You Might Be A Redneck

[vinceq]

Lets write some jokes for Jeff Foxworthy.

If you think bluetooth is what happens when you don't spit out the toothpaste, you might, well, you just might be ignorant. If you said aloud 'what's toothpaste?' after reading that joke, you might be a redneck.

[D DEBBS]

If your gynocologist is also your vet, you might be a redneck.

[Sniper Squirrel]

If your proctologist is just some local with a butt fetish, you might be a redneck

[BigButtSkinner]

If you hang Slim Jims on your Christmas tree instead of candy canes, you might just be a redneck.

[Wasteland]

If you go on a message board for the sole purpose of creating a "You might be a redneck..." thread, you're just an idiot.