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Jake
10-21-2006, 08:31 AM
Mike Tyson To Fight Singer Tom Jones

Welsh pop veteran Tom Jones will be stepping into the boxing ring with
Mike Tyson in a celebrity bout planned for later this year. The former
world heavyweight champion, nicknamed Iron Mike, revealed his
surprising opponent shortly after expressing a desire to also take on
female Texan boxing champ Ann Wolfe.

The fights are part of a series of high-profile charity events designed
to propel the boxer back into the limelight. Tyson, who served three
years in jail for a rape conviction in 1992 and once bit off part of
boxer Evander Holyfield's ear, retired from boxing in June 2005.

He says, "It's just going to be marvelous. Tom Jones is going to be one
of the boxers. What if I get beat? Who knows - I might even enjoy it!
I'm not interested in smashing people. This is gonna be fun."

(World Entertainment News Network)

Spartan
10-21-2006, 08:35 AM
oshi-

Jeff
10-21-2006, 08:47 AM
someones about to get pwned.

Kuje
10-21-2006, 08:58 AM
I sincerely hope Tom Jones gets absolutely ruined, I despise him so much.

billi vanilli
10-21-2006, 09:02 AM
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Wasteland
10-21-2006, 09:43 AM
I'm still waiting for Mike Tyson vs. Steven Hawking.

SideshowTim
10-21-2006, 10:15 AM
this guy just seems to never go away. i hate mike tyson so much.

Wasteland
10-21-2006, 10:19 AM
He's like herpes. He goes away for a while, but when you think he will never come back, he comes back, worse than ever.

SideshowTim
10-21-2006, 10:20 AM
He's like herpes. He goes away for a while, but when you think he will never come back, he comes back, worse than ever.
got something you need to tell us buddy?

Wasteland
10-21-2006, 10:30 AM
Yes, I have syphillis, but I'm allergic to the cure.

Spartan
10-21-2006, 10:53 AM
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Dead Nigga Storage
10-21-2006, 12:42 PM
didn't tyson get his ass handed to him by one of the worst boxers ever a couple years ago? i don't think this fight is a lock in the least...at least i hope not.

and wasteland tries to ruin yet another thread :-\

camelenchilada
10-21-2006, 12:50 PM
i can't believe tyson still boxes...

boogie down mikel
10-21-2006, 04:08 PM
It's not unusual...

Larson Something
10-21-2006, 06:29 PM
^Heh. First thing that came to mind.
He says, "It's just going to be marvelous. Tom Jones is going to be one of the boxers. What if I get beat? Who knows - I might even enjoy it! I'm not interested in smashing people. This is gonna be fun."

It's finally happened. He's actually turned into Drederick Tatum.

Dr Zaius
10-21-2006, 07:58 PM
"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."
-Tyson

:LOL:

EgoJudicata
10-22-2006, 01:00 AM
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