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Red Hot Homer Simpson
08-18-2006, 07:23 PM
The Future Story For The NHC Members.
Written by Red Hot Homer Simpson.
In a home on NHC Blvd. Ivan was watching the Simpsons Marathon on his TV when he heard a gun shot! *BANG!! it went. Then All of a sudden he heard a bloke scream.
Adam R: ARGGHH!!!!!!! You Shot Me You Son Of A Bitch!!!
Homer_Thompson: Well, you better think twice before steeling my simpsons figurine collection. You Know How Much That Cost Me?
Adam R: As I Said I Dont Have It!!
Homer_Thompson: Then How Come I saw you with the Ultra Rare, Homer as a walrus figurine. There are only 3 in the world you know.
Adam R: I Bought It Off Ebay, I too like collecting.
Homer_Thompson: Yeah, you got them all at once by stealing my collection now Give them hear.
Adam R: I dont have it!! Cerpin Taxt Was Selling Them for their value!
Homer_Thompson:...but...but he and I are like best friends, why, why, why!!
Adam R: I don't Know, Shoot Him!!!
Ivan just ran to the scene.
Ivan: Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey....Stop It...
Homer_Thompson: We already did. But I'm Gonna Kill Cerpin Taxt!!!!!!
Homer_Thompson Runs Off.
Adam R: Say Ivan, could you get me to a hospital. This bullet is very painful. Like I've been Trod On the face by an elephant.
Ivan: Yeah Yeah. *Calls The Ambulance.
The Ambulance arrives faster then lighting hits water.
Ivan: We've got a Gentleman been shot in the arm, get him to a hospital quick!
The Ambulance driver turns around like an evil scene. It was sacrelicious. This guy was lucky to get a liscence.
Ivan: Damn You Sacrelicious. You Better drive carefully....but fast. He's in pain.
Adam R: C'mon! Its an emergency step on it!!!!
The Ambulane goes like bullet, very fast. Hitting every car in its path and eventually arriving at the hospital..
Ivan: Here We Are. Put The Brake On Buddy
sacrelicious:... Um?
Ivan: THE PEDAL ON THE LEFT!!!
sacrelicious Pushes the accelerator and crashes in the hospital.
to be continued...
Wasteland
08-18-2006, 07:39 PM
Quick, get to the part where I tazer you in the groin!
That was really, really not funny.
Red Hot Homer Simpson
08-18-2006, 07:42 PM
it wasnt supposed to be, it was a fanfic about NHC. Geez. If you dont want more then i wont write more.
grissom
08-18-2006, 08:06 PM
Holy shit.....wow. That's quite possibly the most horrible thing I've ever read. And I remember the "NHC Animated Series" thread pretty well.
Wasteland
08-18-2006, 08:26 PM
it wasnt supposed to be, it was a fanfic about NHC. Geez. If you dont want more then i wont write more.
http://slantmouth.com/articles/facesoflife/images/yay.jpg
garret
08-18-2006, 08:44 PM
what the hell was that
Why am I the main character?
Red Hot Homer Simpson
08-18-2006, 10:42 PM
your not the main. The story would have changed dramaticly. Note: I Put "TO BE CONTINUED"
Continue it already, then... ;)
Adamm R)))
08-19-2006, 01:58 AM
Just....WOW. I really love how you've used our character traits perfectly. ;-/
H Thompson
08-21-2006, 10:17 AM
I don't have a simpsons figurine collection. I have no intention of obtaining a simpson's figurine collection.
Billy
08-21-2006, 11:27 AM
http://www.duffzone.co.uk/framegrabs/9f16/03162002103536.jpg
Kids! Say no to drugs!
Kiyosuki
08-22-2006, 03:29 AM
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/5412/matrixwhoayw7.jpg
Dr. Bartley
08-29-2006, 04:11 AM
It's still better than my The Leela & Bender Series Fanfic I wrote.
Adamm R)))
08-29-2006, 05:10 AM
Holy shit.....wow. That's quite possibly the most horrible thing I've ever read. And I remember the "NHC Animated Series" thread pretty well.
I went and found that thread (here (http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=49411) for anyone that cares) and I found it hilarious. Much better than this. Here they actually reference members for a reason, not just randomly.
grissom
08-29-2006, 05:45 AM
Some of it was funny, some not so much. I forgot that thread influenced YYT to change his name to Buh.
The Future Story For The NHC Members.
Written by Red Hot Homer Simpson.
In a home on NHC Blvd. Ivan was watching the Simpsons Marathon on his TV when he heard a gun shot! *BANG!! it went. Then All of a sudden he heard a bloke scream.
Adam R: ARGGHH!!!!!!! You Shot Me You Son Of A Bitch!!!
Homer_Thompson: Well, you better think twice before steeling my simpsons figurine collection. You Know How Much That Cost Me?
Adam R: As I Said I Dont Have It!!
Homer_Thompson: Then How Come I saw you with the Ultra Rare, Homer as a walrus figurine. There are only 3 in the world you know.
Adam R: I Bought It Off Ebay, I too like collecting.
Homer_Thompson: Yeah, you got them all at once by stealing my collection now Give them hear.
Adam R: I dont have it!! Cerpin Taxt Was Selling Them for their value!
Homer_Thompson:...but...but he and I are like best friends, why, why, why!!
Adam R: I don't Know, Shoot Him!!!
Ivan just ran to the scene.
Ivan: Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey....Stop It...
Homer_Thompson: We already did. But I'm Gonna Kill Cerpin Taxt!!!!!!
Homer_Thompson Runs Off.
Adam R: Say Ivan, could you get me to a hospital. This bullet is very painful. Like I've been Trod On the face by an elephant.
Ivan: Yeah Yeah. *Calls The Ambulance.
The Ambulance arrives faster then lighting hits water.
Ivan: We've got a Gentleman been shot in the arm, get him to a hospital quick!
The Ambulance driver turns around like an evil scene. It was sacrelicious. This guy was lucky to get a liscence.
Ivan: Damn You Sacrelicious. You Better drive carefully....but fast. He's in pain.
Adam R: C'mon! Its an emergency step on it!!!!
The Ambulane goes like bullet, very fast. Hitting every car in its path and eventually arriving at the hospital..
Ivan: Here We Are. Put The Brake On Buddy
sacrelicious:... Um?
Ivan: THE PEDAL ON THE LEFT!!!
sacrelicious Pushes the accelerator and crashes in the hospital.
to be continued...
MEANWHILE....
grissom: ...damn this neck, haunched over this old victrolla trying to change this accursed needle. (slams fist on the hutch) This is the worst vinyl I've seen since I got that 'leather' jacket back in '73. (finally stands up) I've got it! Dixieland Jazz for everyone!
Kiyosuki: Excelcior to the Fourth Estate!
thecapecoddah: Finally let the lemonade social commence! We shall now find a suitor for kupomog to wed!
Kiyosuki
08-29-2006, 09:55 PM
MEANWHILE....
grissom: ...damn this neck, haunched over this old victrolla trying to change this accursed needle. (slams fist on the hutch) This is the worst vinyl I've seen since I got that 'leather' jacket back in '73. (finally stands up) I've got it! Dixieland Jazz for everyone!
Kiyosuki: Excelcior to the Fourth Estate!
thecapecoddah: Finally let the lemonade social commence! We shall now find a suitor for kupomog to wed!
As the social commences, war was begin in a nearby Jungle.
Jake:<watching a random television show on a small screen>Goddamn this show...when the hell did it go wrong? Nothing they do is right...maybe its just time for them to call it quits. Well...time to write chapter 126 of my fanfic about it...
Channel Surfer: <over intercom> Jake!
Jake: Wha!?! Your inturrupting something very important, this better be good!
Channel Surfer: Look, is the S.I.M( Scientifically Improbable Missile ) ready for launch yet?
Jake: How should I know?
Channel Surfer: Because its your job!
Jake: You don't even pay me.
Channel Surfer: *intimidating thunder sound*
Jake: Bah, let me check...
And so he checks..
Jake: Hey you! Random worker I don't know the name of, is the thing ready yet I gotta get back to my important work!
Garret: hi
Jake: What!?
Garret: Yeah its ready, etc etc. Where are we launching it again?
Jake: That Hospital over there...that I can conveniently see from all this way.
Garret: A Hospital...? Why?
Jake: Because this fanfic makes no sense whatsoever.
Garret: Ah...I see
Jake: Channel, the missile is ready for launch....
Joe Dumbass
08-30-2006, 02:02 AM
Channel; Very well prepare to-
enter TerrorK
TerrorK; STOP
Channel Surfer; What is it Kenneth? Cant you see we are busy plotting our evil scemes?
TerrorK; I need the missile to distroy every post Season 9 episode of The Simpsons.
enter DNS
DNS; Screw you all, I'm going to use it to blow up Canada!
TerrorK; Destroy all suck ass Simpsons Seasons!
Channel Surfer; Kill lemonade social!
DNS; Blow up Canada!
Jake; QUIET! With all these distractions I'm never going to complete Maggie and Eric Season 4,972!!!!
Computer; Detonation sequence activated.
Channel Surfer; Wa!?
TerrorK; I was trying to launch it.
DNS; Smooth move, Skippy, now we're all gonna die.
Curtis; [O.S] I dont think so!
*swings onto the scene off a vine wearing lepoard skin leotard*
Computer; Detonation in T-Minus 10-9-8-7-6-5-4
*Curtis swallows S.I.M in one gulp*
Curtis; thats a spicy meatball
Stomach; muffled explotion
DNS; Nice going fat ass now what am I going to blow up those Canucks with?
TerrorK; And now the suck ass Seasons will be forever eched on to the consiousness of todays youth.
Channel Surfer; Get him!
*all jump on Curtis*
Jake; [O.S] Wo hoo! 1,0000 episodes!
Kiyosuki
08-30-2006, 02:35 AM
http://www.duffzone.co.uk/framegrabs/dabf06/04212002185040.jpg
lol.
God, this thread is making my soul cry.
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