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Biggest Homer Fan
08-21-2006, 12:33 PM
Post your favorite/funniest simpsons lines.


Millhouse: Oh puppy goo-goo fetch me a dream.
Capt_Planet
08-21-2006, 12:41 PM
i am evil homer, i am evil homer, i am evil homer HAY!
DumHonkey
08-22-2006, 09:14 AM
I have 3 that tie.

"Fatherhood isn't easy, like motherhood, but I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. Except for some mag wheels. Oh man, that would be sweet."

"I get's some fuel for me mule, gas for me ass...."

"Stupid Flanders, you're a genius."
Horzereal
08-22-2006, 11:04 AM
My Sig, from 8th season, and Ichy and Scratchy and Poochie - "Say the line as it was written Homer!" "Please Cut of my head, i don't deserve to live."

(Hope those are the write Quotes, if not they are something like it, i cant remember EXACT.)
grissom
08-22-2006, 11:17 AM
Charles Bronson filling in for Andy on the Andy Griffith Show comes to mind.
MasterMarc
08-22-2006, 11:38 AM
in lisa's date with destiny
nelson reads a note "Guess you like you?" turns around and sees milhouse and his eyesbrows moving up and down. next scene he get rushed to the ambulance. LMAO
Horzereal
08-22-2006, 11:42 AM
in lisa's date with destiny
nelson reads a note "Guess you like you?" turns around and sees milhouse and his eyesbrows moving up and down. next scene he get rushed to the ambulance. LMAO
ya, Also on the same episode in music class the kids yell "Lisa likes Nelson" then "Milhouse likes Lise", then So and So "Likes milhouse", then "Otter likes milhouse" And the the Music teacher Yells "NOBODY LIKE MILHOUSE!"
grissom
08-22-2006, 11:59 AM
ya, Also on the same episode in music class the kids yell "Lisa likes Nelson" then "Milhouse likes Lise", then So and So "Likes milhouse", then "Otter likes milhouse" And the the Music teacher Yells "NOBODY LIKE MILHOUSE!"
It's Uter, just to let you know.
Sniper Squirrel
08-22-2006, 12:04 PM
I sure could go for 100 tacos right about now
Horzereal
08-22-2006, 12:06 PM
It's Uter, just to let you know.
lol i just saw my mistake
the 'house always wins
08-22-2006, 12:21 PM
isn't this topic basically covered by the quote of the day thread in the general discussion forum?
BigButtSkinner
08-22-2006, 01:57 PM
"Doh-eth!" (see my signature) is my all-time favorite Homer quote.

My other favorite line is when Smithers "attacks" Skinner with a stapler in WSMB, Part 1, and Skinner just looks at him and says woodenly, "Please don't waste those." Dunno why it's so funny to me, but it always makes me laugh, every time.
Channel Surfer
08-23-2006, 02:23 AM
This section is reserved for trivia questions. Read this thread (http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=40021) to get a better idea of what belongs here and what does not.