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Voodoo Monkey
08-06-2006, 08:07 PM
Just as it says on the can. Take any number of players from your favourite team, and give them Chris Berman-esque nicknames.

I don't get ESPN, so any ACTUAL nicknames used by Berman are conincidences.

Also, I left out most of the obvious ones (Aaron 'Jack and Jill Went Up The' Hill)

From the Toronto Blue Jays' All-Time Roster, I present...

Doug 'Control' Ault 'Delete'
Howard 'Knowing Is Half The' Battle
Tilson 'Flying Spanish' Brito
Jim 'Imagine The Taunting You'd Get If Your Name Were' Clancy
Omar 'Rag' Daal
Scott 'Canadian Football Only Has Three' Downs
Bob 'Rank And' File
Gary 'Coming Soon To Nintendo 64, It's' Glover
Alfredo 'Left Off Of Family Guy' Griffin
Ken 'I Heart' Huckaby
Mark 'Big Bowl Of' Lemongello
Orlando 'Past Tense Of Mercy Is' Merced
Miguel 'My Name Gets Censored On Cheap Message Boards' Negron
Dave Righetti 'And Meatballs'
Phil 'Fix The Damn' Roof
Luis 'Hockey Helmets Made By' Sojo
Tanyon 'Uncontrollable Growth' Sturtze
Turner 'Intensive Care' Ward
Jeff 'Be Careful, Be Alert, Be' Ware
Shannon 'If You're Not Against 'Em, You're' Withem

PeterGriffin525
08-06-2006, 08:12 PM
this is a pretty coll idea its gonna take me a while to think of some players

brad
08-06-2006, 09:01 PM
Matt "Sugar" Cain
Kevin "North" Correia
Brad "Sippin On" Hennessey
Noah "and his ark" Lowry
Jason "Holy" Schmidt
Ray Durham "and egg omelete"
Pedro Feliz "Navidad"
Barry "Stocks and" Bonds
Moises "Lets do the electric boog" Alou


and the most appropriate for the last couple weeks...
Randy "the Giants can't" Winn "to save their lives"