Classic Era Trivia: Lisa On Ice

[SideshowTim]

answer as many as you can. good luck.

1. According to Action News which President died their hair?
2. What was the current death count from the "killer storm" bearing down on Springfield?
3. Where does the Action News weatherman invite the audience to, and what chance does he give for hilarity?
4. Finish the Quote: "You're gonna eat a blizzard of.. ______ _______!"
5. What is the name of the auditorium at Springfield Elementary?
6. Dolph's Newton translates "Beat up Martin" to what?
7. According to Skinner, what subject is Nelson doing "quite well" in?
8. What does Homer offer to buy Bart for not trying to forge his signature on his academic alert slips?
9. What is the slogan of the "Springfield Youth Center"?
10. What 2 sports does Lisa first try out for?
11. What are the name of Chief Wiggums's and Apu's ice hockey teams respectively?
12. Finsh the Quote: "I could've been ______ ______, but no!"
13. Why can't Chief Wiggum take his team out to pizza after their victory?
14. What sports does Homer believe women should stick to?
15. What does marge seem to have a strange obession with in this episode?
16. In Lisa's fantasy, where is she sentenced to spend a lifetime at?
17. Name 3 other members of Lisa's ice hockey team.
18. Why does Milhouse want to start hanging out with Lisa?
19. What TV show did Bart invite Homer to come and watch with him? (Hint: They missed the first 2 episodes but can catch the last three)
20. Finish the Quote: "Wow, eye of the ______, mouth of a _______!"
21. What cherished childhood toy of his did Bart rip the head off?
22. Skinner says he hardly lets who fight for him anymore?
23. On what conditions does Wiggum say he'll let the Springfield Prison inmates out to watch the game?
24. In this episode we find out that Grandpa wears what cologne?
25. Finish the Quote: "Hey! I asked for _____, I'm eating salad here!"
26. Sign out the front of Springfield Hockey Stadium: Tonight: Championship Hockey, Tomorrow: ______ _______, dammit!
27. Who sings the national anthem at the Hockey game between Bart and Lisa?
28. Who trips Bart to award him a penalty with seconds remaining?
29. Homer says the loser of the match will be "______ and ______ until his _____ is sore"

[HOMR]

6. Eat up Martha
7. Home Economics
8. A present
13. He bet against their team
14. Foxy boxing, mud wrestling.
16. Monster island (it's just a pelicula)
17. Uter, Dolph, Janey
20. Tiger, ?
21. Mr. Honey Bunny
22. His mother.
23. They must return to their cells, they can't commit any more crimes.
25. Ketchup.
26. Entertain yourselves.
27. Krusty

Saw it a couple of weeks ago.

[HomerX]

1. According to Action News which President died their hair? Reagan.
2. What was the current death count from the "killer storm" bearing down on Springfield? 0, but it was expected to shoot up any minute.
3. Where does the Action News weatherman invite the audience to, and what chance does he give for hilarity? His stand-up gig at the... Brew Ha-Ha? I think he gave a 97% chance.
4. Finish the Quote: "You're gonna eat a blizzard of.. ______ _______!" "unseasonable heat?"
5. What is the name of the auditorium at Springfield Elementary? Butthead auditorium.
6. Dolph's Newton translates "Beat up Martin" to what? Eat up Martha.
7. According to Skinner, what subject is Nelson doing "quite well" in? Home ec.
8. What does Homer offer to buy Bart for not trying to forge his signature on his academic alert slips? New ice skates.
9. What is the slogan of the "Springfield Youth Center"? No idea.
10. What 2 sports does Lisa first try out for? Volleyball and ?
11. What are the name of Chief Wiggums's and Apu's ice hockey teams respectively? Springfield Pigs and The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers
12. Finsh the Quote: "I could've been ______ ______, but no!" ?
13. Why can't Chief Wiggum take his team out to pizza after their victory? Because he bet all his money on the other team.
14. What sports does Homer believe women should stick to? Ballet and mud wrestling.
15. What does marge seem to have a strange obession with in this episode? ?
16. In Lisa's fantasy, where is she sentenced to spend a lifetime at? Monster Island (which is actually a peninsula)
17. Name 3 other members of Lisa's ice hockey team. Milhouse, Jimbo and Uter.
18. Why does Milhouse want to start hanging out with Lisa? For protection... and to be noticed!
19. What TV show did Bart invite Homer to come and watch with him? (Hint: They missed the first 2 episodes but can catch the last three) Cops.
20. Finish the Quote: "Wow, eye of the ______, mouth of a _______!" tiger, teamster
21. What cherished childhood toy of his did Bart rip the head off? Mr. Honey Bunny
22. Skinner says he hardly lets who fight for him anymore? His sister.
23. On what conditions does Wiggum say he'll let the Springfield Prison inmates out to watch the game? That they promise they won't commit any crimes.
24. In this episode we find out that Grandpa wears what cologne? Obsession for men.
25. Finish the Quote: "Hey! I asked for _____, I'm eating salad here!" ?
26. Sign out the front of Springfield Hockey Stadium: Tonight: Championship Hockey, Tomorrow: ______ _______, dammit! Entertain yourselves
27. Who sings the national anthem at the Hockey game between Bart and Lisa? Krusty the Klown
28. Who trips Bart to award him a penalty with seconds remaining? Jimbo
29. Homer says the loser of the match will be "______ and ______ until his _____ is sore" booed and ridiculed, throat.

Wow, my recollection of this episode was spottier than I thought. I have to watch it right now.

[SideshowTim]

3, 4, 9, 10, 12, 14, 15 and 29 still yet to be answered correctly.

[Adamm R)))]

4. Finish the Quote: "You're gonna eat a blizzard of.. ______ _______!" - Unseasonable warmth
9. What is the slogan of the "Springfield Youth Center"? - Building unrealistic hopes since 1966
12. Finsh the Quote: "I could've been ______ ______, but no!" - Milhouse says it...equipment manager?
14. What sports does Homer believe women should stick to? - hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such
29. Homer says the loser of the match will be "taunted and booed until his throat is sore"

[SideshowTim]

all correct. 3, 10 and 15 still stand.

[Rest your giant head]

15. Milhouse's teeth

[mike_donnelly]

10. volleyball is one of them, the only ball that the team had got punctured on Lisa's hair

[SideshowTim]

yes, volleyball is one of them. i'll give you a hint, the other one is also a ball sport.

[Adamm R)))]

3. "Kent I'd like to remind everybody to come down and watch me at the Springfield Laugh and Brew and Burgers and Fries on Saturday. The forcast calls for a 75% chance of hilarity."
10. Volleyball and basketball (no one remembers the ball bouncing against Lisa's face? Well I didn't, DVD-ed those two)

[mike_donnelly]

I was thinking basketball, but then I thought that I basketball got in my head from when Bart filled up the gymnasium with water and it becoems all warped.

[SideshowTim]

good work guys, that's all of them. i'll have some more classic era trivia up soon.