Name The Chalkboard's Episode

[Red Hot Homer Simpson]

Bart writes on the Detention Board in the intro of most episodes. You say one and the next poster must answer the episode.

"I will Not Cut Corners
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[moonwalker69]

One Fish, Two Fish, Blow Fish, Blue Fish

I will not use abbrev.

[Handsome Peter]

Another Simpsons Clip Show

"Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the principal"

[Worst Fan Ever]

Homer the Great


"There is business like show business"



Thats my fave chalkboard.

[sacrelicious]

The Boy Who Knew Too Much, and it was "There are plenty of businesses like show business"
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"I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT"

[Red Hot Homer Simpson]

I will finish what i sta/

[Screwy Squirrel]

Like Father Like Clown

"I will not bury the new kid"

[Red Hot Homer Simpson]

Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie

"Over forty & single is not funny"

[xlisasimpsonx]

Today, I am a Klown

This is not a clue......Or is it?

[Red Hot Homer Simpson]

Who Shot Mr. Burns [Part One]

[Dr.Nick.Riviera.]

"Bewitched" does not promote Satanism

[Oliver.]

One of my favotire line are Homer in Round Springfield
"What i'm saynig is, all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new Jazzman."

[sacrelicious]

Man, normally I'm no good at these, but I just happened to watch this episode yesterday: "Radioactive Man."

Plus a note to Oliver. - I think you have the wrong board.


"I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten"

[Turambar]

Homer's Phobia

"Je ne pas parle francais"

[The Real Brian McGee]

The monkey suit season 17

I will only do this once

[Henrik P]

The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular

"I did not invent Irish dancing"

[The Real Brian McGee]

Bart star

"I will try to raise a better child"

[Red Hot Homer Simpson]

Itchy & Scratchy The Movie (marge wrote that so that doesnt really count :P)

Beans Arent Fruit Nor Musical

[Ivan]

The monkey suit season 17

I will only do this once

Actually it's "I Will Only Do This Once A Year"

[The Real Brian McGee]

I thought it was in both...

I will not yell "Shes dead" suring roll call

[Henrik P]

Selma's Choice

"Mud is not one of the 4 food groups"

[The Real Brian McGee]

Last exit for springfield

"My homework was not stolen by a one armed man"

[Henrik P]

Bart Gets Famous

"I will not publish the Principal's credit report!"

[sacrelicious]

Tennis the Menace

I will not leak the plot of the movie

[Henrik P]

Regarding Margie

"Poking a dead raccoon is not research"

[The Real Brian McGee]

She Used to Be My Girl

I am not the now dali lama

[Henrik P]

Seems like nobody knows. Here's a new:
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment

[NumberZone]

Brush with Greatness

I will not draw naked ladies in class

[Henrik P]

Call of the Simpsons

I will not send lard through the mail

[Turambar]

Bart's Girlfriend

I will not grease the monkey bars

[Henrik P]

Old Money

I will not do that thing with my tongue.

[Turambar]

Bart vs Thanksgiving

I will not spin the turtle

[oregano_blazer]

The otto show

I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.

[Turambar]

Itchy and Scratchy Land

"Bewitched" does not promote Satanism

[Henrik P]

Radioactive Man

"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender

[Turambar]

Lisa's Pony

Sandwiches should not contain sand

[Henrik P]

Bart of War

They are laughing at me, not with me

[Turambar]

Krusty Gets Busted

Funny noises are not funny

[Henrik P]

Black Widower

I will not fake seizures

[Turambar]

Brother, Can you spare two dimes?

I WILL NOT FAKE RABIES

[Henrik P]

Saturdays of Thunder

I will not torment the emotionally frail.

[Turambar]

I married marge

The pledge of allegiance does not end with hail satan

[Henrik P]

Burns' Heir

I am not delightfully saucy

[Reservoir Dog]

Homer Loves Flanders

"Poking a dead raccoon is not research"

[Henrik P]

She Used to Be My Girl

Beer in a milk carton is not milk

[Turambar]

On a clear day I can't see my sister

I will stop phoning it in

[Henrik P]

Faith Off

I won't not use no double negatives.

[Turambar]

Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder

I will not sell my kidney on eBay

[Henrik P]

Grift of the Magi

I was not touched 'there' by an angel.

[aιэjаηdяа]

Days of Wine and D'oh'ses

"I was not the sixth Beatle"

[Turambar]

Homer Vs Dignity

Funny Noises are not funny

[Henrik P]

Black Widower

The Christmas pageant does not stink."

[Turambar]

Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk

'Vampire is not a career choice'

[NumberZone]

Tales From The Public Domain

'Poking a dead raccoon is not research'

[Henrik P]

She Used to Be My Girl

I will not carve gods

[Turambar]

Radio Bart

Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

[Henrik P]

Homer the Great

No one is interested in my underpants

[Turambar]

So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show

"I am not licensed to do everything"

[dr. nick]

Isn't it "I am not licensed to do anything"? ...if so, that would be from The Twisted World of Marge Simpson

"I will not laminate dog doo"

[Turambar]

Homer Simpson, This is your Wife

I will only provide a urine sample when asked

[Handsome Peter]

"The Computer Wore Menace Shoes" (CABF02)

NO ONE CARES WHAT MY DEFINITION OF "IS" IS

[Turambar]

Doh-In in the Wind

It's potato, not potatoe

[boxcar_fred]

Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish


I do not have diplomatic immunity

[Lisa Is A Nut]

marge in chains

hillbillies are people too