hihi87
09-07-2006, 09:43 PM
Hello,
Long time ago, I watched a great movie. It was a Film noir, and was about a very succesfull seller. Who taught, under-appreciated, .. the other sellers to become like him. To sell more houses .. or something like that
But I don't know the name of that movie. I want to watch it again.
In The Simpsons Episode 15 - C.E.D`oh (Season 14), there was a teacher exactly like him (seller)..
"Teacher: You there! Yah, the greasy naked bald man.
Homer: You know everything about me!
Teacher: What would you say if I offered you the secret of true success?
Homer: Wipe me down and sign me up!
Teacher: Now life is hard. Am I right?
Everyone: :mixture of 'yes' responses:
Teacher: Wrong! Life is easy! You suck!
Teacher: I can read your minds! :to Barney: Oh.. ooh, I'm afraid of success. :to Comic Book Guy: It's pizza's fault I'm fat! :to Hans Moleman: Oh I'll stop sucking... later! C'mere. Gimme your hand, it's okay... :throws Hans out window:
Teacher: You see this watch? It's jammed with so many jewels, the hands can't move. What kind of watch do you have?
Homer: Uh, well I drew it on.
Teacher: Do you want to be the ultimate you!?
Homer: Yes!
Teacher: Do you want to yodel at the top of the corporate mountain?
Homer: Yes!
Teacher: Will you write me a check made out to cash?
Homer: God yes!"
Who is the teacher? To which movie is this a reference???
Thanks
Long time ago, I watched a great movie. It was a Film noir, and was about a very succesfull seller. Who taught, under-appreciated, .. the other sellers to become like him. To sell more houses .. or something like that
But I don't know the name of that movie. I want to watch it again.
In The Simpsons Episode 15 - C.E.D`oh (Season 14), there was a teacher exactly like him (seller)..
"Teacher: You there! Yah, the greasy naked bald man.
Homer: You know everything about me!
Teacher: What would you say if I offered you the secret of true success?
Homer: Wipe me down and sign me up!
Teacher: Now life is hard. Am I right?
Everyone: :mixture of 'yes' responses:
Teacher: Wrong! Life is easy! You suck!
Teacher: I can read your minds! :to Barney: Oh.. ooh, I'm afraid of success. :to Comic Book Guy: It's pizza's fault I'm fat! :to Hans Moleman: Oh I'll stop sucking... later! C'mere. Gimme your hand, it's okay... :throws Hans out window:
Teacher: You see this watch? It's jammed with so many jewels, the hands can't move. What kind of watch do you have?
Homer: Uh, well I drew it on.
Teacher: Do you want to be the ultimate you!?
Homer: Yes!
Teacher: Do you want to yodel at the top of the corporate mountain?
Homer: Yes!
Teacher: Will you write me a check made out to cash?
Homer: God yes!"
Who is the teacher? To which movie is this a reference???
Thanks