Write a fortune cookie message for the above poster

[Adamm R)))]

I'm just watching A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love, so I thought this would be fun. Just do what the title says. Example: if it was me, you could say "You're latest thread will be very popular". :D Go!

[Paul]

You will learn how to differentiate between the words "your" and "you're"

[Adamm R)))]

You will learn that I rushed posting that so that I finished before the episode came back on. ;)

[HOMR]

You will find happiness with a new love.

[garret]

You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial.

[Dr. Bartley]

Your store is being robbed, Apu.

[Dewey Finn]

You need a haircut... under your stomach

[hi]

You will engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex.
43-21-18-02-23-09

[Adamm R)))]

You will never come back here

[Hayden]

You will have to witness a banned forum member reemerging by using another nick

[Nameless]

You will use a purple avatar

[Paul]

You will learn that there are others things in life besides The Simpsons and Doctor Who.

[Hayden]

You will come to realise certain changes in your country's leadership

[Dr Zaius]

You will come up with a very amusing custom title the likes of which the NHC has never seen.

[flamingtuna]

You will pee on a cobra, and get it bitten off. You know what I mean.

[Sniper Squirrel]

You will find happiness and inner peace....in my pants

[vinceq]

May the schwarz be with you.

[D DEBBS]

^
You will transform into either a car or a boom box.