheForbiddenDonut
From: Santa Ana

A Football in the Groin

Merry Xmas! (Oof!)

[Paul]

To: Gatorgod
From: Santa

A permanent stay in a solitary room at the New Bedlam Home for the Emotionally Interesting.

Have a nice life.

[Henrik P]

To: Paul
From: Santa

First issue of Radioactive Man ever

Merry Christmas!

[Sniper Squirrel]

To: Henrik P
From: Santa

VHS copy of "the fantabulous contraption of professor Horatio Hufnagel"

Merry christmas

[Paul]

To: Sniper Squirrel
From: Santa

A panda rapist.

Merry Christm-ass

[Nameless]

To: Whoever the hell I feel like
From: Me

A shiny new dime

Happy Christmas

[Henrik P]

To: Nameless
From: Santy

One 'Homer's Patented Space-Age Out of This World Moon' waffle.

Enjoy.

[Sniper Squirrel]

To: Henrik P
From: Annual gift Man

A signed copy of "Will there ever be a rainbow"

[Gatorgod]

To: Sniper Squirrel
From Grinch Gator

A Finding Nemo blanket, ...so you can sleep with the Fishes! http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/gatorgod/GatorIcons/Dead3.gif

Feliz Navidad's

[Sniper Squirrel]

To: Gatorgod
From: Santa Squirrel

A rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator

Merry Christmas

[Gatorgod]

To: D Debbs
From: Santa Gator

A Girl-tech security Diary ~*Zap*~

Merry Christmas

[Gatorgod]

To: Santa's Cats Mittens
From: Santa

A Mr Plow jacket

Merry Christmas

[Paul]

To: Gatorgod
From: Santa

A Juice Loosener (Osaka Flu included)

Have a vomit-inducing Christmas.

[Gatorgod]

To: Paul
From: Santa

A Love-o-Matic Grampa

Merry Xmas

[brody]

To: Gatorgod
From: (Die) Santa

A rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore

Merry Xmas

[Gatorgod]

To: (Die) Santa
From: (Live) Santa

A Puppy GooGoo doll

Merry Christmas

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

To: TheForbiddenDonut

From: Santa

The only nude picture of Mark Twain in existence

Merry Christmas!

PS: Thanks for the teddy! I'll never let it out of my sight! :)

[Gatorgod]

To: Stevie V. Scrivello
From: Santey Clauski

Moe's jar of Pickled eggs

Merry Christmas

[Sniper Squirrel]

To: Gatorgod
From: Santa

The only existing nude photo of Mark Twain

Merry Christmas

[Gatorgod]

To: Sniper Squirrel
From: Santa

Moon Pies & Penny Whistles

Merry Christmas

[D DEBBS]

To: Gator God

From: Santa Claws (aka Tyrant T. Tabby)

The book: Happiness Is A Naked Steve Allen

[Sniper Squirrel]

To: D Debbs
From: Santa

Tactical pants retaining system

Happy belated Holiday

[Gatorgod]

To: D Debbs
From: Santa

A Pin Pals team bowling jacket

Happy Kwanzaa (dec 26 - Jan 1) ???:silly:

[D DEBBS]

To: Gator God

From: Santa Tyrant


The Bowl Earth catalog

[Gatorgod]

From: D Debbs
To: Costingtons Merchandise Returns dept

Panda costume reeking of Panda love

..Do you still have the receipt? ..No? ..Sorry, no return

[D DEBBS]

To: Gator God


From: Tirano (aka Tyrant in Espanol)

Hair In A Drum follicle enhancement product

[Gatorgod]

To: Reverend Lovejoy
From: Santa

Free 2 months trial membership in Marges "Shapes Gym for women"


Merry Christmas!

[Starman]

To: Gatorgod
From: Santa

Jebediah's Fife

Merry Christmas!

[Gatorgod]

To: Starman
From: Santa

One watered down pitcher of beer from Moe's tavern

Merry Christmas

[Drumstick]

To:Ralphspiderpig12
From:Me
A copy of Sax on the beach by Bleeding gums Murphy

Merry Christmas in November

[Gatorgod]

To: HarleenQuinn
From: Santa

Smithers Malibu Stacy collection

Merry Christmas

[Gatorgod]

(http://nohomers.net/member.php?u=1168) To: skittlebrau
From: Santa

Abe Simpsons "Complaint to the Editor" letters, collected vol I & II

Feliz Navidad's

[Ralph_Wiggum]

To: Gatergod
From: Santa

A sarcasm detector

It's going off the charts!
Oh a sarcasm detector! Now thats a real good use!
BOOM!!

[Lisa Is A Nut]

To: RalphSpiderPig12
From: Santa

A Home-Made Magnet

[Gatorgod]

To: Lisa Is A Nut
From: Santa

A Marge knitted "Dome Sweet Dome" wall decoration

Merry Christmas

[Rococo Fox]

To: HarleenQuinn
From: Santa

Smithers Malibu Stacy collection

Merry Christmas

Why thank you! :gatorlove: And for you, Gatorgod...*searches through bag* Aha! Here we are: Bart's label maker! Hope you like it! :D

[Dewey Finn]

To: Reverend Lovejoy
From: Santa

A copy of 'Angry Dad' cartoon

Merry Christmas!

[Rococo Fox]

To: Master Frylock
From: Holly Quinn

Alison Taylor's diorama.

Merry Christmas!

[Dewey Finn]

To: Harleen Quinn
From: Santa

'Boss of My Heart' tattoo

Happy X-Mas!

[Rococo Fox]

To: Harleen Quinn
From: Santa

'Boss of My Heart' tattoo

Happy X-Mas!

Thank you! :D Hehe, now I have Smithers' Malibu Stacey collection and his tattoo...my NoHomers friends are helping me steal his identity. :LOL: But hey, I don't mind. ;)

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

To: HarleenQuinn
From: Santa

An old obsolete Hamburglar Adventure comic.

Happy Holidays!

[Rococo Fox]

To: HarleenQuinn
From: Santa

An old obsolete Hamburglar Adventure comic.

Happy Holidays!

Thank you! :D

To: Simpsons_Fanboy
From: Holly Quinn

A Krusty Burger that expired in 1985. Enjoy! :D

Merry Christmas!

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

To HarleenQuinn
From: Stevie V. Scrivello

A smoking monkey statuette. Look, he's taking another puff!

Happy Chrismahannukwanza! ;)

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

Thank you! :D

To: Simpsons_Fanboy
From: Holly Quinn

A Krusty Burger that expired in 1985. Enjoy! :D

Merry Christmas!

To: Holly Quinn
From: Santa's_Fanboy

A free smoking-monkey!

"Look, he's taking another puff!" :dance:

Merry Christmas!

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

To HarleenQuinn
From: Stevie V. Scrivello

A smoking monkey statuette. Look, he's taking another puff!

Happy Chrismahannukwanza! ;)

Damn, you posted the exact same present I did before I got to. :-$

[Rococo Fox]

Aww, thank you both! I can always use two smoking monkeys! :D

To: Stevie V. Scrivello
From: Holly Quinn

A limited edition copy of "Will There Every Be A Rainbow?" signed by Mr. Burns.

Merry Chrismahannukwanza! :D

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

To: Holly Quinn
From: Santa's Fanboy

Take a Playstation-box with nothing inside but a coloring-book instead! :D

Merry Christmas!

[Rococo Fox]

To: Santa's Fanboy
From: Holly Quinn

Lisa's first saxophone before it got destroyed.

Merry Christmas!

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

To: Santa's Fanboy
From: Holly Quinn

Lisa's first saxophone before it got destroyed.

Merry Christmas!

To: Holly Quinn
From: Santa's Fanboy

a Methusaleh rookie card.

Happy... ummm... X-mas.

[Rococo Fox]

To: Santa's Fanboy
From: Holly Quinn

One of Mr. Burns' flying monkeys.

Happy Holidays!

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

To: Holly Quinn
From: Santa's_Fanboy

An oyster shell that resembles Lucille Ball.

Happy Humorous Holidays!

[Starman]

To: HarleenQuinn
From: Santa

One of Marge Simpson's many pearl necklaces.

Merry Christmas!

[Rococo Fox]

Wow, I'm getting lavished with presents! Thank you, everyone! :D

To: Starman
From: Holly Quinn

Edna Krabappel's framed picture of Gordie Howe.

Merry Christmas!

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

To: Starman.
From: Santa's_Fanboy

Brick and String.

Happy Holidays!

[Cupcake Kitsune]

To: Santa's Fanboy
From: Santa

A copy of Bonestorm.

Merry Christmas!

[Rococo Fox]

To: Phillip J. Fry
From: Holly Quinn

Radioactive Man Issue #302.

Merry Christmas! :D

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

To: Santa's Fanboy
From: Santa

A copy of Bonestorm.

Merry Christmas!

*Viciously unwraps present, jaw drops* No way!, it's Bonestorm II: Revenge of the Bone-yard!! :nerddance:

To: P.J.F
From: Santa's_Fanboy

Krusty's Home Pregnancy Test.

Merry Christmas!

[Cupcake Kitsune]

To: Phillip J. Fry
From: Holly Quinn

Radioactive Man Issue #302.

Merry Christmas! :D

Yes! That was the one issue I was missing!

To: Holly Quinn
From: Phillip J. Fry

A Krusty Troll Doll.

Merry Christmas!

[Rococo Fox]

To: Phillip J. Fry
From: Holly Quinn

A Krusty doll switched on evil. Enjoy! :LOL:

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

To: Holly Quinn
From: Santa's_Fanboy

an original Malibu Stacy from 1958.

NOTE: Careful!, they took this one off the market after some kid poked both his eyes out.

Happy Holidays!

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

I'm gonna use this post to check out my new Sig.

[Rococo Fox]

To: Santa's Fanboy
From: Holly Quinn

Sherry Bobbins' umbrella.

Happy ho-ho-holidays!

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

To: Santa's Fanboy
From: Holly Quinn

Sherry Bobbins' umbrella.

Happy ho-ho-holidays!

*Hurls umbrella to the floor* Oh my god!, it's still engulfed in flames after that unfortunate incident! *sets steaming hand aloft and runs in circles*.

To: Holly Quinn
From: Santa's_Fanboy

A limited-edition Itchy & Scratchy cel.

Happy Holidays!

[Cupcake Kitsune]

To: Santa's Fanboy
From: Phillip J. Fry

A pair of loafers (they're former gophers).

Happy Holidays!

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

To: Santa's Fanboy
From: Phillip J. Fry

A pair of loafers (they're former gophers).

Happy Holidays!

To: P.J.F
From: Santa's_Fanboy

a "Melvin and the Squirrels" record. (Part of the rodent invasion of the 60's.)

Merry Christmas!

[Gatorgod]

To: Santa's Fanboy
From: Gatorgod

A Justin TimberWolf stuffed Toy

Have A Cool Yule!

[Rococo Fox]

To: GatorGrinch
From: Holly Quinn

One perfect, icy, vanilla-hued snowball.

Merry Christmas!

[Starman]

Wow, I'm getting lavished with presents! Thank you, everyone! :D

To: Starman
From: Holly Quinn

Edna Krabappel's framed picture of Gordie Howe.

Merry Christmas!
To: Starman.
From: Santa's_Fanboy

Brick and String.

Happy Holidays!

Thanks guys! :)

=-=-=-=-=-=

To: Simpsons_Fanboy
From: Starmaniac

A bucket of Tomacco.

Merry Christmas and a happy new year.

[Rococo Fox]

To: Starman
From: Holly Quinn

Marge's pink Chanel suit. (Not sure what you can do with it...but...Merry Christmas! :D)

[Starman]

Aww, thanks! :)

To: Holly Quinn
From: Starman

A bottle of Bart's french perfume from Life on the Fast Lane.

[Rococo Fox]

*sprays some on* Whoa! Um...thank you...:shifty:

To: Starman
From: Holly Quinn

Mr. Burns' top hat and cane from "Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk".

[Starman]

Haha! :) Why thankyou!

To: Holly Quinn
From: Starman

Lee Carvello's 'Putting Challenge' from Marge Be Not Proud. :)

Merry Christmas!

[Rococo Fox]

Thank you! I always thought that game looked more fun than Bonestorm, and I've been wanting to learn golf, so...:D

To: Starman
From: Holly Quinn

A big box of Smithers' Playboy and Playgirl magazines. :LOL: Enjoy!

[Starman]

Why thankyou! :flirt:

To: Holly Quinn
From: Starman of Nazareth

5 Mommy Meals.

Merry Christmas! :)

[Rococo Fox]

Thank you! :D

To: Starman of Nazareth
From: Holly Quinn

An etch-a-sketch with a curse word on it. :D

Happy Holidays! :)

[Starman]

Thanks! :D

To: Holly Quinn
From: Starman of Nazareth

The 'Happy Little Elves' video from Some Enchanted Evening.

Merry Christmas! :)

[NumberZone]

I'll join:

To: Lisa Is A Nut
From: Jolly Old Saint Nick

An copy of "Apes-A-Poppin' - The Airline Version"

Have a Merry Christmas!

[Rococo Fox]

To: Number One Santa Claus
From: Holly Quinn

The entire comic collection stored in Coolsville.

Merry Christmas!

[Starman]

To: Gatorgod
From: Starman of Nazareth

The school saxaphone.

Happy Holidays!

[SpikyHairedHooligan]

to: starman
from: spikyhairedhooligan

a batch of marge's homebaked christmas cookies.

merry xmas!

[Starman]

Thanks! :)

To: SpikyHairedHooligan
From: Starman of Nazareth

'Baby on Board' - Platinum Edition

Merry Christmas!

[SpikyHairedHooligan]

thank you! :D

to: starman of nazareth
from: me (don't have an xmas name yet :()

otto's demolished school bus.

merry christmas!

[Starman]

Thankyou! *puts in pocket* :D hehe

To: SpikyHairedHooligan
From: Starman of Nazareth

2 litres of Egg-Nog.

Happy Holidays!

[NumberZone]

To: Gatorgod
From: Jolly Old Saint Nick

The Springfield Elementary Puma Pride Statue

[Ralph_Wiggum]

To: NumberZone
From: Father Christmas!

25% Off Try N' Save Coupon

Have A Very Merry X-Mas With Try N' Save! Your #1 Stop For Low Prices!

[D DEBBS]

To: Sniper Squirrel

Milhouse' Alf Pogs: I figured you can toss them into the air and shoot 'em!
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To: Gator God

The animation cel of Scratchy's arm (since he does cartoons)

[Ralph_Wiggum]

To: Starman
From: Father Christmas!

Radioactive Man #1!

Read with CARE, do not rip a single page!
-GBG

[Rococo Fox]

To: Stevie V. Scrivello
From: Holly Quinn

A framed photograph of Burns meeting Elvis.

Happy holidays! :D

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

To: Holly Quinn
From: Stevie V. Scrivello

Malibu Stacy Plus- she talks, and she has a new hat!

Happy politically correct, non-denominational holidays!

[Starman]

Thanks, RalphSantaPig!

To: Ralph Santa Pig
From: Starman of Nazareth

http://uloc.de/screenshots/h/habf08_16_dvd_homer_gone_wild.jpg

'Homer Gone Wild - Vol. 6'

Merry Christmas!

[Rococo Fox]

Thank you! :D You know, it's funny...I never played with dolls as a little girl, but now that everyone on NoHomers is giving me Malibu Stacy dolls, I just may have to give it a whirl. ;)

To: Stevie V. Scrivello
From: Holly Quinn

A boxset of the best of Troy McClure's movies from the 1980's.

Happy...whichever commercially-manifested holiday you celebrate!

[Cupcake Kitsune]

To: Holly Quinn
From: Phillip Jingle Bells Fry

Homer's Wonder Bat

Happy Holidays!

[Starman]

To: Phillip Jingle Bells Fry
From: Starman of Nazareth

Lenny's Hi-Def plasma screen TV.

Merry Christmas!

[Cupcake Kitsune]

To: Starman of Nazareth
From: Phillip Jingle Bells Fry

Jebediah Springfield's silver tongue.

Happy Holidays!

[Rococo Fox]

Thank you, Phillip! :D

To: Phillip "Jingle Bells" Fry
From: Holly Quinn

The ball of string that Lisa adds a string to whenever there is a marriage crisis between Homer and Marge. (That thing must be gargantuan by now. :D)

Merry Christmas!

[Cupcake Kitsune]

To: Holly Quinn
From: Phillip "Jingle Bells" Fry

2 liters of Corn Nog.
A can of wadded beef.
3 bags of Hurricane Chow.

Merry Christmas!

P.s. Love your new avatar.

[Starman]

Thanks for Jebediah's tongue, Phillip! :)

To: Phillip "Jingle Bells" Fry
From: Starman of Nazareth

One of Snowball II's collars

Merry Christmas, and a happy new year!

[Starman]

To: Holly Quinn
From: Starman of Nazareth

Milhouse's cup and ball

Happy Holidays

[Rococo Fox]

Thank you both! :D

To: Starman
From: Holly Quinn

The one and only Olmec head.

Merry Christmas!

To: Philip
From: Holly Quinn

Mr. Largo's conducting rod.

Merry Christmas!

[Starman]

To: Holly Quinn
From: Starman of Nazareth

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/t/09350-4.jpg

One copy of 'Bonestorm'

Happy Holidays!

[Rococo Fox]

To: Starman of Nazareth
From: Holly Quinn

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb78/literarycherub/200px-MargeGetsAJob.jpg

A bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates.

Happy Chrismakkwanza!

[Cupcake Kitsune]

To: Holly Quinn
From: Phillip "Jingle Bells" Fry

Once again, another Malibu Stacy doll. Oh wait, they're not dolls. They're aspiration figures.

[Rococo Fox]

Thank you, Phillip! I'm getting quite a collection here. :D

To: Phillip "Jingle Bells" Fry
From: Holly Quinn

Smithers' "Hot Nashville Nights" cowboy jacket.

Merry Christmas!

[Starman]

Thankyou, Harleen!

To: Holly Quinn
From: Starman of Nazareth

Marge's bar of soap from Dwight

Happy Holly-days!

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Thank you, Phillip! I'm getting quite a collection here. :D

To: Phillip "Jingle Bells" Fry
From: Holly Quinn

Smithers' "Hot Nashville Nights" cowboy jacket.

Merry Christmas!

LOL! I just paused El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer at that same exact part to see if anyone had posted anything new! That's really weird. Anyways...

To: Holly Quinn
From: Phillip "Jingle Bells" Fry

A honorary medal for Satisfactory Completion of the Second Grade.


To: Starman of Nazareth
From: Phillip "Jingle Bells" Fry

A container of "Little Lisa Slurry."

[Starman]

Thanks! :)

To: Phillip Jingle Bells Fry
From: Starman of Nazareth

http://www.guidautile.com/blog/img/simpson/Marge_palla_bowling.jpg

Marge's 'Homer' bowling bowl.

Happy Holidays!

[Rococo Fox]

LOL! I just paused El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer at that same exact part to see if anyone had posted anything new! That's really weird. Anyways...


:-O Wow, that is uncanny! I love bizarre coincidences like that, because I...:shifty:...kind of think I have psychic tendencies sometimes. :-$

To: Phillip "Jingle Bells" Fry
From: Holly Quinn

Lisa's patch of the blanket, featuring the sax, Mr. Largo, and Bleeding Gums.

Merry Christmas! :D

To: Starman of Nazareth
From: Holly Quinn

Homer's broken grill "work of art".

Happy Harley-days! :D

[Starman]

Thanks, Harleen! :)

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Thanks Harleen and Starman!

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

To: P.J.F
From: Santa's_Fanboy

Bleeding Gums Murphy's album, Sax on the Beach.

Happy Holidays!

[Rococo Fox]

To: Simpson's Fanboy
From: Holly Quinn

Santa's Little Helper.

Merry Christmas!

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

To: Simpson's Fanboy
From: Holly Quinn

Santa's Little Helper.

Merry Christmas!

Woo-hoo! :woohoo: I'm rich!

... Wait, he still works for Duff as their mascot under the name of Suds McDuff... Right? :confused:

To: Holly Quinn
From: Santa's_Fanboy

a DVD player and the first season of Magnum, P.I.

Happy Holidays!

[Gatorgod]

To: Everyone that submitted Fan Art & Scripts this year
From: Opal

Opal passes out coo coo Clocks to all

Merry Christmas!

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

To: Everyone that submitted Fan Art & Scripts this year
From: Opal

Opal passes out coo coo Clocks to all

Merry Christmas!

*Hurls Baby out of hands in exchange for Cuckoo clock, cuddles clock.*

[Lisa Is A Nut]

To: Gatorgod
From: Santa

$15,000 from the good people of Springfield, due to your unfortuante loss. *Wink, wink*

[Cupcake Kitsune]

To: Lisa is a Nut
From: Phillip J. Fry

The Flanders' weather vane.

Happy Holidays!

[Gatorgod]

To: Phillip J. Fry
From: Your reform school guard station window

A book of old carpet samples

Merry Christmas! ..now Back in your Cell!

[Ralph_Wiggum]

To: Starman
From: Santa

Krusty brand Cherry Soda!

Merry Chirstmas and good luck finding that golden straw!

Krusty!!!

[Starman]

Thankyou! :)

To: Ralph Santa Pig
From: Starman of Nazareth

Mayor Quimby's unfinished Steak and Potato dinner.

Merry Christmas, and a happy new year.

[D DEBBS]

To: Sniper Squirrel

From: Santa Debbs

Moe's shotgun...I figured you'll want a new weapon for mass destruction.

[Lisa Is A Nut]

To: D DEBBS
From: S.C

Lisa's pearl necklace, ooh it's a fairytale!

[Rococo Fox]

To: Lisa Is A Christmas-Hut
From: Holly Quinn

A much-too-early-to-be-given Valentine Card that reads "I Choo-choo-choose you!" :LOL: (Sorry, I'm really running out of Simpsons Christmas gift ideas.)

[Gatorgod]

To: D DEBBS
From: CodeNameSantaClause

Krusty Brand Pork Products

Murry Chris Mass

[Ralph_Wiggum]

To: Lisa Is A Christmas-Hut
From: RalphSantaPig

A silo of "Pig Crap"

Oink, snort, oink oink, snort
-Oink, Snort Snort Snort!

[D DEBBS]

To: Sniper Squirrel

From: Santa Debbs

Nelson's gun that Bart used to accidently kill Bart Jr. and Chirpy Boy's mother.

[Gatorgod]

To: Sniper Squirrel
From: Santa Gator

The Big Book of British Smiles

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/gatorgod/GatorIcons/BigGrin1.gif Merry X-mas!

[Ralph_Wiggum]

To: D DEBBS
From: RalphSantaPig

Witney, Jitney, Duby, Incest, Crystal Meth, International Harvester, and Birthday from "Yokel Chords", children of Brandine, two of whom are also children of Cletus.

Carefull, now, these young'uns are trouble!
Cletus - Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel- Del-Roy Spuckler

[Lisa Is A Nut]

To: RalphSantaPig
From: Lisa Is A Christmas-Hut

A Versitile Chanel Outfit recuded from $2800, to $90.

[Ralph_Wiggum]

To: Lisa Is A Christmas-Hut
From: RalphSantaPig


Witney
Jitney
Duby
Incest
Crystal Meth
International Harvester
Birthday
Tiffany
Heather
Cody
Dylan
Dermott
Jordan
Taylor
Brittany
Wesley
Rumer
Scout
Cassidy
Zoe
Chloe
Max
Hunter
Kendal
Katlin
Noah
Sasha
Morgan
Kira
Ian
Lauren
Q-bert
Phil


ALL of Cletus' kids!


Merry Christmas and a uh...er...happy new'un year!
Cletus

[Lisa Is A Nut]

To: RalphSantaPig
From: Lisa Is A Christmas-Hut

A Home-Made Donut Made From Maggie's Playdough*

*Warning: May cause you to gain an extra 5 pounds

Now Non-Toxic!

[Ralph_Wiggum]

To: Lisa Is A Christmas-Hut
From: RalphSantaPig

The complete Troy Mc.Clure collection! With all these:

Cry Yuma
Here Comes The Coast Guard
Preacher With A Shovel" (with Dolores Montenegro)
The Revenge of Abe Lincoln
The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West
Calling All Quakers" (with Dolores Montenegro)
Gladys The Groovy Mule
Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die
Dial M For Murderousness
The Erotic Adventures of Hercules
'P' is for Psycho
The President's Neck is Missing!
The Boatjacking of Supership 79
Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms
Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out
Space Mutants VII: Cry of the Space Mutant
The Itchy & Scratchy Movie" (small part)
Jagged Attraction
Look Who's Still Oinking
Calling All Lumberjacks
The Day Paul Bunyan Cried
Three Men And A Nuke
Radioactive Man III
Coffee, Tea, or Fiddle Dee Dee
Eenie Meeni Miney, Die


TV Series:

Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory
Buck Henderson, Union Buster
Handel With Kare
Troy McClure's Pre-Teen Soul Machine


TV Specials:

Miss American Girl Pageant
Carnival of the Stars
Alien Nose Jobs
Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show
The World Without Zinc
Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What
Here Comes The Metric System
Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly
60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims
Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass
The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot
Meat Council film : "Meat And You: Partners in Freedom
Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun
Firecrackers: The Silent Killer
A Tree Grew In Springfield
Dig Your Own Grave and Save
Mothballing Your Battleship
The Half-Assed Guide to Foundation Repair
Let's Save Tony Orlando's House
Out With Gout '88
Springfield Public Television Telethon"???

Infomercials and Miscellaneous:

I Can't Believe They Invented It: The Candy Bar That Cleans Teeth
I Can't Believe They Invented It: Eyeball Whitener
I Can't Believe They Invented It: Spiffy, the 21st Century Stain Remover
I Can't Believe They Invented It: The Juice Loosener
Introductory video to the "Ah! Fudge" chocolate factory
We're Sending our Love Down the Well
Introductory video to "Rancho Relaxo"
Voice-over for the Duff Gardens commercial
The Springfield Squares
Impulse Buying Network (IBN)
Muttonchops" (A one-man musical tribute to the great thinkers of the 19th Century.)
Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat" (with Brad Goodman)
Get Confident, Stupid!
Smoke Yourself Thin
Kiss Your Butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Procedures

Merry Christmas! And a square-eyed new year!
-Troy, you may remember me from such forum posts as (so & so & so & so)

[Lisa Is A Nut]

To: RalphSantaPig
From: Lisa Is A Christmas-Hut

Marge's Red Hat From The Cherry Red Tomatoes

[Ralph_Wiggum]

To: Lisa is A Christmas-Hut
From: RalphSantaPig

Mojo The Monkey

Do your happy dance Mojo!

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

To: RalphSpiderPig12
From: Santa's_Fanboy

a pair of 'Assassins'. ("Bart's Dog Gets an F".)

Merry X-mas!

[SpikyHairedHooligan]

to: santa's_fanboy
from: spikyhairedelf

laddy from 'the canine mutiny'.

merry christmas!

[Lisa Is A Nut]

To: SpikyHariedElf
From: Lisa Is A Christmas-Hut

A MoneyBank Charge Card and A Freeze/Save/Gas The Termites Helpline Number

[Ralph_Wiggum]

To: Lisa Is A Christmas-Hut
From: RalphSantaPig

The B-Sharps album 'Bigger Than Jesus'

Oink, snort, oink!

[Lisa Is A Nut]

To: RalphSantaPig
From: Lisa Is A Christmas-Hut

A Newspaper Article on The World's Largest Pizza

[Ralph_Wiggum]

To: Lisa Is A Christmas-Hut
From: RalphSantaPig

Malibu Stacy with huge breasts!

They took it off the market after some kid poked both his eyes out!

(Notice how it's a doll and the salesman says "Some kid poked both his eyes out?")

[Rococo Fox]

To: Phillip
From: Holly

A season 1 DVD boxset. Enjoy! ;)

[Ralph_Wiggum]

To: Holly Quinn
From: RalphSantaPig

Skybucks Coffee Heaven

[Cupcake Kitsune]

To: Phillip
From: Holly

A season 1 DVD boxset. Enjoy! ;)

Thanks you so much, Holly! :)

To: Holly Quinn
From: Phillip Jingle Bells Fry

A Season 9 DVD Boxset. Enjoy! ;)

To: RalphSantaPig
From: Phillip Jingle Bells Fry
A Season 8 DVD Boxset. Season 8 is my favorite season, so I hope you use this DVD set well, and enjoy it as much as I do. :)

[Ralph_Wiggum]

To: Phillip Jingle Bells Fry
From: RalphSantaPig

The co-script production of Reverend Flanders offer!

Thats right!

[Cupcake Kitsune]

Woah, you want me to work on the script with you?

To: RalphSantaPig
From: Phillip Jingle Bells Fry

My Answer: Yes!

Thank you so much, that is very kind. PM me with what you want me to write.

[Ralph_Wiggum]

Great! (I normaly do it with Lisa Is A Nut but I can let other members work with me)

To: Phillip Jingle Bells Fry
From: RalphSantaPig

My question: Do you want to work on the subplot?

[Cupcake Kitsune]

To: RalphSantaPig
From: Phillip Jingle Bells Fry

My second answer: Sure, I'll work on that. Once again, thanks, this is a really nice thing for you to offer me. I'll work on it as much as I can the next week, but I might be busy. I'll work on it whenever I can and get it into you as soon as I'm done.

[Ralph_Wiggum]

(It's alright, you can work on it when you like!)

[Cupcake Kitsune]

To: RalphSantaPig
From: Me
Okay, thanks, I just wanted to make sure that if I took a while on it it wouldn't make you mad that I was taking forever! :silly:

[Ralph_Wiggum]

(it's okay! I only get mad at my history teacher :silly:)

[Paul]

To: Simpsons_fanboy
From: I

A picture of the gay cops in The Simpsons Movie making out.

[Ralph_Wiggum]

To: Paul
From: Me

A picture of Homer with ned Flander's features drawn on it. (The Simpsons Movie)

Diddly! Diddly! Diddly diddly!

[Paul]

To: RalphSpiderPig12
From: Your secret admirer

A framegrab of Ned Flanders in the shower from Alone Again, Natura-diddly.

[Ralph_Wiggum]

I HAVE A SECRET ADMIERER?! wow! I;m one of the least popular in my year! YEAR 7!

[Gatorgod]

To: SpikyHariedElf
From: Santa Gator

The Missing piece to Lisa's Blocko Land souvenir

You wouldnt believe what I had to go through to get it! ...Merry Christmas!

[SpikyHairedHooligan]

thank you!

to: gatorgrinch
from: spikyhairedelf

a red gator with green eyes and a green bow wrapped around its body.

merry christmas!

[Ralph_Wiggum]

To: spikyhairedelf
From: RalphSantaPig

A Praystation (The Simpsons Game)

[Paul]

To: RalphSpiderPig12
From: Paul

a Career Aptitude Normalizing Test

[Gatorgod]

To: Paul
From: the Anti-Santa

One Free Reincarnation from Apu


A Merry Christmas and I Vishnu a Happy nu Year

[D DEBBS]

TO: Sniper Squirrel

From: Santa Claws (aka Tyrant T. Tabby)

Focusyn-for his job of picking people off!

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

To: Simpsons_fanboy
From: I

A picture of the gay cops in The Simpsons Movie making out

Meh, at least it's been signed by Matt Groening.

To: Paul
From: Simpson's_Fanboy

An F-series Canyonero. ("Instead of a cigarette lighter, it has a lipstick holder".)

It's the perfect gift for ya', ol' pallie! (You being a Queer and all.)

[Shadow The Hedgehog]

To:HarleenQuinn
From:Venom

A homemade waylon smithers action figure.

[Rococo Fox]

What a nice surprise! Thank you, Venom! :D *huggles the doll*

To: Venom
From: Holly Quinn

A homemade Poochie doll.

[Shadow The Hedgehog]

To:Starman
From:Venom

An copy of Playdude.

[Starman]

To: Venom
From: Starman

The key to the city.

Merry Christmas!

[Shadow The Hedgehog]

To:Starman
From:Venom

An ralph wiggum action figure.

Merry X-Men and to all a good kite!

[Starman]

To: Venom
From: Starman

One of Marge's pretzels.

Happy Holidays!

[Ivan]

To: Venom
From: Ivan

10,000 Duff Beer labels so you can party down with Duffman.

An F-series Canyonero. ("Instead of a cigarette lighter, it has a lipstick holder".)

It's the perfect gift for ya', ol' pallie! (You being a homosexual and all.)

What an awful stereotype.

[Shadow The Hedgehog]

To:Ivan
From:Venom

An copy of simpsons comics number one sighed by Matt Groening.

[Shadow The Hedgehog]

To:starman
From:Venom

An Simpsons kitchen play set.

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

To: Venom
From: Ivan

10,000 Duff Beer labels so you can party down with Duffman.



What an awful stereotype.

My apologies, I didn't really mean for it to sound so offensive, it's just that this Paul person is such an instigator.

[Simpsons_Fanboy]

To:starman
From:Venom

An Simpsons kitchen play set.

No offense, but you're using the word 'An' incorrectly in your sentences.

[Ralph_Wiggum]

To: Simpsons_Fanboy
From: RalphSantaPig

The ULTIMATE turkey sandwitch! (Made in Turkey!)

[Cupcake Kitsune]

To: RalphSantaPig
From: Phillip J. Fry

A Simpsons Movie DVD!

[Ralph_Wiggum]

OH MY GOSH!

To: Phillip J. Fry
From: RalphSantaPig

Every Simpsons deleted scene in HISTORY!

[Shadow The Hedgehog]

To:Ralphsantapig
From:Venom

Plopper stuffed animal

[Cupcake Kitsune]

To: HollyQuinn
From: Phillip J. Fry

Homer's thumb, which Marge accidentally sliced off when cutting brownies.

[Rococo Fox]

To: Phillip J. Fry
From: Holly Quinn

A lifetime supply of thyroid medication stolen from Canada.

[Cupcake Kitsune]

To: Holly Quinn
From: Phillip J. Fry

A comment/question: Have you noticed that hardly anyone has posted gifts in the Secret Santa? SHH kind of needs to get on top of this for next round, as in PMing everyone in one sitting, and letting them know the date they have to be in by. Since hardly anyone has posted gifts, want to just reveal everything today to allow more time for the next round?

[Rococo Fox]

To: Phillip J. Fry
From: Holly Quinn

Well, I'm going to be seeing Jared tomorrow at lunch so I'll tell him he better get on top of it. :)

[Cupcake Kitsune]

To: Holly Quinn
From: Phillip J. Fry

I wonder if everyone even got their PMs? Also want to reveal now since the first round is a bust, anyways?